Monday, January 31, 2011

I"m still growing up.

Someone sent these information to me and i won't fully agree with all of them....

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
My view... Only if you are poor and penniless.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
My view... not when you are still strong & healthy.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
My view... Why not? My time is fully occupied and i need more, because i move every where everyday.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, "did I wake you?"
My view.. I only reach home at 9 in the evening. I still receive calls in the late nite when i write my blog.

05.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
My view... if one were to constantly exercise constantly, this would not be the problem.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
My view... learning is never ending. Perhaps till death of a person.

07.Things you buy now won't wear out.
My view... I still buy latest fashionable clothing to attract myself

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
My view... At 4pm is my tea time to chat.

09.You can live without sex but not your glasses.
My view... I can't live without sex and my glasses.

10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
My view... I would rather listen and learn more out of it.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
My view... The younger drivers find difficulties to overtake my car.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
My view.. I would not, especially when ladies are around. I still like to capture their attention.

13.You sing along with elevator music.
My view... Why not! At least to relax and calm myself down.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
My view... Every two years i still have to change my glasses.

15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
My view... I still have not touched one cent out of it.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weatherservice.
My view... My joints are in perfect condition. I pump in the gym and on bed heavily.

17.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
My view... All my good friends are younger than me and i can't totally trust on them yet.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
My view... my brain is expanding coz i am still learning and blogging everyday.

19.You can't remember who sent you this list.
My view... I had already thanks this guy for sending this list to me.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
My view... It might also be applicable to younger people as well.

My belief - "Growing old is mandatory Growing up is optional" & i pick to be growing up to avoid these 20 pointers of life. What about you?

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Getting old is kind of funny - sometimes

Sunday laugh......

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?'

'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!'

'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.'

'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.'

'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'

'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.'

'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'

'Because she can still drive!'

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Mated 365 times in a year.......

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~ That's more than twice a week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

Friday, January 28, 2011

I like admiring sexy and attractive women.

I like looking at beautiful and attractive ladies, especially those sexy one. Believe me, women have the natural instinct to know whether your staring at them is of good or bad intention. Good intention means admiration of their beauty and attractiveness, where else bad intention is the corrupted thoughts of the those playful men.

Women have fantastic senses over men. I think when i admire a lovely lady as a true gentleman, she could feel and see my smile is sweet and sincere. Most of the time when i throw my smiles at them, they too acknowledge my gesture with another smile from them. They need not say a word but i know is a reply of saying thank you to me. However for those hooligans or rascal males who not only look but they stare deeper into their physical bodies. Women hate these type of men because they feel their privacy is being infringed. It's like they are being seen as a naked person.

So! Is it wrong to be looking at beautiful ladies whom you do not know? No! Is not wrong at all coz all women like to be appreciated and admired of their beauty. To confirm my statement, i hope there are some female readers who might tell us a bit more. Your brave comments would help man to understand woman better. Right?

Ladies, do you know -
"In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty" ~Christopher Morley.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Difference Between http and https

MANY PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE that the main difference between http:// and https:// is It's all about keeping you secure** HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transport Protocol,

The S (big surprise) stands for "Secure". If you visit a web site or web page, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http:// . This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecured' language. In other words, it is possiblefor someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http website!
But if the web address begins with https:// , that basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on.

You understand why this is so important, right?

If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card
information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://.

If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number.

PASS IT ON (You may save someone a lot of grief).

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

U think Tiger Woods was telling the truth?

Let's read what The Tiger has to say......

What Tiger Woods Wanted to Really Say at His Press Conference

Let me just say to all my fans that I feel sorry for everyone who criticized me for my extra-marital affairs. You must live a miserable existence if you have nothing better to do than read about my personal life in the tabloids. But I suppose I should provide an explanation about my behaviour so that you will continue to buy the products I endorse.

So here goes. I am an average looking man of mixed racial descent. Like most men, I had trouble getting pussy before I became a famous multimillionaire. I did okay at Stanford because I was on the golf team, but the women there graded out with a D because they were leftovers that players on the football team didn't want. Before that, I got nothing because I have a bland personality and big lips.

