Friday, January 06, 2012

To work under pressure or to work with joy.

I believe there are two ways one can do well in life. Either you live under pressure or to have the love on whatever you intend to excel, you should be able to succeed on them.

I remember when I was raising my young family, when all my sons were under my care, I was working under pressure in my career. The children were studying abroad and I needed to make sure they had the fund to continue their studies without any interruption. The mortgage loans had to be paid regularly. The few cars at home for the family were paid by me alone. Yes! In order for me to settle the heavy financial burden at that time, I had to work very hard. Though I got what I wanted then, I was working under pressure to succeed.

Today all my sons have grown to be independent and most of my obligations have been settled, my mind has definitely grew lighter and easier now. I still could continue my fantastic career because I no longer have to work under pressure, rather I am doing well on it because I apply love and passion on what I'm doing currently.  Like I always said... Talking is my hobby and selling life insurance allows me to talk endlessly.

For those who work without these two energies, under pressure force or love over your work, I doubt they would perform well in the long run. I had seen many young graduates whose fathers are rich and powerful, their children seldom are willing to work hard. They expect good position and high return without putting the effort. Or those who have no dreams and ambition, seldom could work pass their age of 50. Unless they love what they are doing, working would never be fun and interesting  but rather it becomes a routine chore in their life. Believe or not, I think personally these are true facts of life.

Food for thought

     “May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman” - Anonymous Toast quote.


"When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure" - Peter Marshall quote.


Thursday, January 05, 2012

Buying condom needs courage too.

Have you bought condom before? If you hadn't, I think most likely you are not normal or healthy!!! Whether you are a boy or a girl, all normal person needs one on some occasions. If you are one that don't need it now, I wonder whether is considered good or bad. I have many friends, especially those older ones have forgotten how to use them. Either they are no longer interested in sex or they are not able to perform sex any more. 

Good news for myself, I still need to purchase them for my personal use currently. And tell you what! I have been buying condoms since my teenager's days. Is easily more than 45 year now. The funny thing is, even though I had been buying this little rubber tube for such a long time, perhaps could be more than thousand purchases already ... I still feel shy and embarrassed whenever I buy them from the pharmacists or the convenient stores. 

When I was young, I had to walk a few times into the shops before I could build up courage to pick those small packets and handed over to the counter for payment. In case the cashiers were ladies, I was too embarrassed to buy and instead would walk empty handed away. Now at my age, though I thought I have all the courage and confidence to face the world, I still feel shy like a kid to purchase these little rubber toys that my partner required. If I buy a few boxes, the cashiers might look at my face... I guessed they might be thinking whether I'm a super senior citizen who is still so good at this exercise on bed. But if I buy only one packet with three condoms inside, I have to come back again to face another terrible embarrassment. See! Is a small thing but is also considered a heavy task to a simple minded person like me. I am also curious. Does this behaviour applied to you readers as well!!!


Condom Quote
Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, No love. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Selling tips...

Is a brand new year to start our selling again. I'm sure everyone of us is excited to go out to meet our clients or prospects. With a cheerful smile and clothed with the new dresses that we recently bought, we definitely look smart and presentable. Yes! You might have an admirable personality to impress the people you meet, what about your personal hygiene. Many would not have known that they have bad breath and  body odour.

We talk too much and eat too much. Without realising we have bad breath and our clients would be uncomfortable with our lengthy discussion. We travel and move around extensively, and most of the time under the heat. This causes our body to sweat, and heavy sweating develops odour within our body system. Perhaps you might not even know your mouth smells and your body stinks. In order for the clients to avoid you, they might as well say 'No' to your sales. They reject you not because they aren't buying, rather they cannot tolerate your uncomfortable smell.

Solution... Check with your loved one whether your personal hygiene is manageable. If is in a severe condition, please consult a doctor for treatment. Otherwise always keep a mouth freshener spray and an underarm deodorant spray with you for a standby need. 

