Saturday, March 31, 2012


Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. 

The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. 

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain. 

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch. 

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."

Friday, March 30, 2012

Have you got many Mentors in life?

What is mentoring?

Mentoring is most often defined as a professional relationship in which an experienced person (the mentor) assists another (the mentoree) in developing specific skills and knowledge that will enhance the less experienced person’s professional and personal growth.

Julius has been my mentoree while he was still a student more than 20 years ago. Yesterday he called to seek my permission, allowing myself to be his son's mentor. His son is 17 years young, tall and handsome. The father is a fast learner and quick to apply what he has learned. To me, he is definitely an intelligent and a smart person. Though he is only 46 at age, his thought could be wiser and knowledgeable than me today. He speaks well and has super personality. He has a crafty character and plenty of witty humour. Where does he learns his skill? Simple! Through the past years, he has had gathered many mentors who had taught him much about life. And one of his mentor is the naughty Robert Foo. Now he is even smarter, he advises his son to be my mentoree while looking for more mentors elsewhere. 

An old proverb - "A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own" - Latin Proverb

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Father is spending million on son's wedding....

Was trying to meet another great friend, Dato Z this morning. Apparently he was busy and he suggested to call him after June. On checking with this successful self made man, who has made his millions by himself, he is currently preparing his eldest son's wedding. Casually I asked him, Dato when you got marry 30 years ago, did your dad arranged the marriage for you. He said No! Everything was done and paid by me.

Ahhhh! What a world is now? Last two weeks when I attended another Dato son's wedding dinner, he spent almost a million for that function. This Dato was never born rich, his father was working as a plantation worker. It was his studies and hard work, that churned him to be rich and powerful. Today Dato Z walked almost the same path like him, to be rich and famous. Both their children have just completed their studies abroad and have never experienced to work for others yet. From reliable sources, Dato Z could be spending two millions on his son's entire function and preparation. I really can't imagine how lucky their children are! 

At the same time, I am wondering whether it's good and benefiting for these sons who have not proven their lives's value yet, but yet they have the opportunities to taste the rich life of living. Looking back at myself, I was like my two great friends, who had to work and save before we could get marry ourselves. The hardship and endurance of the yesteryear, moulded us to be strong and resilience to all weathers of today. Whereas today, the rich fathers are spending the millions to marry their children away. In kind they are flowering them with happiness and blessing, hoping the glamour and attraction would motivate and inspire them to do well. Whether it works, time could only tell. I open my sight to see the future ahead. The learning process is wisdom.

Food for thought - "A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty"~Author Unknown

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Today while stopping my car at a traffic light junction, I noticed an elderly Indian man who was peddling his products. He looked sickly, and was limping with a stiff leg. He was walking swiftly between cars to cars while waiting for the green light to change. Holding in his one hand were three packets of tissue, which he was trying to sell to the motorists. Each time he looked into the windows of those cars, showing his expression that he needed their help. He was appealing for sympathy and almost like begging for money in exchange for the tissues. I was observing from the distance, and sad to say there wasn't any one who really bother to look at this poor old man. Soon he was right besides my car when I could see in his eyes, telling me whether I could buy his tissues. Without hesitation I took some coins from my compartment and gave him the money immediately. I told him I don't need the tissue and he replied me with a quick smile before moving  upward to seek further help. Looking through my side mirror, I saw no motorist buying his tissue either.

What a poor old man who still had the courage and determination to survive under such situation! The road was a dangerous place to peddle and the temperature was hot. At the same time, I wondered what happened to our people who had no empathy and feeling for others. 

This elderly man recalled my past memory. I could still remember when I first started selling life insurance 30 years ago, a good friend threw me a depressing remark. I was learning to sell and I was trying to approach this particular friend. He didn't buy but instead condemned that selling life insurance is worst off than begging. That statement hurt me badly and I couldn't work for the next one week. It took me days before I took up the courage to sell again. I told myself that I couldn't let one person to demotivate me and I had to prove to him that selling is a noble profession. Thanks to The Almighty he was wrong indeed. 

Before I drove further away from that old man, I prayed in my heart that he would have the blessing to remain strong and courageous to face the unfriendly motorists. Coz I believe, "Every cloud has a silver lining".

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Who is this special woman for a successful man?

I love this proverb; "For every successful man that's always a woman behind". But there was once a great friend sounded loud to me, when he said, "It did not say, For every successful man there is always a wife behind!" 