Then, I win a few golf tournaments and women are lining up at my door. Of course, I took advantage of my opportunities. These were women who wouldn't give me the time of day if I sold insurance or worked on a used car lot. They wanted me so they could brag to their friends about having sex with a celebrity, while holding the belief that one day they would live a life of luxury as the wife of Tiger Woods. When that didn't happen, they seized on an opportunity to sell their story to the tabloids, all the while looking the part of a woman scorned.

Now I want to discuss my wife. When I met Elin, she was just like the others, except she played the hard-to-get strategy that women often use to corral men. It worked. She had all the qualities I wanted in a woman: pretty face, nice tits, nice ass, and an inviting personality. We dated for a while, had wild sex, and we genuinely enjoyed others company. When I asked her to marry me, she accepted. Why wouldn't she? Only an idiot would say no to a lavish lifestyle that most people only dream about.

Our marriage was okay. We have two wonderful children and Elin is a good mother. But since she had those kids, she's become a bitch, and doesn't want to have sex very often. And, she won't accompany me on road trips, except to the major championships. Unfortunately, my job requires that I travel to a different city every week where women nod approvingly at me where ever I go. Do you see the problem here?

To all the men out there: What would you have done in my shoes? Would you have said no to all the woman who lined up to meet you, especially after listening to your wife bitch at you over the telephone for not spending enough time at home with her and the kids? And to all the women: How many of you would have turned down an opportunity to spend a night with me, knowing that you could sell your story to a tabloid for 500K?

I feel bad about the potential damage my actions might cause my kids. As for Elin, I can think of at least 300 million reasons why she will be okay if we divorce and she is forced to survive on her own. And don't forget that vast support network she will have after appearing on Oprah and The View.

As for me, I have paid dearly for my transgressions. I have lost millions and might lose custody of my children. Almost everyone who sees me takes great pleasure seeing me in pain.

The letters "Saint" or "St." do not precede my name. You're telling me it's O.K.. to screw everything in sight and be president like Bill Clinton did, but you can't be a pro-golfer???

Did I become famous for being a model married man, or was it because I'm the best damn golfer in the world???

Now here I stand, while you sit there anxiously waiting to hear my heartfelt apology, when all I really want to tell you is..... F*%#@#ff!

Moral of the story: We can't blame the man alone, the woman should have known better that Temptation is unavoidable. Facts of life is "For every successsful man, there ought to have a woman besides all the time."

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Get me an eligible bachelor.

I was reading those Chinese New Year greeting cards which my friends had sent. Instead of sending another card to them, this year i replied all my friends with text messages specially written.

Of the many sms sent out, this particular one strikes me most and was to a lady friend. I wrote, "Hi! My dear received your beautiful CNY card. While reading your words, i could see your handwriting & signature, you are a friendly & an approachable person. For more reading and assessment, you have to buy me lunch. Haha!!!"

Shortly she replied, "Hi Robert! Buy you lunch can. I certainly want to know more. So do you have any eligible bachelor for me?"

I was surprised with her last question. This lady friend is in her late forties, having a good secretary job and have been with a boyfriend for almost 18 years. She didn't sound happy to me. Quickly i sent another sms to test her reaction. I said, "There is no such eligible bachelor on Planet Earth. All men are equally naughty, including me too my dear."

Sure enough! She wasn't happy, "In that case i better apply a job on board the Norwegian Cruise. At least can meet eligible bachelor."

With her last message, i could sense she has broken her relationship with her long time partner. I feel so sad for her. A beautiful girl with a good job and yet find it so difficult to fall for a right eligible man. So! My yesterday posting was right after all. I said, "A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

Monday, January 24, 2011

Am i getting married????

Life is so funny...

First it says..."A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

Then later... "To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

You know why... "A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need."

Medically is shown..."Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die." Any yet we still want to go ahead....

Anyway women are greater because..."A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does." Right?

