Safe sex is to wear mask.

A good laugh for the Malaysian:

A doctor friend was telling me, since 1st January 2008, The Ministry of Health has launched the latest theme; "Safe sex is no longer by condom but rather safe sex is by wearing a mask from now onwards!"

For those who do not have sense of humour, let it be known that wearing a mask on your face is safer than using just condom. Condom can protect your inner but not wearing a mask while having sex can reveal your entire self to the whole world. Carry a mask when you want to be naughty or perhaps all hotels would provide one if you do check-in. If you still don't laugh, I think something must be wrong with your mind, unless you are not a Malaysian.