All sales are concluded with a pleasant smell all round. Think about it my fellow colleagues!

Fact of life - "Feelings are like chemicals, the more you analyze them the worse they smell" - Charles Kingsley quotes


Tuesday, January 03, 2012

My resolution....

Is always good to set our resolution at the beginning of the year. When I was a little kid, I didn't know what resolution is all about. I only dreamt! Hoping my parents would allow me to play with my neighbours outside. Hoping to catch the wildest spider to beat all my friends, or to be champion in Top playing or having a powerful fighting fish to show my feat. I'm sure kids of today would have forgotten all these natural play games.

Later when I was in school, my resolution was to pass all my tests and the final examination with flying colour. Tell you the truth, I did very badly and I almost failed. I am wondering how a dropout like me could still write passionately today. You guys must have picked the wrong blog to read. Haha!!!

When I turned 21 of age, having the independent key in my hand, I set my resolution to have the most beautiful girlfriend. She must be a dancing partner, wild and exciting. Yes! I got one and we were invited to every Saturday night dancing the cha cha cha and the twists which were very popular then.

Later when I started to become a salesperson, resolution was to be the Champion salesman of the year. When I got marry, resolution was to be the best father and husband of the home. Along the way God blessed me the career as Life Insurance agent. My resolution was to be a committed and sincere agent for life. This resolution still remains of today.

Today as a grand father of six and father to three sons, my resolution now is to let me stay focus in my career. Have a rich heart to give more than I should. Forgive those who had offended me and to share willingly to those I meet. Be as playful as ever, be as cheerful as a child and be loving as the Divine. Positively I set my mind to live young and be healthy. Read my blog for another 30 years. Okay?

Something to learn Eric Zorn
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

Monday, January 02, 2012

The most ideal place to make love...

I am still on holiday mood and today is also a public holiday over in Malaysia. Let's have some fun.

Quite many years back, a lady was trying to challenge my naughty mind. The answers to her exciting questions would also determine one's character and personality. She said you are invited by your sexy love mate to make love. Five different places are offered to me for picking. They are; bedroom, bathroom, inside the car, behind some bushes in a park and on the beach. Wow!

If you are one reader there, which place would you select. Please be frank and truthful. After all, no one would knows except yourself. Right?

Before I tell you mine, the lady friend sized up the various characters depicting the location they opt. Those who prefer the bedroom are usually the boring type. If you picked the bathroom, at least you are better than the first one but you are not a risk taker either. Those who fancy inside the car, they are likely the interesting type of people. In the park! Wow! They are definitely risk takers and not afraid of anything. If you happened to take the beach to make love, you are considered a confident and a romantic person. As for me, without any hesitation I took the challenge to go to the beach, where I could see the moon and hear the waves together with my love. How I wish it could happen tonight. A song I remember... Meet me tonite in the moon light!

I believe - "An old man in love is like a flower in winter" - Portuguese Proverb

Sunday, January 01, 2012

Happy New Year 2012.

I wish all my readers A Super Fantastic New Year 2012.

Most friends asked me, what is my secret of being happy all the time. I don't have any secret but I have Seven Rules to be happy. They are...
1. Never hate.
2. Don't worry.
3. Live simple.
4. Expect a little.
5. Give a lot.
6. Always smile.
7. Have friends like Robert Foo

Next most question asked. How to keep young? Four Rules I learned from the wiser men I encountered.
1. Don't mix with the old folks who have got no drive.
2. Befriend younger people who are intelligence.
3. Regular exercise.
4. Darn to fall in love again.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Countdown 2012



Let's have a good laugh before the countdown for 2012....


Husband was seriously ill. 

Doc to wife :- 
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don't demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. 

On the way home.. 

Husband :- wat did the doc say ? 

Wife :- .No chance for u to survive.

Note>>>>> Is only a joke. Please ladies, don't treat us like the above. Okay?