Hey man! We better learn... "A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

I don't know about you but my belief is..."A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend." So sad for me! I still haven't reached there yet.

Tip for all unmarried women..."A successful woman is one who can find such a man as i mentioned earlier."

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, I mean all those single unmarried. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Funny! But is true facts of life.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Naughty joke on a beautiful Sunday.

A naughty joke i used to share with my friends and i'm sure you would laugh....

An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come, one time only $10. As he thought its cheap so he went in. After having sex, she demanded for $ 300. The old man asked why it's not $10. She replied, you go in and out 30 times so it's $300. He was furious and returned home but he wanted revenge on her. Next day he went again and the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his COCK and remain inside without making any thrusting.. The girl screamed: Quick! The old man replied I only have $5, that's why I only go in, I dare not come out!!!

Quote of the day
- "Before sex, you help each other get undressed!! After sex, you only dress yourself."

The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been fucked............!!!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Investment Advice of the Year!?

Voted Best Investment Advice by "Investment Banking Guide" for 2010:

"Money is like a penis. If you don't play with it, it won't grow."

Well quoted and straight to the point. Money is no money, unless you play with it. Spend it and enjoy them. The excitement might thrill you to earn more eventually. This is my personal view.

However another good friend said, "The banks missed a point, a critical point! No bloodi penis can grow perpetually! Always return to its former std state!! Growin nowhere actually! But money can grow all the time if managed properly! So Guys n Dolls, Dont ever trust the banks to grow your money! Food for enquiring minds & searchin souls?"

Friday, January 21, 2011

A brother to all my friends.

In my past 28 years of selling life insurance, i had sold 'three generations' policies. I'm sure not many would understand what these plans are! Basically they were plans i sold to the fathers, who later became grand fathers, i sold to the sons who later turned dads and i sold to their children who are all grand children now.

They are all my great friends, whether old or young. Kabeer a friend of more than 30 years, is holding a status of grand father and still is the master of his home, whom i called as brother because of our closeness. His eldest son Jameel whom i have known since a little child, is also my wonderful buddy, called me not uncle but bravely addresses me as brother too. Father & son called me brother all the time. Sometimes people wandered and confused how is it possible we are brothers, when Kabeer is the father of Jameel and they are Indian Muslim, and I'm a typical China Man. My explanation to them was logical, we are true brothers, except from different father & different mother by birth. Haha! They laughed!

Recently i have another great father & son who are also addressing me as brother as well. The father is Dato Raja whom i have known only a year ago. A self made business man, Dato is a successful prominent man in town and well connected in the political scene. When i first known him, he looked very serious and showed little of his humour. As i got to know him a bit better, i accidentally forwarded him some naughty emails which changed his thoughts. I believe when one is too serious in personality, most people are afraid to play joke on you. Ever since Dato started reading all my daily X interesting emails, we became good friends when we called each other as brother now. His eldest son Taib whom i have met only two months ago is approaching me closely currently. His father had instructed him to learn from me as a mentor. I told the young Taib who is getting marry in March, to allow me to teach him all the naughtiness of life first. 'Yes' brother he replied.

What is the secret of making good friends? Simply it's humour, humbleness, willing to share, sincerity, kindness and plenty of love from the true heart. Forgotten to tell you, if ladies who don't called me as dear or darling, they too love addressing me as brother.

Specially to all my great friends - "Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero" ~Marc Brown

Specially to all my readers -
"There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother" ~Astrid Alauda.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

I enjoy selling life insurance.

Selling tips.......

They said selling life insurance is tough, not until when you have tried selling office equipments. My first selling job was 43 years ago, selling all types of office equipments, mainly typewriters and calculators. The brand i won't forget was Facit, one of the most popular manual calculator from Sweden. Those days the digital calculator had not been invented yet. Most manual calculators then could only add and subtract, with the printout of paper on top. Facit was the only manual calculator that could also divide and multiple. The price wasn't cheap. It ranged between RM500 to RM1500 per unit, comparing our simple calculator of today with more applications costs less than R10 and available everywhere.

