Wives yesterday, today and tomorrow...

A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "My life"

After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number

 "Life's tough.  Its even tougher if you're Stupid !!"

Can this happen to you???

Are we spoiling our children???

Things have changed...

When I left school to seek for employment, the only way to move around was by buses. After working for a few months, I bought an old second hand motorbike with money I saved. It took me two years before I could buy and replaced the bike to another second hand car. It was a Ford Anglia and I'm sure not many youngsters would have heard of this model. Right? That car was my pride because I used my own money to buy.

Today is a different story. The minute a child has finished his or her education, they expect the fathers to fund and purchase a car for them before they could even secure a job. Mind you! A car and not a bike. Preferable a brand new one. An old car is considered as unfashionable and nothing to show to their friends.

Why those days my dad didn't buy the motor bike for me? I wasn't that lucky because he had left me much earlier than expected. But! Even if he was still around then, I would not have requested my parents to assist me. It was the obligation and responsibility of the children to fence for themselves. Whereas today, it's the obligation and duty of the parents to help their children. The reason is quite simple. Parents love their children much more. Whether is good or bad! You tell me please.....

Would you agree? Sometime by not assisting, you are helping the other person. Or sometime by assisting, you are not actually helping. How lah?

System down...

Monday night was a very frustrating evening. As usual without fail, I would write a title for the next day's posting. With inspiration and passion, I wrote a nice story for you guys to read. I was sure you would giggle along the way when you read it.  Almost completing and about to post it, the Internet System was down and I realized my laptop hangs as well. Oh! My God! My entire writing just disappeared right in front of my eyes. No way I could save them. My heartaches and my mind was upset. To write the first time is easy but to rewrite the same composition again could be difficult. Luckily my third son Caldwin was around. Took him two days to repair my working partner, the laptop.

Yes! I learned something from here....

When I was a little child, "I cried because I had no shoe, until I saw a man who had no leg".

Today, "I almost cried because my laptop broke down, until I saw a man who has no hand".

Love your JOB, no matter what you do ...

At my age I still do well in my job. The reasons are; I'm proud of my career, I like what I'm doing and I have mastered my job. If you only work because of the monetary return, I bet you won't last long in your job. The above picture speaks itself.

My strongest belief - "Do What You Love and The Money Will Follow"

Mr. Postman.....

SIMPLY HILARIOUS

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, stepping around empty beer and liquor bottles. 

"Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!" the postman says. 

Bob, in obvious pain, replies -- "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning."

"We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing Who Am I?" 

"Is that a game?" the postman asks, all curious. "How do you play that?" 

Bob replies --- "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet."

"Then the women try to guess who it is."

The postman laughs and says --- "Damn, I'm sorry I missed all that fun."

"Well, that's why I came out to talk to you," Bob says. "You better lie low for a few days, since your name came up seven times and many of the guys are looking for you."

As dad, I replied...........

I took my son to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 

My son noticed I was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue. 

I kept staring at her. 

The teenager kept looking and would find me staring every time. 

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing myself, my son quickly swallowed his food so that he would not choke on my response;  He knew I would have a good one! 

In classic style I responded without batting an eyelid .... 

"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid." 

Where to seek sincere advices?

A good friend had given some piece of advices to a couple. Not sure whether his advices were right and appropriate, seeking my wisdom he asked to verify whether his suggestions were justifying.

I believe... All advices and suggestions are always pure and logical, when are given without direct or indirect interest over the matter. Is only when we have some form of interest or intention over the seeking, the advices might be one sided. 

So if you happened to have a problem and need consultation, seek assistance from someone who is neutral and understanding. I'm sure he is going to be fair, sincere and honest to you. Try me!