Thursday, September 30, 2010

Darn to speak loud with confidence.


Many young friends and colleagues of mine claimed that they are brave, courageous and confidence. I doubt so! I asked them whether they darn to speak aloud these simple words, "Yahoooo! I am great and feeling wonderful!" Looks easy...Right?

Next! I took them to the nearest Starbucks for a nice cup of coffee. I challenged them to speak, preferable to yell or shout on top of their voice, inside the restaurant those few interesting words. No one took the draw. Okay I said! I would be the first one to do it. I stood up, face upward and i threw my voice to the peak...."Yahooooooooooooo!!!! I am great & feeling wonderful!" Of course raising both my arms at the same time to show i was the winner.

These young friends were shocked and extremely amazed. The entire crowd inside the restaurant were staring at me with curiosity, wondering what happened. I just looked back at them, smiled and said Sorry.

I told my friends, this is confidence and braveness. If you are shy, scared and timid, you would never be able to do it. Or perhaps you live for the sake of others and not darn to show the truth of yourself. Selling needs courage. Unless you have these fearless heart, selling would be much easier and fruitful. I suggested to my young friends to practice yelling and shouting in their own bathroom first. Once you have developed the confidence of speaking aloud, you would naturally overcome the fear in public speaking. Sound funny but it works.

Food for thought - "Speak loud and clear, with head up. This will tell our emotions and mind not to be a mutterer and not to be afraid of the consequences" ~ Vernon Howard ~

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Hang in there!


Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . . . . .
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The story was shared by one of my dear who claimed to be a not so clever lady. But in fact, i know she is a sharp and witty person who is as sly as a wolf. Thank you for sharing this joke. Lady is always smarter than man.

Do you know...
"Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women" - Natalie Portman quotes

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

High divorce cases



Over a recent discussion with some friends, they were having concern over high divorce cases among the young married couples. On one article, it referred Singapore, a tiny island and our neighbouring country has the highest ratio divorce cases within the Asian region. They scored 60% of divorcing for couples who married less than 5 years. Meaning out of 10 couples, six might break away from their marriages within this period. Alarming! Right?

I gave my reasoning to these group of friends. Singapore is a young nation of brains. All parents emphasize the important of education to their growing children. Not just the sons but the daughters as well. Today all their young citizens are highly qualified professionals with much to aspire and excel. Their intelligence has broadened their knowledge base. And knowledge has created opportunities which allow them to do well in careers and businesses. With much money earned, money would in turn provides power. In the course of pursuing success and dreams, power leads to the weak part of life. Power offers independence and security, but if it is not carefully handle, it could have its detrimental effect. A successful person with a high powerful position might have high expectation in life. More so if they are young and still not very wise yet, they could be arrogance and demanding in character. These are applicable to both sexes.

Coming to these young intelligent married couples, if both husband and wife are high achievers and earners, i wonder whether they could hold their emotion and feeling right all the time. How many could have the patience and tolerance to understand each other when both have the power in hand. Next, have they got sufficient time to be together. Is the busy wife be able to spare her restricted time to make love with the husband. Intelligent men always have strong desire to make love, whereas intelligent ladies might not because they are capable to earn enough and to appease themselves without man. The saying..man has one important need and woman has ninety nine needs.

Conclusion: Less sex higher divorce cases. (Luckily i am not a Singaporean)

Food for thought - "A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers" - Ruth Bell Graham

Monday, September 27, 2010

Self-confidence is better than paper qualifications


Cherry from Penang, would be having a job interview today in Singapore where many aspiring young Malaysian like to seek employment there. She called me on phone last nite, worried and sad because she had lost her original SPM certificate (High School certificate). She expects to show all her papers to the interviewers. And it's too late to get the replacement from the Education Authority now. The new job is important to her.