Forgotten to tell you too. There was no computer printer yet, and every office had to use the electric typewrites for office work. It was heavy and big in size, costing between RM2000 to RM5000 which was considered as expensive. Right?

Selling all those office equipments, i had to learned to use and repair them. Before making the cold calls, i had to know my stocks available in the warehouse and to remember all the pricing from top to bottom. Before a sale, i had to carry these heavy equipments to the prospective customers, where i had to demonstrate the best of my products. I had to be responsible to these demonstration equipments too. Meaning, if the prospective company disappeared with our goods, i would be held liable for all the losses. To close a sale wasn't easy because there were strong competitions from every corner. Working hard wasn't good enough, i had to learn to work smart, especially convincing and befriending all the staffs who would be using these office equipments later. I could still remember, to close a sale it normally took 3 months from demonstration to collecting payment from the big boss.

My colleagues said selling life insurance is damn high. Not me! I don't need to repeat the same task like selling office equipment but what i do need is to sell with a sincere heart. Definitely we have ample stocks for sale in insurance and i don't have to carry anything except a piece of paper and a reliable pen. No prospective client could disappear with my goods. After all our goods are only written promises which they have to pay in advance. My sale will be concluded immediately without having to wait for a period of 3 months.

I hope my short story could ease a little for all my colleagues who might have some difficulties in selling at the moment. Selling life insurance isn't tough if you really enjoy doing it my friends.

Food for thought - "Do what you love. When you love your work, you become the best worker in the world" -- Uri Geller

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Super Virtuous Bai Fang Li..Power of Giving

A touching story from CCTV …

Bai Fang Li, died 93 years old, lived in poverty. Yet, he donated an aggregate sum of RMB 350,000 to universities and schools in Tianjin to help 300 poor children in need.

For almost twenty years, he paddled his tricycle earning Yuan by Yuan to save up for his donations. His lunch was two buns and plain water. Luxury to him was the sauce he put into the water. Dinner was a piece of meat or an egg. What he wore was what he picked from the dump. Any extra piece was luxury.

He paddled 365 days a year every year, in the snow and in the soaring heat of 50 degrees C. He started at 6 in the morning and finished at 7 or 8 at night.

“It’s alright I suffer,” he said, “But let the poor kids go to school.”

90 years old, he arranged his last saving of RMB500 neatly in a box and handed to Yao Hua School, saying, “I cannot paddle any more. I am not able to donate any more. This shall be my last …”

All teachers in the School wept …

The last image people had of him was his photo inscribed, “A special Love for
a special you.” (last photo shown)

Pictures showing the students from Yao Hua School paying tributes to their benefactor.

I too cried while reading his story. This is really the Power Of Giving.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Lesson No 1 in Keeping Chinese Mistress.

Hi Readers! Before reading this particular posting, you have to read my yesterday title first; "Are You An Understanding Wife?" Then you might laugh more on this page. This joke was forwarded to me by a Chinese friend from China this morning. Can be a joke to us but is a true fact happening over in China at the moment. And that's why properties are escalating beyond imagination. Read on please.....

A boss, in order to keep a mistress, bought a house in Shengzhen for her to live in, plus a monthly allowance of 5000 yuan, the house cost him about 500000 yuan. He sold the house this year for 3.2 million yuan, after he broke off from his mistress.

A quick calculation. After 5 years of free fling with the woman, he still had a nett gain of 2.4 million yuan.

When his wife found out about this, she was very mad and gave him a big scolding: "Why the hell you just kept only one mistress!!!"
P.S. I hope Ulysses from Manila of The Philippines won't be angry with this story.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Are you an understanding wife?

Lee is an active business man in his late fifties. His wife is a year younger and no longer interested in sex and love making, whereas the poor Lee is still strong and needs it. One day i asked him how he satisfied himself when his the other half is inactive. With a smile Lee said his wife is a very understanding lady who gave him encouragement to look for women outside. Every time when Lee goes overseas and on business trips, the caring wife would insert a few dozen of the condoms into his travelling bags. She bids farewell by saying "darling be careful and enjoy yourself."