That statement made me pondered deep in my thought, "who is then that woman who could stand behind a successful man?" A mother is a woman, a sister is a woman and a wife is also a woman too. Question... Who is this special woman who could help the man to be successful?

In soul searching, I believe I have found this wonderful woman for the man. Check me if I am wrong, after all I'm not a Saint. 

Firstly for the woman to assist her man to be successful, she has to be truthfully in love with him. She understands the real meaning of love. The main ingredients of love are trust, patience and kindness. She has to be intelligence and smart but never over shadow her strength on him. She could be shining like a star outwardly with her friends but with him, she lets him leads and rules. At any time when she could see his mistakes and flaws, she silently offers her tender advices and suggestions. Though she might be upset and angry over certain conflicts, she would not show her temper and be rude over her lover. Rather to use her emotion and aggressiveness, she applies her feminine charm and attraction to win over her mate. She might be violence to others or be cleverer than others, but definitely she would not approach such behaviour with him. She always treats him tenderly and lovingly, applying motivation with passion and inspiring with love. She offers her patient ears whenever he is sad, she rejoices with him when he achieves his success and she constantly provides hopes and creates dreams. Lastly she would never get tired whenever she is with him. She just want him to be successful to the world without any condition laid. 

Yes! To have such a special woman for a man isn't easy. And that's why the saying goes; "For every successful man that's always a woman behind". I have found mine. Have you gentlemen?

Just for a laugh! This morning over a meeting with a very successful CEO of an advertising house, he claimed with a new remark, "For every successful man, he needs a few women behind". Well! I have not done my soul searching on it yet. Would write more when the time come.

Monday, March 26, 2012

What is a real friend?

Last week I attended a Dato's son wedding. It was a grand one for it was his eldest son's marriage to a beautiful lady. The 1200 guests were all rich and famous celebrities, many politicians and royal families were also invited. I'm sure my friend must had spent a lot of money and effort to plan for such glamorous dinner.

Few days later after the function, Dato called me on phone. Casually he asked me whether I enjoyed the dinner. Of course! I told him. He wasn't satisfied with my direct response. He wanted me to tell him what I like and dislike, or a truthful comment. I hesitated for a moment. Wondering whether I should reveal what I saw. I knew most people would not like to hear unpleasant comments. Not forgetting my friend is a powerful man with high status in town.

I took up the courage to speak my heart. Of the many wedding dinners I had attended, yours was the most unforgettable one. Every details were well planned. the food was delicious, the setting was nicely decorated, the shows were interesting and the perfume gifts on the table for the guests were so meaningful. Your son, the groom spoke very well. I didn't know he could speak so confidently on stage. The second person who spoke for the nite was you, as the father for the bride and bride groom. I knew you spoke from your heart, except that you did not speak with the emotion. Your tune of voice was rather flat. A dull voice might not attract the ears of your guests. Otherwise it was still a good speech delivered to all your friends there.

My friend listened patiently. He wasn't disturbed at all  by my comments but rather he was happy to know his weaknesses. He told me he called many of his so called closed friends but non ever mentioned about his flaws. All the messages he received congratulating his perfect speech for the night. And I was the only one who dare to tell him his mistakes.

Moral of this story is: A real friend would always tell the truth to his friends. No matter whether is good or bad. "Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty" ~ Sicilian Proverb

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Dedication & Interest...

For a boy its easier to pick up a 40 - 50 kg girl.

But for the same boy its difficult to pick up a 14.2 kg Gas cylinder.

Moral of the story: Dedication & Interest matters!!

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Don't dwell over the past....

Something to learn....

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke. 
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time. 
He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said  

"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again. 

'Forget the past & move on'… 

Friday, March 23, 2012

How to make a day a fun day?

I used to wish all my friends to have a good day or a fun day whenever we met. Someone asked, how to make the day a fun and a good day. Does a happy day comes by itself? No! A happy day won't appear by itself but we could create any day as an exciting and meaningful day. Let me show you....

Yesterday morning I read this headline on our local paper. It wrote.. Education D-G: Higher number of straight A+ scorers in SPM 2011.  A total of 559 (0.12%) of 468,808 students scored straight A+ in last year's Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examinations, compared with 403 (0.08%) straight A+ scorers in 2010.