This was what i told Cherry. Paper qualifications aren't relevant if one has the personal confidence. Cherry, you have a pleasant and sweet personality which everyone likes. This is not the first job. You had been working for several years, in Penang, Singapore and Taiwan. I am sure you have the experiences and knowledge. What is important now, is to stand tall and to be able to speak your mind. The self-confidence is more important than all your paper qualifications. A good employer would wish to get one employee who could speak effectively rather than engage one who is dumbed. Cherry, i am sure you have all the ideal qualities to be a better employee. Please show your mind and not just the papers.

As for me i only have the walking qualification gained from the Public University of life, and yet today all my successful and rich clients have to listen to my advices. Reason..i am brave, courageous and confidence in all my dealings.

Before Cherry slept, she sent me this message... Thx my dear, u pump in so much confidence and happiness to me. Miss you! XoXo. I wish her best of luck.

Food for thought - “Your chances of success in any undertaking can always be measured by your belief in yourself.” - Robert Collier quote

Sunday, September 26, 2010

The good you do, comes back.


True story...

A woman baked chapati for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapati on the Window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Everyday, a hunchback came and took away the chapati. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Everyday, the hunch-back came, picked up the chapati and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself....

"Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean? "One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the Chapatti she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said Immediately, she threw the chapati into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window - sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapati and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman.

Everyday, as the woman placed the chapati on the window-sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.... She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway.... He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapati."As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!" As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale.

She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapati that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" Do good and; don't ever stop doing good, even if it’s not appreciated at that time.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

THE THREE NUNS AT THE WORLD CUP FIFA MATCH


THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A FIFA MATCH IN AFRICA

THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..

BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW,

THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D

GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,

"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO SYDNEY ...

THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.."

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,

"I WANT TO GO TO TASMANIA ..

THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS LIVING THERE.."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO NEW ZEALAND ...

THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,

AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,

"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ..THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"
See! Dont play play with women again!!!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Comparing & competing can be stressful.

Is difficult to tell a lady she is getting old, especially this one i know so close. Miss Sexy is one of my fellow colleague who always does well in sales. She works extremely hard and willing to take challenges all the time. However she looks stressful to me and i could see aging lines are appearing on her forehead and eyes. She is definitely much younger than me but is so sad to see her aged faster than she should. The main reason which causes this effect, i believe is she doesn't know how to control her anxiety and tension.

The number one killer in life is the 'Comparison of Our Mind'. In our daily life, everything we see have attraction and admiration. Our 'Sighting and Hearing' tempts us for more. We compare the luxury homes of our friends and neighbours, we compare the expensive cars others are driving, we compare the attractive holidays others are visiting, we compare the clothing, wears and handbags which are advertised openly, we compare the best education available for the children and we compare sometimes for no reason. On top of all these, we compare even on our work and career. Miss Sexy is currently competing her sales at company, agency and personal levels. She wants to reach the highest yearly target for company's oversea incentive trips, she wants to lead in her agency sales team and she eagerly trying to achieve her level best personally this year. She is pushing herself very hard and this is already her twenty years in the business. By comparing and competing in everything on her life, without she realising age is catching on her.

How true.. "There is no free ride on the journey of life". The more we toll on our body and mind, the more stressful we would be. The more stressful we are, it would gradually show on our face. Yes! Is good to have a successful life and the better way to reach it meaningfully is to get it without craving for them.

Would like to suggest to Miss Sexy here. With these many years of selling, you should try to enjoy selling as a love and passion, and not to sell to compete and compare with others. Admire those who are doing better than you and assist those who aren't doing well. As long as you sell with a sincere heart, i am sure everything will come beautifully your way soon. If you happened to be reading this title, please don't be offended my dear. I am just trying to make you realise, our work has to be from the heart and not just the mind alone.

To this special lady - “When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you.” ~Lao Tzu

Thursday, September 23, 2010

World's Oldest Man, 114, Walter Breuning


Want to live past 100? Read on to find out the secret....

This article is from The Star Online (http://thestar.com.my)
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GREAT FALLS, Montana: A Montana resident believed to be the world's oldest man celebrated his 114th birthday Tuesday at a retirement home in Great Falls.

