Am i getting married????

Life is so funny...

First it says..."A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

Then later... "To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

You know why... "A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need."

Medically is shown..."Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die." Any yet we still want to go ahead....

Anyway women are greater because..."A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does." Right?

Hey man! We better learn... "A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

I don't know about you but my belief is..."A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend." So sad for me! I still haven't reached there yet.

Tip for all unmarried women..."A successful woman is one who can find such a man as i mentioned earlier."

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, I mean all those single unmarried. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Funny! But is true facts of life.