Capitalising the news, and with my creative naughty mind, I wrote a short message on my hand phone. The text was, "Any of your children scored the 10 straight A+ in the recent SPM result. I did! My SPM is Sexy Passionate Man. What about you Hero?" Tis message was sent out to all my male clients and friends. I wrote another second text, "Good News. The SPM 2011 result is out. There are 559 got 10 straight A+. My SPM is Sexy Passionate Man. Did I score well my dear?" Tis message was sent out to all my dears, darlings, honeys and sweetheart, strictly only for ladies.

Believe me! The whole day was an eventful day for me because many were laughing while reading my SMS. I made them happy. They felt closer to me, they know I have not forgotten them, they like my cheekiness, they could feel my youthfulness and they know I'm still around on earth. Some called to speak with me, two wanted to see me personally and one has intention to buy insurance. Not bad ah? Just because of this laughing message! 

I received also many replies. One that touched my heart was written as "SPM has total 10 subjects; You scored 5As as Sexy Passionate Man & another 5As for Smart Positive Mastery". 

The day ended happily for me. I really had a good and fun day at the same time. See! Any day could still be the best day, just that you make it happened. Right?

How true - "Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing, know what you are doing, and love what you are doing" - Brian Tracy

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Talking can prolong life...

Little darling said I would outlive her. Reason... Because I talk and chat more than her.

In life insurance term, the mortality death rate of male is always lower than female. The difference could be five or more years apart, when women live a longer life than men. Again the reason, women talk more and are more expressive than men.

I don't know where you stay but right in my city women are real gossipers, especially the older one. Go to the wet markets, you could see most housewives gathering together to talk about grand mother stories. They could nag endlessly until the late morning before going home to cook. Men don't do it! Then in the evening, most older men would be gathering at the coffee shops. Those who could afford it, drink beer, otherwise they sip Chinese tea. Though the crowd is there, these senior citizens seldom talk. Either they read newspapers or watch TV inside the shops. Sometime I wonder why they don't stay home to read, or enjoy the TV with the entire family. Looks like the ageing men, express less when they are older.

Logically when one talks, he or she shares their views. The more you share, the less lonesome you are. Thanks God! Talking is my hobby and for sure I won't be lonely coz I have too many friends who are interested to listen. 

Food for thought - Talk more With Someone Who Makes U Happy..But, Try to Talk at least a few minutes with Someone Who Can’t Be Happy Without U..”Feel the Difference”.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

A piece of paper can work wonders....

Many of my clients and friends are impressed with my memories. Though I have thousands of clients and friends, I seldom fail to remember what I had promised. Be it their birthdays, anniversaries, appointments or any requests, I will try not to forget. These friends are wondering how I could be so systematic and a detail person. To be honest! As I aged along, my memory is actually getting weaker and slower. Can't blame Mother's Nature because Nature has to play it's part. BUT! I have a simple way to overcome my ageing memories

To remember one thing could be easy but to remember few tasks could be difficult. Just imagine on any day, I could be receiving many phone calls. And on each call, my friends could be relating many messages to me. They could be calling to fix appointments, requesting favours, enquiring their policies details, inviting me for a dinner, somebody are getting sick or little darling is asking for a date with me. To try to remember all these in one mind would definitely make one go crazy. To ease my brain, I always carry a piece of paper no matter where I go and I would write all the necessary on this miracle white paper. Simple as that! And at the end of the day, I transfer all these words into my planner. I had been practising this method ever since when I was a student and it works very well for my life. To me, why crack your mind when you could write it down. 

Food for thought - "All I need is a sheet of paper and something to write with, and then I can turn the world upside down"Friedrich Nietzsche

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Former Mr Universe turns 100....

Would like to introduce one of my mentor....

Former Mr Universe turns 100 in India

A former Mr. Universe who has just turned 100 said happiness and a life without tensions are the key to his longevity. Manohar Aich, who is 4 foot 11 inches tall, overcame many hurdles to achieve body building glory.

Who say we can't pump iron when we are old! Look at him and his muscle. Still fit and strong. I'm glad that I go the gym three times a week for the past twenty four years and will be still going for the next thirty six years to follow like my great friend Manohar.

You better believe this "We do not stop exercising because we grow old - we grow old because we stop exercising" - Dr. Kenneth Cooper, Cooper Institute.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Rich wife Poor husband.