Walter Breuning was born on Sept. 21, 1896, in Melrose, Minnesota, and moved to Montana in 1918, where he worked as a clerk for the Great Northern Railway for 50 years.

His wife, Agnes, a railroad telegraph operator from Butte, died in 1957. The couple had no children.

Breuning inherited the distinction of being the world's oldest man in July 2009 when Briton Henry Allingham died at age 113. Allingham had joked that the secret to long life was "Cigarettes,whisky and wild, wild women — and a good sense of humor," according to Guinness World Records.

The Guinness organization and the Gerontology Research Group each have verified Breuning as the world's oldest man and the fourth-oldest person. Three women were born earlier in the same year as Breuning.

Robert Young, senior consultant for gerontology for Guinness World Records, presented Breuning with a copy of the book's 2011 edition that lists him as the record holder.

"Walter wasn't in last year's edition," Young joked. "He was too young."

The Great Falls Tribune reported that Breuning gave a speech before about 100 people at an invitation-only birthday party at the Rainbow Retirement Community, with a guest list that included Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer and representatives from Guinness World Records.

Breuning was helped up to a lectern from his motorized cart, appearing somewhat frail but speaking with a strong voice.

He recalled "the dark ages," when his family moved to South Dakota in 1901 and lived for 11 years without electricity, water or plumbing.

"Carry the water in. Heat it on the stove. That's what you took your bath with. Wake up in the dark. Go to bed in the dark. That's not very pleasant," he said.

He said men and women may be able to enjoy life, but they can't be content without a belief or faith. His parting message to the crowd was one of tolerance.

"With all the hatred in this world, in this good world, let us be kind to one another," Breuning said.

Breuning has celebrity status at the retirement home, with visitors waiting in line to see him, Ray Milversted, 92, told the Tribune.

Tina Bundtrock, executive director of the Rainbow, said the home has adopted a policy of scheduling visits with Breuning by appointment, so he's not taxed by people dropping in to see him.

Before his birthday party, Breuning declined to name a favorite among the 114 years he has seen.
"Every year is the same," Breuning told the Great Falls newspaper.

But he criticized one modern invention — the computer.

"When the computer came out, that was one of the worst things," Breuning said. "They laid off all the clerks on the railroad."

But, he added, "Every change is good." - AP.
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My personal view: I like his remark... the secret to long life was "Cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women — and a good sense of humour." Of the four, i scored two of his good points. I don't smoke and drink but i love beautiful wild wild women and naughty as well.
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"A lot of people think they're born for themselves; I don't think that. I believe that we're here to help other people all the way through." — Walter Breuning, world's oldest man

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Is the customer telling the truth?


Selling Tips..

Yesterday i was talking about the one obstacle of selling... Prospective customers not telling the truth of not buying. First i use my eyes to detect the buying signals by screening their faces and body movement. Usually when customers have no money, their facial lacks confidence and grow. Focus on their eyes where all tell tales sign would be revealed. A happy heart would have a set of beautiful eyes. Otherwise most likely they might have got problems which would hinder our selling approaches. Like i said, it takes a lot of patience to learn this art of looking at faces to determine the financial confidence of a person.

Second step is to listen. Not only to listen and to understand our prospects' views but to hear whether the voice is truthful or untruthful. Meaning, a 'No' could be a 'Yes' or a 'Yes' could be a 'No'. A professional salesperson has the skill to capture the right pitch and sounding of those words and know whether is real or unreal spoken. Again this Art of listening needs time and interest to develop.

Once a salesperson has mastered the skill to see and to hear, selling is all in his hand. So the next time when a prospect says 'No' to you, make sure he means it and don't let him deceives you. For your information, this special skill is also applicable in checking whether your love partner is telling the truth in loving you. Look at his eyes and ask him how much he loves you. Believe me.. girls should be able to sense whether their men are telling the truth.

I hope the above helps...

Food for thought - "The most basic of all human needs is the need to understand and be understood. The best way to understand people is to listen to them" — Ralph Nichols

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Can u see he has no money?


Selling tips...

