A naughty joke i used to share with my friends and i'm sure you would laugh....
An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come, one time only $10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it's not $10. She replied, you go in and out 30 times so it's $300. He was furious and returned home but he wanted revenge on her. Next day he went again and the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his COCK and remain inside without making any thrusting.. The girl screamed: Quick! The old man replied I only have $5, that's why I only go in, I dare not come out!!!
Quote of the day - "Before sex, you help each other get undressed!! After sex, you only dress yourself."
An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come, one time only $10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it's not $10. She replied, you go in and out 30 times so it's $300. He was furious and returned home but he wanted revenge on her. Next day he went again and the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his COCK and remain inside without making any thrusting.. The girl screamed: Quick! The old man replied I only have $5, that's why I only go in, I dare not come out!!!
Quote of the day - "Before sex, you help each other get undressed!! After sex, you only dress yourself."
The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been fucked............!!!
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