Sam has been unemployed for the past four years. One day his wife called to seek my help. Whether I could recommend him a job from my connection. She was extremely worried because his financial support is almost exhausted. In order to take care of his family, when all the children are still studying, Sam had to sell almost all his belongings. His shares and stocks were disposed and his only house had been sold. Unable to secure a job, when his age is catching on him, Sam is really depressed. 

Over the phone, I attempted to encourage his wife to standby with her man. The first person who could help this poor fellow is definitely his wife. I advised her to be patience and be tolerance to the upset husband. A man who has no money lacks confidence. Suggestion to her.. Love him and inspire him. A man who is weak in financial term, is normally not brave and has no courage. Suggestion to her... Motivate him and spur him with positive thoughts. Reminding her to help him in every way possible.

She responded by saying, "I would try but please don't ask me to sell away my jewelleries".

I was surprised she laid that statement. She claimed that she would help the master of the house! She claimed she loves and adores the husband! She claimed she would do everything for her man! BUT! Coming to money matters, it's totally a different story.

In my many years of selling life insurance, I learned to understand some rules and regulations on money issues between husband and wife. They are... What belongs to him has to be shared between him and her. Whereas, what belongs to her remains with her all the time. He has no right to challenge it. So sad! Well, that's the facts of life gentlemen. 

Robert Frost - "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain".

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Proper spacing is vital when SMS.

Laugh but this can happen to us.....

A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from her boss. 
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS. 
The boss' wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message: 

"Your penis wonderful, 
I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"

Saturday, March 17, 2012





Friday, March 16, 2012

Love thy neighbour!

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya's Masai Mara in October last year,
said he was astounded by what he saw:
"These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,' he said.
'On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together.
'At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily'."
These extraordinary scenes followed.

See... We CAN all get along!!!and then they just walked away without hurting him.......... Life is short.. forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably...and never regret anything that made you smile. I hope those who are near me, could be the same as well.

Thursday, March 15, 2012


Don't trust all salesperson! Because a good salesman is one who knows how to bullshit and his customers might not even know. There are two types of bullshit king. One who bullshits for his advantages, while the second who bullshits to help his customers. I belong to the second group and that's why all my clients love me so much.

Do you know - "Genius -the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic BULLSHIT that all makes perfect sense" - Jason Zebehazy quotes.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Do you read for your children?

Gone were the days, when parents read for the children. They shared every precious moment together, laughing and learning as one family. The father read and encouraged by the inspiring mother, while the children  listened with excitement. Today is totally different. See for yourself....
Can't blame them! We have progressed.  Even myself have nobody to talk to at the moment. I have to write on blog while you await for the time to read them now. 

Food for thought - It takes time to build a corporate work of art. It takes time to build a life. And it takes time to develop and grow. So give yourself, your enterprise, and your family the time they deserve and the time they require. - Jim Rohn

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

12-12-12 Baby here I come....

The last few days, I was busy pumping on bed, trying to make a 121212 baby. In another nine months, 12th Dec 2012, that day is certainly a very significant day to remember. If I tried hard enough and with a bit of luck together with my willing partner, we might strike the jackpot of delivering our baby on the exact day of 12 December. It's the last of the triple date of this century for your information.

Between Mar 5 and 19, I was told it's a good chance to conceive this special infant. So! If any one out there, who have the intention like me to have a 121212 child, it's still not too late to plan. Hi Man! You have another one more week to go. My little darling is agreeable to work hard along with me here.

Do you know - "A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities" 

Monday, March 12, 2012

The Valley of temptation.

I had been to many famous valleys of the world. The Death Valley in Eastern California, Lao Valley in Hawaii, Swiss Alps Valley, Loize Valley in France, Nile Valley, Megalong Valley in Australia, Grand Canyon Valley in Arizona, Sunken Valley of Sydney or our Mid Valley (Shopping Mall) in Kuala Lumpur. Non of these Valleys could beat this Valley that might blind all men's eyes. See for yourself please.
These are Valleys of Temptation.
For the naughty clean minded me, I would admire their beauties without any misconduct and bad behaviour of my character. I judge them as a nutritional personality, the lady who knows how to take care of her physical and health. The attraction helps to excite my mind, especially the lining of the valley that draws the mystery of what lies below. 

However those corrupted and unclean minded men look differently. They don't admire but rather they visualize and imagine their physical contact with the owners of those valleys. Their mind and thoughts are evil, and most women hate to see their sight.