This situation could happen in any families but how many wives could be like this great lady who understands. Questions i like to post them here today. If you are the wife, given a few options below, which would be the most acceptable approach you should apply. Or if you are a male reader, please contribute your thoughts as well. So that women could understand us better.

My questions:

1. I'm not interested in sex & love making anymore, and i want my husband to be the same like me. He has to be faithful with me for the rest of our lives.

2. I approve him to marry a second wife or mistress.

3. Quietly he should have a girlfriend and not letting me know.

4. No second wife or mistress or girlfriend but satisfy his need by payment for special services.

5. Buy DIY toys for him.

6. Do nothing and pretend nothing has happened.

Well! Please don't laugh or be angry with me, because these are all facts of life. If you are still very young or just got married, you might not understand but sooner and later you would reach there one day too. I wander how many readers out there are brave and willing to offer their views or comments. Your sharing would definitely be helpful. Thank you.

Silent Sorrow - “Tears are words the heart can't express”

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Getting old is kind of funny - sometimes.

I thought i was young until i read this joke.....

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

However reading another joke later, made me feel younger again.....

I love this one!
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Law of Attraction.

This is a true story that had happened in 1892 at Stanford University . Its moral is still relevant today.

A young, 18-year-old student was struggling to pay his fees. He was an orphan, and not know­ing where to turn for money, he came up with a bright idea. A friend and he decided to host a musical concert on campus to raise money for their education.

They reached out to the great pianist Ignacy J. Paderewski. His manager demanded a guaranteed fee of $2000 for the piano recital. A deal was struck. And the boys began to work to make the concert a success.

The big day arrived. Paderewski performed at Stanford. But unfortunately, they had not managed to sell enough tickets. The total col­lection was only $1600. Disappointed, they went to Paderewski and explained their plight. They gave him the entire $1600, plus a cheque for the balance $400. They promised to honour the cheque soonest possible.

"No." said Paderewski. "This is not acceptable." He tore up the cheque, returned the $1600 and told the two boys "Here's the $1600. Please deduct whatever expenses you have incurred. Keep the money you need for your fees. And just give me whatever is left" The boys were surprised, and thanked him profusely.

It was a small act of kindness. But it clearly marked out Paderewski as a great human being. Why should he help two people he did not even know? We all come across situations like these in our lives. And most of us only think "If I help them, what would hap­pen to me?" The truly great people think, "If I don't help them, what will happen to them?" They don't do it expecting something in return. They do it because they feel it's the right thing to do.

Paderewski later went on to become the Prime Minister of Poland. He was a great leader, but unfortunately when the World War began, Poland was ravaged. There were over 1.5 mil­lion people starving in his country, and no money to feed them. Paderewski did not know where to turn for help. He reached out to the US Food and Relief Administration for help.

The head there was a man called Herbert Hoover - who later went on to become the US President. Hoover agreed to help and quickly shipped tons of food grains to feed the starving Polish people. A calamity was averted.

Paderewski was relieved. He decided to go across to meet Hoover and person­ally thank him. When Paderewski began to thank Hoover for his noble gesture, Hoover quickly interjected and said, "You shouldn't be thanking me Mr. Prime Minister. You may not remember this, but several years ago, you helped two young students go through college in the US . I was one of them."

The world is a wonderful place. What goes around usually comes around.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Procrastination is a disease

There are all types of people. The worst one are those who never honour their promises, especially not turning up at meeting. I have a tenant called Andrew whom i proclaimed as 'The King of Procrastination'. I haven't met another person who could beat his records of missing in action or postponing appointments.

People who have principle always feel shameful for missing an appointment. Personally i tried to fulfill all meetings with my friends and clients, but i would never skip twice not to meet up when promise is made. Missing an appointment is like avoiding to see someone and i feel guilty by doing so. Is always good to meet on all first appointment, when the person you see would definitely feel important.

