Friday, July 16, 2010

Medicare in action.

My slogan in selling life insurance is... "Buy insurance when you don't need it because when you need it, you can't buy!" With a medical insurance cover in hand, you create a piece of mind and lessen the burden to pay your medical needs. Otherwise read on with this joke, forwarded by one of my creative client, Ranjit who also happen to be in the Medicare.

Are you insured?

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.

A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the Doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him.

Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you doing?

To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure."

Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.

The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.

To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.

The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between public health care and private medical insurance coverage."
P.S. Laugh a bit please.


Anonymous said...

dear Robert,

how important medical insurance...sure i will take the insurance with u but give me sometime due to shifting my job from comp A to comp B....LOL!!!!!

Robert Foo said...

Hi Anonymous,

We had just assisted to pay one of our client who had a bad fall, a medical cost of more than RM200K from his admission.

Do write to me dear, if you need insurance advices. I am just one call away. Thank you for your support.