Success for man & woman.

Quite sometimes back, I wrote the definition of success for man....

At the age of 3, success means - not shitting in your pants.
At the age of 12, success means - having friends.
At the age of 18, success means - having a driver's licence.
At the age of 20, success means - having sex.
At the age of 35, success means - having money.
At the age of 50, success means - having money.
At the age of 60, success means - having sex.
At the age of 70, success means - having a driver's licence.
At the age of 75, success means - having friends.

At the age of 85, success means - not shitting in your pants.

Many of my lady friends asked; What about for woman? Ooop! I can try....

At the age of 3, success means - not shitting in your pants.

At the age of 12, success means - having friends, especially drawing the attention of boys.

At the age of 18, success means - chauffeur driven by male companions.

At the age of 20, success means - sexy & attractive.

At the age of 35, success means - unlimited spending, paid by her man.

At the age of 50, success means - she is the pillar of her man.

At the age of 60, success means - having children in law.

At the age of 70, success means - chauffeur driven by her grand children.

At the age of 75, success means - we love listening to her grand mother stories.

At the age of 85, success means - she remembers the past but forget the immediate.

Wonder whether any ladies would like to correct me!!!

I like this phrase given by one reader - "The man is the head of the family, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head any way she wants".