Sunday, October 31, 2010

NECROPHILIA


A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person)

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and.....
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
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Someone suggested -
SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME…..

GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Appreciation.


感恩的故事 (Story of Appreciation) all the way from Great China.

一名成績優秀的青年去申請一個大公司的經理職位。
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.

他通過了第一級的面試,董事長做最後的面試,做最後的決定。
He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.

董事長從該青年的履歷上發現,該青年成績一 貫優秀,從中學到研究生從來沒有間斷過。
The director discovered from the CV, that the youth's academic result is excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research, never has a year he did not score.

董事長問,你在學校裏拿到獎學金嗎?該青年回答,沒有。
The director asked, "Did you obtain any scholarship in school?" and the youth answered "none".

董事長問,是你的父親 為您付學費嗎?該青年回答,我父親在我一歲時就去世了,是我的母親給我付的學費。
The director asked, " Is it your father pay for your school fees?" the youth answered, my father passed away when I was one year old, it is my mother who paid for my school fees.

董事長問,那你的母親是在那家公司高就?該 青年回答,我的母親是給人洗衣服的。
董事長要求該青年把手伸給他,該青年把一雙潔白的手伸給董事長。
The director asked, " Where did your mother worked?" the youth answered, my mother worked as cloth cleaner. The director requested the youth to show his hand, the youth showed a pair of hand that is smooth and perfect to the director.

董事長問,你幫你母 親洗過衣服嗎?該青年回答,從來沒有,我媽總是要我多讀書,再說,母親洗衣服比我快得多。
The director asked, " Did you ever help your mother washed the cloth before?" The youth answered, never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books, furthermore, my mother can wash cloths faster than me.

董事長說,我有個要求,你今天回家,給你母 親洗一次雙手,明天上午你再來見我。
The director said, I had a request, when you go back today, go and help to clean your mother's hand, and then see me tomorrow morning.

該青年覺得自己成功的可能很大,回到家後,高高興興地要給母親洗手,母親受寵若驚地把手伸給孩子。
The youth felt that its chance of landing the job is high, when he went back, he happily wanted to clean his mother's hand, his mother feel strange, happy but mixed with fear, she showed her hand to the kid.

該 青年給母親洗著手,漸漸地,眼淚掉下來了,因為他第一次發現,他母親的雙手都是老繭,有個傷口在碰到水時還疼得發抖。
The youth cleaned his mother's hand slowly, his tear drop down as he did that. It is first time he found his mother's hand is so wrinkled, and there are so many bruises in her hand. Some bruises incites pains so strong that shiver her mother's body when cleaned with water.

青年第一次體會到,母親就是 每天用這雙有傷口的手洗衣服為他付學費,母親的這雙手就是他今天畢業的代價。
This is the first time the youth realized and experienced that it is this pair of hand that washed the cloth everyday to earn him the school fees, the bruises in the mother's hand is the price that the mother paid for his graduation and academic excellence and probably his future.

該青年給母親洗完手後,一聲不響地把母親剩下要洗的衣服都洗了。
After finishing the cleaning of his mother hand, the youth quietly cleaned all remaining clothes for his mother.

當天晚上,母親和孩子聊了很久很久。
That night, mother and sons talked for a very long time.

第二天早上,該青年去見董事長。
Next morning, the youth went to the director's office

董事長望著該青年紅腫的眼睛,問到,可以告訴我你昨天回家做了些什麼嗎?
The director noticed the tear in the youth's eye, asked: " Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"
該青年回答說,我給母親洗完手之後, 我幫母親把剩下的衣服都洗了。
The youth answered, "I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes."
董事長說,請你告訴我你的感受。
The director asked, "please tell me your feeling."

該青年說,第一,我懂得了感恩,沒有我 母親,我不可能有今天。第二,我懂得了要去
和母親一起勞動,才會知道母親的辛苦。第三,我懂得了家庭親情的可貴
The youth said, Number 1, I knew what is appreciation, without my mother, there would not be the success of me today. Number 2, I knew how to work together with my mother, then only I can realize how difficult and tough to get something done. Number 3, I knew the importance and value of family relationship.

董事長說,我就是要錄取一個會 感恩,會體會別人辛苦,不是把金錢當作人生第一目標的人來當經理。你被錄取了。
The director said, "This is what I am asking, I want to recruit a person that can appreciate the help of others, a person that knew the suffering of others to get thing done, and a person that would not put money as his only goal in life to be my manager. You are hired."
這位青年後來果真工作努力,深得職工擁護,員工也都努力工作,整個公司業績大幅成長。
Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates, every employees worked diligently and in a team, the company's result improved tremendously.