Not this friend of mine. The last three months when i was trying to meet him to collect my rental, it took me twenty times to reach him on phone and yet today i still failed to catch him. Though many appointments were set and confirmed, he had the guts to give excuses to delay and postponed our meeting. He is creative enough to always offer fantastic reasons for not being able to make it. Some of the common reasons are; customers are here, have to send workers, to pick important payments, banker is calling, wife or children are sick, car broke down, need to go outstation and more. The more he delayed and pushed me away, the more i could feel he is belittling me. Thanks God! Patience has saved me to be tolerance with his procrastinating.

The next permitted time when i could see him, i might not slap him on his face but i will directly shake his mind until he could be awakened for his wrongful attitude. As King of Procrastination, he would not do well in his business, and neither his family is happy with him either.

Are you one out there who like to procrastinate? If you are, i suggest you come to see me personally. I have a big rottan for you to solve this sickness.

Remember this - “Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself.”

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Sex is like air...........

Pussy was having a roll with her Caucasian boyfriend. On bed he sounded this quote to her, "Sex is like air! It's not important unless you aren't getting any." Confused with such powerful statement, this attractive lady friend came to seek my advice.

This was what i told her. Imagine you are covered inside a tiny box with no ventilation. Out of suffocation when you could not get enough oxygen, you bound to realise that air is important at that moment of time. If you aren't under such tight situation, nobody would be bother to feel and breathe the important of air. Sex is quite similar. My lady friend must be taking her faithful boyfriend for granted, assuming he is always be available to her. Take heal Pussy! If he suddenly disappears, leaving you alone without his love and sex, perhaps then you might feel his presence is important. Yes! Sex is like air. Without air we won't survive and without sex & love, life could be meaningless too. I hope Pussy could understand now.

I like these great words -
"I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love" — Marilyn Monroe

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Big problems without maids at homes.

Maid shortage worsens with Cambodia running low

PETALING JAYA: Some 35,000 families are being forced to do a “huge balancing act” as the shortage of foreign maids turns critical with supply dwindling down to a trickle.

To add to the problem of Indonesia’s moratorium on maids, Cambodia is also facing difficulty in sending domestic helpers aged above 21.

Malaysian Association of Foreign Maid Agencies is urging the Government to seriously attend to this pressing matter and consider lowering the age limit of foreign maids to allow more maids in from Cambodia.

> Parents are sacrificing quality time with their children as weekends are used to complete household chores.

> Freelance agents are cashing in on the situation to offer “informal” ways of providing domestic help, including getting Indonesian maids into the country despite the freeze by the Indonesian government.

Reading the above headline on our local paper is sad. 30 years ago such problems didn't exist. Reason is quite simple because our children are all been pampered. When i was a little child, i had to tidy my room and made my own breakfast before going to school. Coming home from school was no relaxing time for us. I had to help cleaned the house and assisted my father to run the coffee shop in front. I had to hand washed my clothing, including my father shirts and pants. If my mum was busy, i had to cook as well. Doing the household chores were never a shame to us those days. Not our children of today. They had been spoiled by the maids ever since they were borned. Most of our successful children who could be doing well in their career, might not know how to cook rice or wash their clothing.

If you want to build a rounded family at home, please don't employ maid in the house. Make your children share the household chores. If they are still very young, teach them to clean their rooms and spaces. They have to be taught how to be responsible and willing to help. In their teens, they should know how to wash their own clothing and to cook for themselves. If your children know nothing of these, it's high time as parents you should guide and encourage them to be independence. Wondering how many readers out there would agree to my points!!!

Food for thought - "Your child will be better prepared to tackle the bumps on the road of life if he has been given the gift of guided independence" ~ Jacquie McTaggart

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

See the brighter side of everything

A coin has two faces, and quite similarly in our lives we have two faces to look at. In any eventualities, we could either be looking at the brighter or darker side of life. Believe me, most people opt to think of the negative more than the positive of everything they see.

