All ladies must read.

On Nov 29 2008, my title was..."All men must read". One reader, RL suggested for women as well. Perhaps this one might sound good for today..."All ladies must read".

In the world of romance, one single rule also applies to ladies. Make us, men happy. Do something he likes, and you ladies get points. Do something he dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get points for doing something he expects. Sorry, that's the way our game is played. Here is a guide to the point system and hope all women like them:

Simple duties

You get up first, and let him sleep longer (+5)

He gets up first, and you sleep longer (0)

Breakfast is ready when he is awake(+10)

He has to prepare breakfast (0)

You eat together with him (+1)

He eats alone and you do your thing (-1)

You listen his morning chat (+10)

You talk more than him before he leaves the house (-1)

You hug and kiss him (+5)

You smile (+1)

You do nothing while he leaves home (-5)

Social Engagements

You stay by her side the entire party (-1)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with the surrounding (+1)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a male (-2)

Named David (-4)

David is a playboy (-6)

David is single and is handsome (-10)

David is your ex-boyfriend (-500)

You dress attractively with admiration (+2)

You dress attractively and speak confidently with his friends (+5)

You hold his hand while socialising with male friends (+5)

You introduce him as your sweetheart to males (+10)

His birthday

You forget his birthday (-1000)

You take him out to dinner (0)

You take him out to dinner and listen to his stories (+10)

Buy him a present (+5)

Add a smile, hug & kiss (+10)

Plus Sex included (+500)

A night out

You take him to a movie (0)

You take him to a movie he likes (+4)

You take him to a movie you hate (-10)

You take him to a movie you like (+2)

Plus holding his arm while watching the show (+10)

Whispering in his ear...Thank you & I love you (+100)

Before the show ends...promise him sex is later (+1000)

Enjoy the "big" question

He asks, "Are you happy with me?" (Yes +10)

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Now?" (-35)

You reply, "Yes, especially on bed" (+1000)

Communication

When he wants to talk about an issue, you listen (+10)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+100)

You listen without interrupting (+500)

You change his subject (-1000)

Now what chance do you have???

Man is man!! We have difference characters, emotion and feeling. Just for the sake of laughing, let me share these with the ladies. Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life:

1. Get a woman who helps at home, cooks and clean up.

2. Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.

3. Get a woman who you can trust and who does not lie to you.

4. Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It is very important that these four women do no know each other.

Remember...Its just a joke ladies!!!!