You are being approached by a life insurance agent who does a good presentation. However you have no money to purchase the needed cover. Are you going to be frank to reveal your poor financial standing? Your successful and wealthy personality looks impressive to the attending agent. Or perhaps you tell white lies or the untruthful reasons for not buying. These are the usual reasons; i like to discuss with my spouse first, wish to compare with others, the premium is too high, the benefits are unattractive, the repayment term is too long, the returns are unattractive or i let you know. Actually the real reason is, you have no money at the moment.

The above situation could happen to anyone of us in our daily life. In most selling approaches, the prospective customers always not telling the real truth for not buying, especially when they do not want to reveal their cash flow problem. If you are a professional salesperson who could identify the exact reasoning for not buying of your prospects, selling would be much easier in the long run.

Selling is a skill and an art. It takes years to develop and to master. As far as i am concerned, i would never open my mouth for a sale from prospective clients, until i am convinced they are happy in heart and have the peace of mind. These combination carries confidence and ability of a person, which deter the financial strength outwardly. Otherwise my duty is to help them to overcome their financial weaknesses first. I offer motivation and inspiration to the deserving contacts who in turn might excel in life later. Though i could not close a sale immediately, these new friends became acquaintances who might be my future clients. Conclusion: if you can't sell him, help him.

Food for thought - "It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear" - Henry David Thoreau

Monday, September 20, 2010

Old man with young heart.


Something to ponder about. Do you know, it's pretty safe for a sixty year old woman to sleep with a man of the same age? They might be strangers and nothing much could happen if they are to be left alone in one room together for the nite.

Not when that man is thirty, the old lady of sixty has got to be careful because the younger man might play naughty with her. Don't believe me, go and ask some of your uncles who are sixties and above, whether they are still making love with their wives who are as old as them. However when these old uncles who are with younger ladies, their erection could be as strong as steel.

Some of my younger friends were wondering the reasons behind. In simple term, i tried to explain to them. When a young man sees a naked female, immaterial of what age she is, he only focus on the pussy, which is good enough to excite his wild mind. However an older man sees a woman, he admires her from top to bottom, including the heart and brain as well. Conclusion; Isn't easy to satisfy an older man because his expectation in life is higher.

Food for thought - “I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, then it is beautiful. If not, it can't be helped.” - Frederick Perls quotes

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Onions and Christmas Trees


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers ,Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:
In her 20, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions.

Onions?

Yes,

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?

The mother, surprised, smiled and answered, Well dear, a man goes through three phases:
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree.

A Christmas tree?

Yes...the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
Moral of the story - be careful when you talk about woman.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

The amazing hair dryer.


An old story related by a good friend, which is worth sharing....

Not long ago a friend took her ten-year-old boy to my house looking for my wife, saying that her child had hiccups all day long. The child was very uncomfortable and unable to eat at all. After she checked, my wife said there was a muscle spasm in his diaphragm.

Without hesitation, she took out a blow dryer, turned on the power and started blowing at the boy's stomach. About 10 minutes later, the boy burped and felt relieved. We were surprised that this thing can do the trick. But my wife just smiled.

A few days later, I had a stiff neck when I woke up in the morning. I could hardly turn my head. I recalled my stiff neck problem was treated a few times by acupuncture and cupping when I was younger.

I asked my wife for the similar treatment. She said there weren't any needles at home nor any suitable small jars for cupping. She just took out a hair dryer. I couldn't help laughing. Again? This thing can cure stiff neck too? Amazing!

She blew on my shoulders and my neck for about 15 minutes. My neck was really loosened up. I could turn my head now. Later in the evening, she repeated that on me once more. The pain in my neck was significantly reduced. I crowned her the "queen of blow drying".

She explained that this was inspired by the method people used in the old days. In hospitals, with all the modern equipments we have, doctors do not need blow dryers. Back in the old days, in rural villages especially, doctors were poorly equipped with medical supplies. So they came up with other means to treat patients with common pains.

