Grandma wants it too.

A Visit From Grandma & Grandpa

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, 'I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive.' 'How much?' asked Grandpa.'$10.00 a pill,' Answered the son. 'I don't care,' said Grandpa, 'I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow.' Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, 'I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00. 'I know,' said Grandpa. 'The hundred is from Grandma!'

Don't laugh and don't take for granted! Whether is your girlfriend, wife, soulmate or grandma, all women love sex as much as us too.

Tip for the men..."8 qualities to be a perfect man; Brave, Intelligence, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nice, Industrious & Self-organized. In short he must be B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S".

Are you hot in bed?

This is interesting..... According to a survey conducted by pharmaceutical company Pfizer, it revealed to say we The Malaysian isn't so hot in bedroom..they score poorly under the covers.

Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives, the Asia-Pacific Sexual Health and Overall Wellness survey stated. To me is alarming!

The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men. The level of erection is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.

Level one is like the tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it's not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it's hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it's completely hard and fully rigid.

The men were required to evaluate themselves using the EHS during the survey and 40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four.

Compared to their EHS grade four counterparts, these men have sex less often, are less sexually satisfied, and may suffer from lack of self confidence, or worse, depression.

They found that greater sexual satisfaction is strongly associated with greater satisfaction with life overall. Generally, men and women who are highly satisfied with their sex life have a more positive outlook on their relationship and life.

See! Sex is very important to our lives. You might want to succeed in your career, having all the necessary knowledge and support, but you are not satisfied with your sex, most likely your life with be hindered. No relationship would be happier, unless the couples are bonded with satisfying sex. A nation could not progress aggressively, if the people are not happy due to poor sex.

Tips for the men. If your male organ belongs to the tofu or the banana type, high time you should seek help. There are many type of penis massages which could turn tofu or banana to cucumber which all women love. Unless you are a cucumber man, you would never stand tall with women. I like to eat tofu and banana but I always have my cucumber ready to be used at all time.

I was told - "7 Days makes one week. 7 days of sex makes one weak, but no sex a week makes one sick. However, good sex once a week makes one seek! Have you had yours this week?"

The devil & angel in us.

CP is a sweet, mature, attractive and a very successful lady. In character and behaviour, she has always been kind and helpful to all her friends and colleagues. Out of jealousy because of her popularity, one of her younger colleague criticised and condemned behind her back. Out of anger, CP refused to befriend this staff. Sometimes CP had bad thoughts against the younger girl, though she might not know about it. Came one day, when this girl who returned from a short holiday, brought back some gifts and happily gave each and every of her colleagues in the office a souvenir. She did not forget to give one to CP too. When CP received this little present, she felt so touched and shameful. Emotional she was guilty because her mind was against her friend earlier. In her heart she thought she was pure and sincere but her mind was sinful to be corrupted. Not knowing why she behaved wrongly, CP was frank to relate her thought to me.

The only simple reason I gave CP was..everyone of us has a devil and angel in us. Sometimes the devil is greater when he wins but those who have beautiful angels tend to live more happier all the time. Listen to Abraham Lincoln's statement and we will never fail in dealing with others - "I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend".

They ain't heavy, they're my parents.

I had a client who called not to renew his mother's medical insurance. His reason was, time is bad and non of his younger brothers and sisters are prepared to share to pay the needed cover for the old parent. As he is the eldest in the family, her mum is staying with him. The rest of the sibling are trying to avoid sharing the burden to care for the aging lady.

This is a sorrowful part of live! All parents will care for their children but not necessary children of today would standby for the parents when they are aging. Of course my client had the right to terminate and discontinue his insurance but it's also my duty to teach them the wisdom to live.

In life respect has to be earned. If a son wants his children to love and respect him, especially when he is old and cannot earn anymore, then he has to show to the children how he loves and cares for his mother when she is still alive. The young grand children learn from the father who willingly and sincerely loves the grand old lady. Kindness, thoughtfulness, humbleness are respect which should be shown and taught when the chidren are growing. Children might be innocent but they are not blind. When you sow the seed of love, eventually the fruits of joy and harmony will be in the entire family.

