Sunday, October 11, 2009

Blonde Amateur Hooker.


Have a dirty joke today...

During the recession, Harry and his blonde wife are having a hard financial time, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any question and I'll be parked around the corner."

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?"

She says, "A hundred dollars."

He replies, "All I got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks.

"What now. What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job," Harry replied.

She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy.

She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back."

She runs back to Harry.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?
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Dirty Mind Quiz -"What is hard, 6 inches long, has 2 nuts & can make a girl fat?"

The answer is Almond Joy Candy Bar and not what you think readers.

2 comments:

Red Lavender said...

Hi Bro,

Thanks for making me laugh today...

pris said...

Hi sis...

I hope all of us can make u laugh everyday. Do u know, u look so beautiful when you smile.?