Suddenly I realized this is the thermal effect on pains with the heat generated by a blow dryer. Modern physiotherapy equipment such as electric, laser, thermal, ultrasound and others can easily generate heat for effective treatment. They are, of course, more powerful then a blow dryer.

However, when they are not available, using a blow dryer to generate heat will also work, temporarily at least, on common pains such as back pain, muscle spasm, stiff neck, leg cramps, etc. It is easily accessible and easy to operate as long as there is electricity. The blow dryer is really amazing. Try it. Hope it works for you too.


Friday, September 17, 2010

She is so sexy!


As i was walking along the mall with little darling, came our way this sexy lady who was wearing an extremely low cut and mini skirt. Her legs caught my sight and her upper opening was tempting. For a moment, i really didn't know how to put my eyes right. Shall i stare directly at her or to pretend she wasn't in front of us? Though i claimed i have some wisdom but her attractiveness really confused my thought. My logical mind said 'No'. It's not good to look at stranger, please have your manner. On the creative mind, it kept bugging me... see her lah! She is so gorgeous and beautiful.

Before this lady disappeared from us, i quickly asked little darling this impromptu question... See this sexy lady. Is it wrong to look at her directly because she is too tempting for man?

Little darling replied, if you don't then you are not a normal man. She would be happy if all men stare at her because she wants attention and admiration. Even women could not resist to eye at such beauty for comparison of themselves. She needs courage and confidence to dress in such sexiness. Immediately i turned my face towards this moving lady and gave her a stunning smile. Wowww!! My heart was pumping faster than normal. Yes! I knew she was happy because she acknowledged my smile too.

Conclusion... Don't be afraid to look straight at attractive and sexy ladies. They love to be admired with only the eyes and not the bad thoughts of our naughty mind.

Any comments from the ladies would be appreciated.

Admiration quote - "The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring."

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Unable to get employment.


I had a chance to speak with Chris recently, who had returned from an overseas studies in England. She is one of my client's daughter and anxiously looking for a job for almost a year. Being too over qualified, she is unable to seek a rightful career for herself at the moment. Mother and daughter were a bit upset and worried over this matter. In order to stay closer to her, i emailed my letter of encouragement. Perhaps there are also many young graduates out there who might be facing the same fate like Chris. Let me share with those who are interested to read...

From Chris:
Hi there,

Good to talk with you. But, i know that sometimes too logical would not be accepted in some condition. I received a phone call this evening from Singapore, asking me to attend an interview for Sale Executive this Sunday or Monday. I don't think i will go as my family not really ready to let go me yet, and i am also not ready to leave them too soon. Mum ask me to wait for an opportunity here as my boyfriend is here too. I will be living alone if i go there. What's your opinion? Should i listen to my mum?

From me:
Hi My Dear,

I love calling all my lady friends as dear, especially the understanding one. Or you like me to call you Chris.

Let me share with you first this meaningful power phrase..."A Happy Heart sees a beautiful world". If one isn't happy at heart, everything would be difficult for this person.

Likewise, Singapore might be a country of hope and greatness but if you go without a happy heart, i strongly believe you would not give the best of yourself. Sometimes money alone might not be the most important factor to be happy. Whereas living with those who are closed and loved could be more important. If i were you, i rather stay back and wait for the opportunity in Malaysia. I am sure you would get what you want eventually. Please be strong and remain positive.

I have seen you grown since a little child and i would be too pleased to offer my assistance and advices if you ever need them. I am just one call away from you my dear. My hp number is 012 2113468. Please stay in touch.

Robert Foo.

Or perhaps any comments or suggestions for Chris from my readers.

Specially for Chris - "I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed" -- Michael Jordan

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Marry to someone you feel comfortable.


Alice is floating on cloud nine because she has fallen in love while on a short holiday abroad. In all, she was with this lucky man for only ten days, when he proposed to her. Without hesitation she agreed and they intend to get marry by end of this year.

