Childlike naughtiness.

Are you the naughty one? I mean clean naughtiness without disturbing others. I believe everyone has some naughtiness in us, except most are reluctance to reveal their true identities. Few are brave and not the least be bothered by what others see in them.

These are what i gathered from my blogging. Most readers love reading my dirty jokes and cartoons, women likes romance and not many darn to show themselves in my comment's column. I have a tracking station to locate these traffics. Believe me, clean articles aren't very well received. The more playful and witty i wrote, the more they enjoyed my sharing.

Life has always being covered with a face mask when you thought your friends are the serious one. Not true you know! I have two clients, one is religious and the other is a politician behave a perfect person without nonsense, until one day they received some of my pornography emails. They became excited and begged me to send them more because they never had a chance to see them before, as no friend was brave enough to forward such emails to them.

I really don't know how you term me? Am i playful and naughty to you? Yes! I am naughty but i am the truthful one who would not hide behind the unwanted face mask of life. I think the one who darn to show his naughtiness without fear is usually honest and jovial. The good part of life is when you are honest and jovial, you tend to live a happier and fruitful life.

Moral of my story: Is not wrong to be naughty at time when you are trying to make others happy. Be brave to do the things you like. Why hide under your shell when you have the choice to show the world of what you are. Don't be too serious in life.

My new resolution for 2011: To stay more naughtier as ever making the world more merrier to live.

My strongest belief -"An honest man is always a child." - Socrates

RIGHT SPEECH ...............

There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that 'A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation.' Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party.

A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, 'Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school.' On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, 'Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker.' She answered,'You should appreciate that you married me. Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you.'

Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed.

CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested 'I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.' The SDU officer said, 'Your requirements, please.' 'Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.' The officer listened carefully and replied, 'I understand you need television.'

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up a nd discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.

Food for thought - "When love is not madness, it is not love" ~ Pedro Calderon de la Barca

All couples in love should read.....

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, 'Public Utilities Board.' There was silence. She repeated, 'PUB.' There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, 'Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is.'

Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just 'hello' instead of 'PUB'.

Food for thought - “To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved” - George MacDonald quotes

How compatible are you?

Is fat & fat compatible or fat & thin be better!!! I wasn't sure, until a wise old Malay friend told me these. A fat wife and a fat husband might find it difficult to conceive pregnancy, neither is a fat man and a slimmer woman but for something to happen a fatter lady has to look for a thinner man. If you don't understand, please refer to the bottom illustration. Yes! You can laugh but it's true fact of life. A thinner man has the posibility to make babies on a fatter woman.
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They said.... "Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable" - Gleason, Jackie

The Christmas Heart........

What is Christmas to me?

When i was in school, Christmas was holiday to us when all our examinations had concluded. We laid off the books and need not to study for two whole months before a new school term begins. The holidays gave us ample time to prepare parties, learning those latest dances of those days to impress the attending girls who were invited for the fun events. Xmas was parties over parties.

Later when i started to work, Christmas was still considered as holiday to me. As Xmas is always the most celebrated seasonal festival for everyone, i loved this day because i need not work for half the month of December when most sales ended for the year. Xmas was getting drunk when i care less what was happening, until the next year comes.

To recall the past, Christmas those days were happy and exciting because i was amusing myself all the time. What is Christmas to me today? I wish all my friends, clients, relatives and to the whole world that there is peace and joy for everyone.

In silence i pray, i wish Wan my reader from The East Coast to be a successful father and husband, and be a wealthy business man. In sincerity i pray, I wish Lai Har my great fan of my blog to have a soul mate to keep her company. In humbleness i pray, i wish my new found sister, RL from Brunei to get marry to Ching Ai by the coming year. In eagerness i pray, i wish Dipa Rani from India be famous with all her written poetry and poems. In heart i pray, i wish all my dears, honeys and all my lady friends to be beautiful and pretty wherever they are, especially my little darling, because if women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. In mind i pray, i wish all my sons and all my male friends to be healthy and cheerful no matter what happened, be naughty a bit, after all we are man. In desire i pray, please the Almighty Universe let me have the skill and strength to write and share my wisdom of life on my blog everyday if impossible. Christmas to me today is to think great of others.

Food for thought - "Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the baby Jesus stands as the most significant event in all history, because it has meant the pouring into a sick world the healing medicine of love which has transformed all manner of hearts for almost two thousand years... Underneath all the bulging bundles is this beating Christmas heart" -- George Matthew Adams

Happy Merry Christmas' Naughty Joke.....

I wish all my readers A Happy Merry Christmas. It's celebration time where fun is all round. Lets laugh and be cheerful. For a start let me share a joke for the day with you if you happen to be reading my blog today......

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep..

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

If you could laugh, then you are in Xmas mood for sure. Have fun.....Yippee Yippee Holiday!!!