A Perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the Hands Free Speaker - function and begins to talk....Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only for £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 model. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths open!!!!
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He smiles and asks : "Does Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Hi! My ladies there... You think getting a perfect husband is possible? This statement might strike you... "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life" ~ Rita Rudner