假如一位孩子從小嬌生慣養,習 慣了被人圍著寵著,什麼都是“我”第一,父母的辛苦都不知道,上班後,以為同事都應該聽他的,當了經理後,不知道員工的辛苦,還要怨天尤人。這樣的人,會有好的學校成績,會有得意風光的一時,但社會上的這類人,都不能成大事,都不會感覺到幸福,都要跌跟鬥,那父母是愛孩子呢還是害孩子呢?
A child who has been protected and habitually given whatever he did, he developed "entitlement mentality" and always put himself first. He is ignorance of his parent's effort. When he started work, he assumed every people must listen to him, and when he became a manager, he would never know how suffering his employee and always blame others. For this kind of people, he can have good result, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not feel the sense of achievement, he will grumble and full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, did we love the kid or destroy the kid?
你可以讓你的孩子住 大房子,吃大餐,學鋼琴,看大屏電視,但你在割草時,也要讓你的孩子在大太陽下拔拔野草,你在吃飯後,也要讓你的孩子洗洗碗,不是你沒有錢雇人,而是你真心愛孩子。你要讓孩子知道,即使父母掙不少錢,但早早的白髮,和那位洗衣服的母親沒有本質的差別。但更重要的是,要讓你的孩子學會感恩。
You can let your kid lived in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano, watch a big screen TV. But when you are cutting grass, please let them experienced it. After a meal, let them washed their plate and bowl together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learn how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learn the ability to work with others to get thing done.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Cancer won't kill but fear yes!


Can cancer kills? Not all the time. In the course of selling life insurance, i had seen countless patients suffering from this dreadful disease. I think cancer is curable but the fear of having cancer kills.

Those of my clients who were diagnosed with cancer but had a very strong positive mind are still living. However those who were weak hearted die because they were scared and afraid. I believe they die out of fear rather than because of the sickness. There are two types of fear that cause the death of my friends. The first fear is of knowing they are suffering from cancer. The fear of thinking cancer is incurable when they have to mark for time. The second fear is the financial worries and concerns over the heavy medical cost to treat this illness. To beat the disease they need to have a strong spirit and mind. Now on top of it, they have to overcome the financial constraint. Fear of having no saving and have to borrow 'kills' eventually.

To reinforce a peaceful mind and assuring yourself that you won't have to face and bear those unnecessary "fears of cancer", buy medical insurance if you have not. This is one product that you buy when you don't need it coz when you need it, you can't buy. Funny isn't it?

Remember this
- "Fear kills everything. Your mind, your heart, your imagination" — Cornelia Funke

Thursday, October 28, 2010

You like to be beautiful or sexy?


There are so many definitions on beautiful and sexy female. Ask all women, i am sure they love to be beautiful and sexy too. Given a choice i wonder whether they prefer to be more beautiful or sexier. Being a naughty person i am, i asked all my dears around this morning by sending them a question.

My sms to them; "Hi dear... Pondering!!! Do you like to be sexy or beautiful? Pls... Only one choice."

1st lady to reply: "Of course is sexy! It's more than an art to be sexy though.."

Me: "May i know why?"

1st lady: "It attracts attention and feeling good. I like super sexy ...Zzzzzz!!"
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2nd lady: "None of that... Prefer to be attractive or interesting."

Me: " May i know why?"

2nd lady: "Sorry for late reply, getting ready for appointment. Didn't find two traits appealing, like no brain."
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3rd lady: "Sexy is better."

Me: " May i know why?"

3rd lady: "I think sexy is creativity, lively, motivation, movement, fun, thinking, attraction,young, vibrant, active...."
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4th lady: "Beautiful ok."

Me: "May i know why?

4th lady: "Hello so free today aa.. Later la my work is piling up."
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5th lady: "I don't like to be any, i am beautiful."

Me: "May i know why?"

5th lady: "I know what i want now in life and enjoy every moment of it..."
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My personal opinion... Beautiful is more natural or in born, whereas one has to put the extra effort to be sexy. Sexy woman is more livelier and more independence than the beautiful one. Out of the five dears above, those who like to be sexy are professional ladies who are daring and cunning as well. The one who is above 50 plus of age doesn't like to be sexy, she prefers to be interesting and attractive. Mmmmm something i am learning today. The other dear who wishes to be beautiful would not like to waste time. She is a committed secretary who lives by the soft approaches in life. See! Can't play play with beautiful woman.

As for me, i like all beautiful and sexy ladies because they make my world goes round. I love even more of ladies who have beautiful and sexy heart. They make all men fall for them.

Specially to all my dears out there: "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Power of Forgiving.....


I am a fate healer while selling life insurance....

Today i had a chance to visit Hari who had just moved office. Upon seeing him, i could sense he wasn't a happy man. His eyes were sunken with black ring around, his mouth had bad breath and his body odour was heavy. Hari has been my client for twenty five years and definitely i could see the worries and unpleasantness in his face.

I put aside my sales and offered my patient ears to listen his story. According to him, he was cheated by his business partner whom he had trusted so much. Hari is much older than his younger partner whom he had groomed for the past five years. Lately through reliable sources, he found out that his half partner had siphoned countless projects to his outside interests and had unofficially taken fund out from their bank account. His trust was betrayed and it hurts his sincere heart. Though he knew all about his partner's wrong doings, he could not legally take action against him nor could he be able to recover those losses. Sadly he had been suffering in silence for the past couple of months.