I hope my words of wisdom could enlighten this father, who is seriously considering whether to continue the needed medical cover for his mum. Though I am a life insurance agent, I play a role of a preacher as well.

Food for thought - "The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof ".
Richard Bach quotes

Women love dresses.

All ladies love dresses, including my little darling. To be her ideal man, I have to learn how to be patience while she shops for her clothing. Whenever there are special promotion in a shopping mall, you rest assured all women would be there. The reduction of prices would make them go crazy to shop.

The other day, while little darling were picking some fashionable designs in this new outlet, I had a chance to speak to a male promoter who spoke on some characters and behaviour of female shoppers. He said, ladies are much fussy shoppers than men. You have to give them time and patience is again mentioned. You cannot push them, neither can you rush them. They look at design, quality, price and fitting. They can spend hours in one boutique, and might not buy, if non of the dresses suit them. Or perhaps they just want to feel beautiful trying new dresses without buying. There are two types of female shoppers which sounded interesting to me. The first are the perfectionists who buy nothing except the best. They go into details, to make sure the dresses have no flaw and defect. These type of ladies are usually sharp, intelligence, smart, attractive, successful, unfriendly, unapproachable, fussy and have taste of life. The second are the easy going type who are more friendly and approachable. Without women, this fashion industry would not survive.

Some tips for the gentlemen. If you intend to court a lady, invite her to an expensive and fashionable boutique. Let her feel the attractive surrounding, encourage her to try those she likes and make sure you pay for whatever she buys. Sometimes unintentionaly I had quarrels and misunderstanding with little darling, the best way to patch up is to take her to the boutique too. Words might not work but dresses for her will. Am I right sweetheart?

This quote on happiness by Spike Milligan - "Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery".

She is a keen reader.

One could be a work-alcoholic who is addicted to work but I did not know one could also be addicted to reading. Tesh is only fourteen who reads an average of two books a day. As a little baby, her caring mum read books to her. By the time she was three, she was reading all by herself. I believe she could have read thousand of books during these couple of years. Her mum found it too expensive to buy books for her. Instead she left her in most bookshops in town, when she could be left alone to read all by herself. She read all types of book, from novels to cartoons, either in English or Chinese.

I had picked a few tips from her. Generally a good book should be read twice, in order to enjoy the contents. The first reading is fast and the second time is slow reading. Never judge a book by its cover or introduction because the real action is always at the centre column of a book. Whenever she reads, she could be like reading into another world of its kind. The book is a world by itself to her.

The funny part of her is...though she reads to be knowledgeable but she is still too young to know how to apply what she had read. If she knows, I am sure she would be almost like a genius. I am not an addictive reader but I applied what I had read that matters most.

The lady who shared with me this phrase - "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

Time spend on family is precious.

Joe is a good friend who is resting at home, recovering from a major operation. He is suffering from lumber spinal stenosis with a severe back pain. While visiting him at home, I could see he has lost a lot of weight.

This was what he told me. His back pain was due mainly to long hour of work. He is a very committed senior manager of an international IT corporation. From rank and files, he rose himself, while working 12 to 15 hours per day. In fact, a couple of years ago, one of his senior boss advised him to slow down with his responsibility. Working hard is good but working smart is better. The boss reminded him...each employee of a company is only a number to the employer, especially when one is working for a large corporation. Every staff is given a serial number, the name isn't important but the numbers are their identification. If a staff dies, most likely his immediate department would feel sorrowful for him. Three months later, a handful of colleagues might still think of him but after 6 months, nobody would remember him. His serial number would be closed permanently. However the only people who could still think and remember him, are his family and his loved one. They are the one who could cherish him forever.

This recent surgery was a blessing in disguise to Joe who realised he had actually spent too little time with his family. He promised to make good and intended to balance his life accordingly. Give the most valuable and precious time to those who remember you. I think he is right...I will spend more time with my family, especially my little darling who is so important to me.

I was taught to live a balance life - "Career, Family, Health, Friends, Financial, Communities & Spiritual".