I asked Alice why she trusted so much on her foreigner's boyfriend whom she knew in such a short time. She said he is a very religious man who won't betray her love. Sounded very illogical to me! Though love could be blind but one still needs time to understand the inner of the other partner. More so to be permanent mates to each other for life together.

I threw Alice a simple question. Everyone farts and farting is very personal. In medical term, it is normal for a healthy person to fart with an average of 14 times a day. There are the silent fart or the smelly fart or the blasting fart, depending on the individual mood. Now the question is... if you happened to be in the car alone with your 'soon to be husband', and your stomach seems a bit uneasy and you need to fart soon. Are you going to keep quiet to release your silent fart or to acknowledge your smelly fart by telling him?

Ooop! Alice was blushed. I knew she was embarrassed with my unexpected question. I told her.. See! you don't even know what to do because you are still not comfortable with him yet. Unless you are sure and feel comfortable with him, that's where trust comes into place. Trust needs time to be earned. Religiously incline isn't enough, to understand each other is more important.

Alice wasn't angry and i hope she won't rush into marriage with someone she isn't comfortable yet.

To all love seekers - "Love is like a Rubik's Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it."

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Parents' Love is endless


Over a party with some young friends, Pat showed some concern over her coming oversea holiday with her new found boyfriend. She is still single, in her early forties and a successful self employed professional. She is an honest and an obedient child to her caring parents. She doesn't know how to tell her old folks, she is going alone on holiday with her lover. She could be brave in her profession but timid in love and romance.

Joking i told this lady, tell your mum that you are going on foursome on this special trip. There are two males and two females. Your boyfriend brings his little brother Dick and your little sis, Pussy is also coming along. Tell your mum, she needs not worry because the four of you would be sleeping together in one room all the time. Believe me your parents would be happy with this arrangement.

I told all my friends there, the experiences i had encountered in my life. Ten years ago when my last son who was twenty years young then had many girlfriends. I was worried at that time because those girls used to sleep over nite with him. Though i was termed as a liberal father, i still showed my unsatisfactory acceptance to their togetherness in one room. Today my son is already 30 years old, holding a good job and unmarried yet. How do i feel for him currently? I am not happy either because i don't see him around with girls nowadays. Today he brings male friends home and they would be sleeping together over the weekend. My worry is... are they gays!!!

See! Last time with many girls, i was unhappy with him. Today without any girlfriend i am more concerned for him. I wish he could tell me...dad i am going on a holiday with Pat.

How true -
"To understand your parents' love you must raise children yourself" - Chinese Proverbs quotes

Monday, September 13, 2010

How to seek for an ideal man?


Hey! Are you in love? I am referring to those ladies who are reading my blog at the moment. If you are; What makes you think your present man is most ideal for you? Read on and i would like to offer you some tips again.

Take your boyfriend to shop along with you and see what happen. If he doesn't complain, has all the patience and tolerance to shop from morning till the evening with you, pay generously all the bills and still smiles until the end, most likely you have found an ideal man.

The funny part of life is, when a man has money, he is usually busy and has very little time to spare for others. On the hand, if a man isn't doing well or financially is weak, he has all the time to waste.

To the ladies... do you want a wealthy rich boyfriend who could be generous but lack patience and tolerance? Or you prefer a poor one who is humble, kind and sincere but has no financial confidence to inspire you? See! So difficult to decide right? Or the third option... Have two boyfriends at the same time. One rich guy to give you all the money and allow the poor one to accompany you out.

Little darling is very lucky. She has chosen this blogger who is willing to shop with her in any part of the world to shop. Mind you not just one time! A one time shopping spree won't decide the character of the man. Is only when he is prepared to go along endlessly with her, this is love. Is only with love, a man will accompany his woman to shop, too happy to pay for all the expenses, willing to wait patiently for the lady to select her choices, at times to offer comments and suggestion on the actual buying, assist to carry all her bags with pride and most important to smile all the way till the end. The intention is to make the lady happy because he loves her. So! You think your man has the above qualities? Otherwise think twice before you marry him.

Food for thought - "The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances" - Aristotle quotes

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Is man's mind weaker?