Timely i came as a fate healer. Hari was too eager to seek my advices in order to rescue his unsolved problems. I told him..."A happy heart would see a beautiful world." As his heart is so sad and angry, the world looks ugly and uninteresting to him now. The fastest way to recoup is to inject immediate happiness to his injured heart. Since he could not be compensated and to recover his lost, be wise then....take this mistake as his learning experiences and challenges in life. There is this wisdom phrase which says, "Mistakes are our teachers." Lastly to apply this powerful proverb, "Forgive and Forget." The greatness of all successful people has the ability to forgive and to forget because by willingly to apply these two Fs, one will be able to feel happier and lighter in heart. Otherwise your mind would be loaded with anger and hatred, which might lead you to more frustration and tension.

Hari has two choices, one to remain angry and have an unhappy heart or be forgiving and have a lighter heart. Before i left, Hari shook my hand firmly and promised he would take my advices. I could see his eyes were lighted up with hopes already. And i was glad being his life insurance agent could fate heal him too.

This cannot be wrong -
"To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you" ~ Lewis B. Smedes

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Are you proud to be a salesperson?


Am I proud to be a salesperson? Yes! Affirmative! I have been selling for almost 43 years and still enjoy every moment of it. I introduce myself as a life insurance agent or insurance salesman. Whereas all my fellow colleagues in my industry have big names, carrying titles like Consultant, Financial Planner, Agency Manager, District Director and the latest as Wealth Planner. The bottom line is, all of us have to sell our products.

Immaterial what products one is selling and marketing, you are selling yourself to make another person agrees with your thoughts. I have a friend who is selling a range of health food products, but he never likes to be called a salesperson. He insisted to be addressed as Net Worth Marketing Consultant. Unconsciously he reveals his low confidence and esteem in being a salesperson. Can't blame him because most people dislike salesmen rather than other professions. Perhaps he doesn't realise that everyone has to sell one way or another in our daily lives. As parents we have to sell our guidance to our children, as teachers they have to sell their teaching to their students and the boss has to sell himself to his employees for a better understanding.

Selling is to communicate effectively. Unless one is proud to admit himself as a salesperson, he might find it difficult to earn the respect from his clients and the surrounding. A skillful salesperson helps the buyers to understand their needs and wants. You might carry a super title in your name card but without the skill of selling, the title won't assist you to close the needed sales. Yes! I am glad that i am only a salesman, one that could sell almost anything on earth.

For all my fellow colleagues
- "Salesmanship, too, is an art; the perfection of its technique requires study and practice" - James Cash Penney

Monday, October 25, 2010

Are you a hot tempered person?


I was asked this question? How to deal with a hot tempered person? Though i am not a physiologist, i have much interest to observe and study people's behaviour, especially while selling life insurance.

To handle those children who are hot temper, i strongly recommend these three Golden Rules. They are Threat, Rewards and Love. I suggest to begin first on applying "love and rewards" to children who misbehaviour and always like throwing temper whenever they are angry. If the above two rules do not work, then you have to use "threat and fear" to suppress their violent and stubbornness. Be flexible and tolerance in these applications but at the same time, you have to be firm and serious in parenting these tough and emotional kids. With patience and concern, i am sure how hot temper a child is, the Golden Rules would definitely help.

However these Golden Rules do not apply on adults, whether is a man or a woman. From my working experiences, a hot tempered adult is usually a highly sex person. Their graft for love and sex is always greater than most normal person. Unless their desire is fully gratified and satisfied, their emotion is always imbalanced. In the Chinese version is called as imbalanced of the Yin & Yang.

The ancient Chinese subscribe to a concept called Yin Yang which is a belief that there exist two complementary forces in the universe. One is Yang which represents everything positive or masculine and the other is Yin which is characterized as negative or feminine. One is not better than the other. Instead they are both necessary and a balance of both is highly desirable.

This thinking is different from the duality of most religion where one state overcomes the other e.g. good over evil. In the concept of Yin Yang, too much of either one is bad. The ideal is a balance of both. The hot Saharan desert for example is an example of extreme Yang while the bitter cold Antarctica is extreme Yin. Neither is desirable.

Looks like the only way for a hot tempered person to be softened, he or she has to meet another compatible partner to satisfy their heavy appetite for love making. A fearful tiger could be tamed by a daring tigress and a hungry tigress could also be seduced by a wild tiger. So the next time you see a hot tempered person, you know he or she isn't sexually satisfied. Avoid them if you could, or if he or she is your partner, high time you should improve and show your prowess on bed. Otherwise he/she would always be an unhappy and angry person.

My strong belief -
"A sexually satisfied person is a happy person. People take pride in having a good, healthy sex life."