Saturday, February 18, 2012

As dad, I replied...........



I took my son to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
 

My son noticed I was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
 

I kept staring at her.
 

The teenager kept looking and would find me staring every time.
 

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
 

Knowing myself, my son quickly swallowed his food so that he would not choke on my response;  He knew I would have a good one!
 

In classic style I responded without batting an eyelid ....
 

"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
 

2 comments:

  1. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Did u really say that????? WOwwwwwwwwwwwww EPIC!!!! Buwhahahahahahahaha hats off to you Sir!!!! =D

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  2. Hi Aliza,

    Am I considered to be a young naughty man?

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