For the men, please be careful to put your sight right when you encounter such beautiful valleys in front of you. Your heart might say, don't look and don't stare but the mind plays dirty to say, why not! Which ever way, you rest assure these sexy ladies know what you are up to. They understand your eyes between the good one like me and the corrupted one like you. 

To you know - "The glimpse of a young woman's beautiful breast is a pleasure" - Giorgio Armani quotes.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Advice for an old guy..
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Laughter is the best medicine.

Golf --- The Bitter Truth!

A man, named Robert, was watching golf on TV.
But he kept switching channels to a dirty movie
featuring a lusty couple having raucous sex.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the
golf game", he said to his wife.

"For Heaven's sake, watch them," his wife
says. "You already know how to play golf".

Friday, March 09, 2012

A loving heart always has beautiful eyes.

Jonathan and Derrick, two of my son's friends came over to our house for a dinner. I hadn't met them before and both look smart and successful. Over the meal, I casually complimented Derrick that he had a sparkling eyes. I guessed he must be in love and he is only 23 years old. Derrick couldn't stop laughing. Next, my son asked how I see in Jonathan who is older and currently is 29. Taking a moment and looking deep into his both eyes, I said, "I hope Jonathan isn't going to be offended. His eyes are dull and I think currently he doesn't look happy to me. I'm pretty sure, he has got no girlfriend".

Derrick and my son were laughing furiously again. I was wondering why!! Please tell dad what had happened. My son said Jonathan had recently broken his relationship with his girlfriend and the poor him was sick and painful in heart. Derrick has just found his first girl and madly in love with her. They were amazed how I could see the truth in their eyes.

My explanation to these young men. The heart is the place where happiness and love are stored. We can't see the heart. BUT there is a pathway from the heart that link to the both eyes of everyone. The nose has no movement, neither are the both ears. If you don't open the mouth and talk, no one could understand your thought. The eyes are different because when you see through them, they grow with feeling which is reflected from the heart by the pathway that links.  So when our heart is happy, the eyes show or when we are in love, the sight could be even stronger in energy. The eyes seldom cheat. Don't believe me, see my eyes because I have plenty of love to share. 

Food for thought - "Anyone can look at other's eyes, but Lovers can see into each other's souls through the eyes" - Larry Latta quotes.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Life Insurance is a love product.

I started selling life insurance in 1982. Time flies! These thirty years of selling,  taught me much about what love really is. Those younger days, love to me then was only between man and woman. In fact, love is much more than that.

In my rookie's years, while learning the new trade, I was rejected time after time by prospects and friends. I learned to be patience and  be tolerance with unpleasant approaches or outcomes. I accepted all difficulties and rejections with smiles. In order to gain confidence from my new friends and customers, I offered my sincere heart with kindness. Kindness melts everyone. I learned to be humble. I didn't envy the rich and the successful one. I never boast on my achievements and I didn't show my rudeness in all my interaction. I sold not for my personal self seeking but rather on the benefits for my clients. Though I might be facing much hardship along the way, I didn't easily got angry with others. Should my colleagues and clients offended me at times, I would not keep no record of their wrongs. In mind I didn't delight in evil thinking but I always rejoiced with the truth to show to everyone. I always reminded myself that there are always hopes, always perseveres in order for me to walk a longer journey in selling my products. I believe life insurance never fails.

Life insurance is a love product. Remember... "Buy life insurance when you don't need it coz when you need it you can't buy".

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Sex is important in life.

John was an aggressive Architect partner for an established firm. The entire company's insurance was handled by me. How lucky I am! End of last year, while visiting their Chairman, he was complaining that John wasn't to himself. He was extremely quiet, no drive and lost all his enthusiasm in working. The boss was worried and the young partner would not want to reveal his problems. Robert being an Angel  could help, he said.

Later over a cup of coffee with John, he told me his personal sad story. He is a strong Catholic, a faithful husband and loves his dear wife. Being intelligence he is, full of energy and aggressiveness, his sexual drive is equally high as well. However his wife who is at 38, is very career orientated has low sex esteem instead. In her mind sex isn't important. Being a caring husband, he didn't force his wife to satisfy his personal needs. 

