Sunday, January 31, 2010

THE KISS.

In this photo, PLEASE read the short caption before looking at the photo.
You'll notice that she didn't care if he was dirty, she didn't care if he smelled like burnt wood, she only knew this man saved her life and she thanked him from her heart the best way she could .

The Kiss.

She is pregnant;
he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire.

When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest.

A photographer from the Charlotte, North Caroline newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman.

He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondering what she was going to do.

As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph.

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The Kiss

And people say animals are dumb..................................................................................

Saturday, January 30, 2010

The talking frog.


This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen . I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

With age comes wisdom.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Graphology & Physognomy are special skills.


Graphology is the study of handwriting.
By analyzing a person's writing, a behavioral profile can be determined to gain insight into physical, mental, and emotional states of the writer. Handwriting reveals the essentials of personality and character. Graphology will help you understand your inner being.

Physiognomy is the assessment of a person's character or personality from their outer appearance, especially the face. The term physiognomy can also refer to the general appearance of a person, object or terrain, without reference to its implied characteristics.

Today i had a chance to apply my skill on Graphology and Physiognomy. One of my client AF Lee had intention to propose a partnership insurance for one of his recent business partner. Though i hadn't seen his partner before, i could see his face from the photostat copy of the identification card and his signature over our proposal form Lee brought back to me. Is my nature to understand all my future client, i always take a little effort to see their entire face first, follow by their handwriting and signing. The face and handwriting reveal everything about themselves.

I was smiling and laughing when i saw Lee's partner face. Lee was curious and insisted that i should share my hidden talent. This was what i told my client. I might be wrong but i had a gut strong feeling from his signing, this man is a tricky and sneaky person. However he has a very powerful determination and drive. I reminded Lee, he has to be careful and caution in all dealings with his new found partner. Lee was frank to proclaim i was right.

Lee wanted to know more about how i saw his face. The young man has a long and a big nose. I am sure his penis is equally huge and lengthy. Lee could not control his laugh himself. "Yes! Yes! Yes! He has a big one." And i am sure he is an effective womanizer with many girlfriends.

Life is so funny! The elephant is the biggest animal in the forest but is afraid of the rat, the tiny little one. Rat is scared of the pussy. Without those pussies, all rats and elephants might play havoc. This young man might be cunning and naughty, he needs those wild pussies to tame and control him.

Food for thought - "I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.” - Lauren Bacall quotes.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

I am a half doctor to my client.


Wong CT is a sixty seven years old, typical Chinese businessman who owns an engineering plant. He is a workaholic who refused to slow down in his work. A hot temper person, stubborn and has very high self esteem. Recently i realised he doesn't look too healthy to me. I am sure he was stressful due to his over loaded projects in hand. His two eyes had swollen and i could see he was wiping his tears all the time. His assistant told me he was complaining about pain on his chest. Non of his staffs, friends and family could darn to advise him to see a doctor.

Though i am his attending life insurance agent, i have been his closed friend for many years. As a half doctor on my work, i took up the courage to frighten Wong to seek medical attention immediately. I told directly on his face, "Yes! you might be a big boss to everyone here. You might be rich and powerful, when nobody is brave to raise their voice on you. Not even your wife and only son could overrule you. As i am your best friend i have to tell you...You are sick at the moment and need to see a doctor sooner."

Wong was a little upset at the beginning but i managed to console and convince him to see a specialist for a thorough medical check up, one he hadn't been before. I had fixed the coming Friday, when i would be taking him to the SJ Medical Centre. No way would him missing or avoiding this consultation because i am a half doctor to all my clients. I consider this assistance and help is part of selling life insurance. Unless you truly love this career, you would not walk the extra miles for it.

Do you know - "There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem" - Harold Stephens quotes

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Do u really need to set sales target in selling life insurance?


Selling tips...

In our life insurance industry, all insurance companies would definitely project and forecast their total sales for every year. They derive their possible targets from their agency forces. The more agencies and more agents they have, the higher their production would be. Within the agencies, the managers concern would also insist on their agents to commit to certain figures which have to be greater than their last years achievement.

Today i was asked by one pretty productive agent what is my target sales for 2010. I told her, in my 28 years in selling life insurance, i had never made any forecast achievable. She was stunned! How could it be possible when i had been qualifying The Million Dollars Round Table repeatedly, and yet didn't set target on those sales.

