How to Make a Woman Happy

These were sent over by little darling for all men to read...

How to Make a Woman Happy. It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend

2 a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father

6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter

10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist

14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer

20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father

23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm

27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny

31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding

35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable

39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable

43. passionate 44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:* birthdays* anniversaries* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked

Remark: Not easy to satisfy women. Hope I have done my best for little darling.