One evening while he was masturbating himself in the bedroom, unexpectedly his wife came home to see the man playing his little brother. Instead of understanding the poor husband, she yelled and scolded the man. She used hurting words, "All men are dirt & Good for nothing! If I as woman could control myself, why not you!". She warned him not to repeat the same act again. Otherwise she would leave him permanently.

He cried, felt shameful and humiliated. Being a loving husband, he obeyed. Being a religious person, he didn't seek for separation, neither did he commit any vices but remain a faithful husband with a silent sorrow in heart. With such action, the unhappy man turned depress and lost his interest in everything.

As an Angel, I invited both husband and wife who are also my responsible clients to a dinner. In order for me to speak with the lady alone, the husband was smart enough to excuse himself for a call of nature. During this period, I spoke various topics with the wife. My favourite subject was "Man and Woman!"

I shared... All healthy normal men, immaterial of their age group need sex. She agreed! There are only five ways to satisfy man's needs for their gratification on sex.  They are number one... pay a prostitute, two... a girlfriend, three.. a wife, four... by self masturbating, or five... to hold back.

Holding back and doing nothing would lead to frustration. A frustrating man is always an unhappy person. Masturbating for the teenagers is curiosity, while masturbating by a grown up is definitely degrading. Seeking the services of a prostitute is not meant for a successful man. Is only a coward or one who has inferior complex might pay another woman to satisfy him. A brave and confidence man should be able to win over a girl to love him willingly. Or better still marry the woman and stay happy ever after.

My question to her was... "If a man has a wife, which is the best way to satisfy the man's sexual needs?" I didn't need to go further because she knew my implication. One month later The Chairman asked me what magic had I given to his partner because he was back to his normal self now, His face was bright and smiling again. I knew too the wife had taken my advice to love and to help his husband. Yes! Sex is very important in life

Woody Allen quote - "Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman" 

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Getting marry the second time.

Mythily just came home from her motherland, a beautiful India with so much culture to share. On Phone we spoke a few days ago. She told me she was attending her elder brother's 60th birthday and having his second marriage at the same time. 

For a moment I was thinking the brother was getting marry the second time with another woman. She said the marriage was the second marriage with his only wife. I was confused totally!!!

Mythily explained. In India, they have a very special culture as when a married man turns 60, his children would organise a second wedding for their parents. The grand ceremony services will be held in a temple, where all relatives and friends are invited. The old couple are married again the second time. This time to be witnessed by their own children. The first wedding, the children were not around then. I believe this wedding could signify many purposes. One to celebrate the father's birthday of 60, and the second to congratulate the couple for a happy and lasting marriage for this long. Wow! What a nice culture they have! If we the Chinese were to marry the second time with our same wife, we could be a laughingstock to our communities. 

I forgotten to tell you too. They have the third time getting marry again. When? When the man turns 80 years old. Ahh! May be when I'm 80, I would try to get marry again. Not the same woman lah! Hihihi!!!

Would appreciate, if some of my Indian readers from India could tell us more about this typical wedding culture of theirs. 

Love quote - "Soul mates... two halves of the same soul joining together in life's journey" ~ Author Unknown 

Monday, March 05, 2012

Who is my ideal love?

I played guardian to a family without a father. Bryan and Bell had lost their father 10 years ago, due to a heart attack The boy is currently 22 and his sister is 19. They were lucky because their single mother works as a teacher took loving care on them. Last Sunday I had an interesting morning breakfast with the entire family. The mother requested me to talk with them because I hadn't seen them for two years. 

My favourite topic was discussed... Love & Romance.

The son is in his final year with a local University and the daughter is still doing her O-level. Both don't have lover yet. Except the girl who is sexy and attractive, has many male admirers at the moment. Mum is a bit worried over her dear girl. To the son, I encouraged him to do well in his studies and later get a good career. He can mix freely but try not to be serious with any girlfriend. The best time to fall in love could be after 30 years of age or even later. Is always ideal for a man to be older than a woman. Don't be afraid to see a different of 10 years apart. An older man is more knowledgeable and wiser, allowing him to lead and guide his mate. Not forgetting women age faster than men. So if you had a much younger wife later, you should be able to see her young forever. Sight is faster than hearing and the eyes always deceive the mind. As long as the wife is much younger in age, the eyes of the man would see the woman as young till the end. Son! Don't have to rush to fall in love now. As you are only 22 today, perhaps your ideal lady is only 12 at the moment. So! Wait for another 10 years before you locate your love.