This was my explanation. My mission to sell life insurance is to save lives. My job was to see as many people as possible, especially those early years in this career. In fact, i wasn't selling but rather i was preaching and spreading the word of love. If you love someone, life insurance is the best gift for the loved one. I was touching lives and making them understood the benefits of this miracle product of love. My dreams and desires were to insure as many families, children, mothers and fathers. Though i had not targeted sales as value but i was aiming the number of cases i should be closing. In my early years in this career, i was seeing as many as 50 people a week. My tasks were to befriend and made them like me. Selling wasn't in my mind, until i knew they were very comfortable with my presence. I was closing an average of two cases per week. I did not treat the cases as sales but rather i had found two new families to be my friends. The size of the cases were not important, neither did the small premium bother me. I just love to meet and assist as many people who gave me the chances. I am glad today, i have hundred of families who are my best friends and buddies. This career is no longer a work to me anymore, because i have turned it to be my life long hobby to keep. My mission is make people happy and succeeding in life. In return, this hobby pays me well with unexpected sales which i never have projected in the first place.

How true if you could believe his words - "You can have everything in life that you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want" - Zig Ziglar - Life - Philanthropy.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I am deprived of my most important need!!!

Leelee is married to Sani for more than twenty two years ago. I saw them getting married. The wife is 63 now and the husband is 52. They were happily married until recently when Leelee called to share her sorrow with me. She was crying furiously, saying the man has abandoned her and their 17 years old daughter at home for another younger lady.

When Leelee got marry to Sani years back, both were only the working class. Staying in a lower middle range home, both were happy and loving. About five years ago, Sani made a big turn in life when he became rich and famous. They moved over to a high class villa and driving the best expensive cars available.

Rightfully this couple should be contented and satisfied with the man's fortune. Out of her frustration and sadness, she said her husband was accusing her to be torturing him for these many years. The word 'Torturing' depicts many meanings. For the many who had seen and heard her, they might be thinking torturing could mean as depriving the husband to spend, or abusing physically, or controlling his freedom. However i think, this torturing could be more serious and heavier than what written.

With Sani's progress and achievement, i am sure he has to be a healthy intelligent person. A man of such high calibre and aggressiveness would definitely need romance & sex. Looking at the different of eleven years between them, i am puzzled and doubtful the woman of the house could provide the necessary adjustment for this hungry sexual man. Not forgetting he is wealthy and healthy at the moment. The flame of his success could also have changed his character and behaviour. Money is always the root of all evils. His expectation and want in life has gone up. His sexual needs has also lifted up. Leelee didn't torture Sani physically. He was turtured by depriving his most important need as a man.

This spiritual saying is true... "Man has one important need. Woman has Ninety Nine."

Monday, January 25, 2010

Sex twice a week keeps men healthier.

Male readers must read these....

Two sex sessions in a week can reduce risk of heart disease in men, says a new research.

The study showed that men who indulged in regular lovemaking were up to 45 per cent less likely to develop life-threatening heart conditions than those who had sex once a month or less.
In the research of over 1,000 men, scientists found that sex apparently has a protective effect on the male heart but they did not examine whether women benefit too.

Thus, American researchers who carried out the investigation are now calling for doctors to screen men for sexual activity when assessing their risk of heart disease, reports the Telegraph.

Despite sex being considered good for physical and mental health, not much has been scientifically proven about the benefits of frequent intercourse on major illnesses such as heart disease.

In the latest study, scientists at the New England Research Institute in Massachusetts, tracked the sexual activity of men aged between 40 and 70 who were taking part in a long-term project called the Massachusetts Male Ageing Study, which began back in 1987.

Over a 16-year period, each man was regularly quizzed on how often they had sex and then checked for signs of heart disease.

Researchers took into account other risk factors, such as their age, weight, blood pressure and cholesterol levels.

The results showed men who made love at least twice a week were much less likely to have heart disease than those whose sexual encounters were limited to once a month or less.

Analyzing the findings, scientists said the benefits of sex could be due to both the physical and emotional effects on the body.

Men with the desire for frequent sexual activity and who are able to engage in it are likely to be healthier, but sex in some forms has a physical activity component that might directly serve to protect cardiovascular health.

Also, men who have frequent sex might be more likely to be in a supportive intimate relationship and this might improve health through stress reduction and social support.


Yes!!! I totally agreed with these information. That's is why i have no heart disease or any other sickness and healthy as ever.

I always sing this song to all my friends...
7 days makes one week.
7 days of sex makes one weak, but no sex in a week makes one sick.
However, good sex once a week makes one seek!
Have you had yours this week???