A man watching a hockey game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a couple having sex.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said. "You already know how to play Hockey!"

Something to ponder about - "To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all" - Helen Rowland quotes

Saturday, September 11, 2010

'Ye-e-e-e-h-a- a-a-a!'


A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horse back came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a- a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a- a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant .

"Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said shaking his head, "Indians DON'T use saddles.

Friday, September 10, 2010

General Knowledge On Sex


Some interesting facts i collected. Please read with a broad mind. Okay?

Did you know....


1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumcise, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called 'prostatic congestion.'

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates


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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves 'attractive' (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term 'natural', 24% say they have 'average' looks, 8% prefer the term 'feminine', 7% say they are 'good looking', and 7% say they are 'cute', and finally only 2% of women say they are 'sexy'.

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants. (that's a lot !!)

4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


In The US

2) 70% of high schoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in JUNE.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.
6) Virginity is often lost with a person they HAVEN'T been dating.


+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
It is a good workout. It burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women
Who don't have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don't get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

Why are you waiting...?

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Sex.. Who needs it?


From the Doctor's mouth....

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Food for thought - "Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages" by William J. Brennan, Jr.

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Right Attitudes.


An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business.

The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favour.

The carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials.

When the carpenter finished his work, the employer handed the front-door key to the carpenter. "This is your house, "he said, "my gift to you."

The carpenter was shocked. What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently.

So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting less than our best into the building. Then we are shocked to realize we have to live in the house we have built!

If we could do it over, we'd do it much differently. And better. But you cannot go back. You are the carpenter. Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall.

Your attitudes and the choices you make today build the house you live in tomorrow. Build wisely! Build with commitment, pride, joy, and love.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Tips to make your lady loves you.


Would like to throw this question to all males; "What does woman loves most in life?" Shopping!!! If you can't get this as an answer, most likely you are one man who might find difficulties to search for your love mate.

Man has only one important need, whereas woman has ninety nine. Isn't easy to make a lady to fall whole heartily with a man, unless he is prepared to fulfill all the ninety nine needs of woman. One tip i learn in life... if as a man, you really can't give all the ninety nine to the woman you love, give at least the one which has all the attraction and important women like most. Go shopping with her.

No man can go shopping alone in Bangkok without involving in vices in this red glamorous city. Unless the holiday includes massages, drinking or seeing the tiger shows. Not women! Give them the couple of thousands, and they can go on a shopping holiday alone without any vice committed. Shopping itself is already a thriller for the ladies.

So the next time, you find it's a problem to tackle a girl you like, invite her for a shopping date. But bear in mind, you also need to have the patience and tolerance to wait for her. Walk beside her all the time from shops to shops without complain. Offer her comments and suggestions while she selects her choices of buying. Assist to carry her handbag with pride. Finally pay all the bills with a smiling face.

So! You think you can do it. Otherwise forget getting the woman you love most. Is coming holiday season this week, is best time to go shopping with your love. Me! Yes! Will be taking little darling to shop and shop until she drops.

How true - "The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her" - Marcelene Cox

Monday, September 06, 2010

1928 Rolls-Royce Picadilly P1 Roadster - My Love

Are you the faithful one? Willing to love me till the end? Promise, you won't leave me even i have grown old? Keep me fresh and beautiful? I bet not many men out there could honour these promises. There was one gentleman who could and i like to introduce him to you.
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Mr. Allen Swift of Springfield, MA, received this 1928 Rolls-Royce Picadilly P1 Roadster from his father, brand new, as a graduation gift in 1928. He drove it up until his death last year at age 102. He was the oldest living owner of a car from new. Just thought you'd like to see it. He donated it to a Springfield museum after his death. It has 170,000 miles on it, still runs like a Swiss watch, dead silent at any speed and is in perfect cosmetic condition. Just thought you'd find this of interest...

Food for thought - “She's beautiful, and therefore to be woo'd. She is a woman, therefore to be won” - William Shakespeare quotes

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Hugh Willy is better than money.


Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being ahooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks"How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He replies, "All I got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job," Harry replied.

She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car.

He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy.

She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Two little boys & God.


Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.

If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, So she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?'

The boy's mouth dropped open , but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated The question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?'

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?'

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,'We are in BIG trouble this time,'

'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

Food for thought - “Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.” - Pablo Picasso quotes

Friday, September 03, 2010

I am a Santa Claus.


What is my greatest joy in selling life insurance? To be a Santa Claus to all my friends and clients. The first twenty years in this career, i was forcing and pressing my clients to pay their premiums. It wasn't easy because many wanted to stop or to cancel their plans due to many personal reasons. The main reason was no money! Each time they intended to terminate their programs, i would be there to listen and to understand their problems. Along the way with a lot of patience and tolerance, all my clients turned closer to me.. the ladies became my dears and the gentlemen look upon me as an elder brother.

Today, for the past seven years i have had been working like a Santa Claus who is giving money and gifts to all my friends. The policies which i had been selling are maturing after a term of 20 or more years are paid. They are the educational and retiring plans. Almost every month, i have maturing payments and small gifts drawn out from our company, and i insisted that the cheques and presents to be sent to me. In turn i love handing over personally to the deserving clients.

Yesterday i had a chance to meet Nirmal, a client of 20 years, when i hand delivered his full payment of RMx00,000. I had reminded him last month on phone, that his policy will be maturing in September. I told him that i would like to see him personally, rather than to send his cheque by mail. On this day when i handed over this money to him, i could see his face smiled and his eyes were blinkering with excitement. Though the amount might not be as big as his personal assets, he could not imagine time of 20 years had gone by so fast. I was equally happy and proud because i was the attending agent who sold him the plan and i am still around to fulfil my promises to him. The greatest achievement is, both the client and the agent are still around, healthy and naughty as ever.

I told Nirmal, my biggest mistake is..I should have made him add another zero onto his premium for the last 20 years repayment. With that extra zero, i would have brought him a cheque of RMx,000,000 (Million) today. Nirmal was laughing. We ended with a wonderful happy hours.

Am i to stop selling life insurance? No way! No any amount of incentives and attraction could distract my hobby of being providing protection to all my friends. More so to be a Santa Claus to everyone i know. I speak from my heart.

If only you believe - "Do What You Love and The Money Will Follow" -Famous Quotes on Work

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Buying Tips.


Do you like comparing when buying something? Yes! But not purchasing insurance products. Reason; cheap things might not be good.

In my younger days while selling life insurance, i was afraid to price higher premium to my clients. Thinking low cost premium might be easy to attract buyers. Later when a claim was made, i again was scared because most benefits were not added in the policy. The logic is, low premium, the benefits and covers would be much lesser. Whereas over a high premium protection, the plan would be more comprehensive and thorough. There is no such thing as low premium with high protection and more return.

The recommendations and advices to prospective insurance customers are...
1. Avoid comparing with other companies products. Once an agent knows you are comparing, he would attempt to sell how to win his sales rather than to sell according to your needs. After all insurances are calculated by actuaries. Higher the risks , higher would be the cost.
2. Pick a comfortable and reliable life insurance agent.
3. Give a budget which you can afford and review your current needs and requirement.
4. Always remember and believe...cheap things might not be the best. Just like a beautiful and an attractive lady might not be ideal, unless she has a beautiful and a loving heart.

Something to ponder - "It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy" ~ George Horace Lorimer

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Do u think the world is fair?

Who say life is fair? The bigger one bullies the smaller one. The intelligent one victimises the not so smart. The rich get richer and the poor always suffer more. We have colour discrimination and racial conflict is a common issue unsolved worldwide. The young has more opportunity, whereas the old find themselves at lost and not wanted. The beautiful and the handsome one are popular and appreciated. Pity those who are unattractive.

If you still think, the world is fair... suggest you look down ....
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See! Some have better luck than others. Haha ha!!!

Good tip for the girls - "Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb" - Yul Brynner D