As for the daughter, I encouraged her to mix freely with as many friends as possible. Don't stick to the same age group. Be brave to meet those who are even 10 years your senior. You might think a man who is 30 years of age could be old to you, but if you allow him to share his mind, you would definitely see the power and intelligence of him. An older man has more patience, is more understanding, more caring and willing to serve. If you ever could find such a man, please give him a chance to fall in love with you. The best and ideal time for a girl to get marry is not exceeding 30 years of age.

To prove that man is always younger than woman, I sat close to their mother with one arm over her shoulder. I asked them who has the older look, mother or me. Both children replied, we look like the same age. For their information, their mother is 53 and the naughty man here is 64. They could not believe it. Well! That's the facts of life.

Something I learned - "I like men who have a future and women who have a past" - Oscar Wide quotes

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Truth.....​and No Underwear.

No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me.
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair
wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. 
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again. 
The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'

P.S... Catch the joke?

Saturday, March 03, 2012


Achar Singh buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport.
He drives the Car perfectly well during the day, but at night the Car just won’t move at all. 
He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. 
He then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they send out a technician to him, the technician asks “ Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?” 
Full of anger Achar replies “You fool, idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I'm not stupid!! I use D for the Day and N for the Night...”

Friday, March 02, 2012

What is a good pussy?

Wow! Yesterday's posting, "She is still a virgin" captured much attention. There was heavy traffic over to this title from every where. I guess naughty title has plenty of effect. Though good things could be good but playful things could be even tempting to read.

I like this truthful comment...
Adel said... 
At some point of my life, I thought of staying single forever, due to many problems that arises in a relationship. As now all ladies are educated, they ask to be treated equally. Not like those time where they always nod to what the husband says. But now, Robert, you opened my eyes! To make me see frm a different angle. Yes, you are right, singles are selfish in a way, and fear of difficulties in married life and motherhood.They 'run away' from problems..Its human norm or law, to live as a daughter, a wife, and a mother. Thank you 
March 1, 2012 11:04 AM

Another shy female reader who didn't darn to forward her comment on my blog, wrote personally to me. 
She said...
Hi Robert. Read yr blog 2day. Think in my tombstone when I go back 2 heaven, it will read Return Unopened. Haha..:-) of course I will give this pleasure gift 2 my husband, not 2 any tom, dick or harry. U r wrong.

From my early religious teaching, I was taught God gave happiness to Adam by creating Eve. She had something that Adam didn't have. And The Garden of Paradise alone couldn't make the lonely man excited and joyful. Similarly today all men without women, life would definitely be uninteresting and unchallenged. With the creation of the tempting pussy cat, all wild men could be tamed. Man and man could fight and to conquer but with the pussies we are prepared to listen and to follow. A good pussy is one who would love and lead her partner. Though she is smarter than him, she loves him by not over shadow his glory. She inspires and motivates him at all time, be it at difficult or challenging time. She is patience and has all the tolerance to listen to her mate. She is kind and willing to share with him. She has no envy over his achievement but rather be proud of his success. She is not rude but gentle and soft playing along. She would not be easily angered but has all the charm and sexiness to flower him. Yes! The man would abide and oblige because the tenderness of the pussy is so sweet and unforgettable. This is true love that would last forever.

The famous proverb that said... "For every successful man, there is a woman behind", I have to add " For every successful man, there is a woman with a good pussy behind".

Thursday, March 01, 2012

She is still a virgin.

Little darling accompanied her good friend Masala to see a Gynecologist. She complained of female health disorder and suspected to have Endometriosis. She is in a her late forties, unmarried and a timid lady. On this medical visit, Masala was confirmed to be still a virgin.

On hearing these news, I really could not believe that under our present society we still have virgin woman around. Mind you! Masala is a pretty, educated and a professional lady. I don't understand how she could remain untouchable. She speaks well, she socializes and a very likable person.

Little darling said Masala is also a very religious person. Perhaps out of loving her God she prefers to remain single. Being always naughty I'm, I chipped in to add... She might be the most faithful one, but no Haven would accept a woman who is a virgin. Reason she has deprived her most pleasurable pussy for a man on earth. She has made less of one man to be happy and she has never gone into motherhood. She came alone and would leave alone one day. Haven could not take any soul who is selfish. 

Little darling could not resist her laugh. What about you? Am I right or wrong?