A friend you haven't met for quite some time. He possesses 99 perfect look but one defect could over shadow his 99. He could be intelligence, smart, well dressed, kind hearted and handsome but on the day you meet him, his mouth smells might take you off. All the other qualities he carries are not important to you at that moment of time. Perhaps you might even try to avoid him. Can this happen to us? You have the choice to look at him on the bright side or the darker side here.

Or perhaps you happen to meet another friend whom you think has lost weight and doesn't look healthy. Would you see him and say something like this, "You look thin!" I think that remark is not considered as a compliment. Having not met a long time and throwing such statement to this friend could be hurting. Thinner is a negative perception, unless you know he wants to be thin because he was over weight before.

I normally look at the brighter and positive aspects of life. Whenever i meet another friend, i will always capitalize the good points in him. Even i might not know, i will still say something nice and sweet to hear. These are words i often used, "You look great and smart today!", "You have an intelligent look!" or "Your handsome face attracts!" These compliments help to lift the energy of our friends.

If ever i want to let a good friend who is loosing weight or perhaps is gaining weight which might not be benefiting to him, i will say it indirectly to avoid hurting his feeling. Try this; "You are a great handsome guy, if only you put on extra weight, many girls would fall for you" or "You are sexy and pretty, if you are a little slimmer, you attract all men for sure." Do it with some compliments first, before adding the down side.

I hope all my dears, honeys and my little darling would listen to my advice here, give sincere appreciations to everyone you meet. Please don't be direct with your thought when you see any defects. The facts of life is, "A sweet lie is better than a hurting truth!"

My belief -
"Feeling appreciated is one of the most important needs that people have. When you share with someone your appreciation and gratitude, they will not forget you. Appreciation will return to you many times." Steve Brunkhorst

Monday, January 10, 2011

Woman is braver than man.

Have you seen porno videos or movies before? Yes isn't it! With the Internet world everything is possible. The funny part of it is, why most porno films show only ladies in action more than males most of the time. In any acting roles of the both sexes, the faces of female could be seen but not the man who are always hidden behind the camera. Sometimes i think, are women paid more than men, or men are too shy to portrait themselves on porn act.

Little darling was frank to reveal herself. She doesn't like to see much of these porno shows anymore because she could only see ladies and not the macho men. What the ladies have, she too has them physically. Looks like the pornography is meant for men only.

At the same time when i was talking to many lady friends, they were brave to tell that they like to see porno shows as well, but quite disappointed they could not see the male actors. It was females who dominated all the shows.

Moral of the story: Man claims that they are braver than woman. I think is not true. Woman is stronger and braver in every way, including sex. Should women lead our new world too?

Food for thought - "I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible." — John Steinbeck

Sunday, January 09, 2011

Oh My God !! ............

"Oh my God!" can be interpreted in many ways. If you strike a million jackpot, "Oh my God!" could be yelled out spontaneously. Seeing a new born baby that touches your heart, you say, "Oh my God! She is cute." If you wife runs away with another man, you cry "Oh my God." You never expect a raise, but your boss gives you a double increment. You hug him with "Oh my God!"

So the official note from Vatican ought to be right. On bed "Oh my God" isn't praying after all.

I think -"God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them" ~Author Unknown.

Saturday, January 08, 2011

Senior Road Trip

A great friend, Shamsul whom i haven't met for quite awhile, sent over an email to me today. I thought was some good news he had, until i read his cheeky story which i like to share with all my readers. For his information, Shamsul you might be slightly younger by your biological age over me, but i can rest assure you, my heart age last year was 36 and this year has turned 35, is definitely younger than you. Because you aren't as naughty as i am. Read my blog to prove my point........

Senior Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.

The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."

This coming week is...


You can do your part
by remembering to contact
at least one...
to show you care.

Specially for Shamsul -
“The heart that loves is always young.” - Greek Proverb.

Friday, January 07, 2011

What's wrong with eating TOO FULL?

The Chinese always have the wrong habit of eating. When i was a little child, my mum would not be happy if i didn't eat two bowls of rice because she might be thinking i didn't like her cooking. Even till today, if i visit my Chinese friend's homes, they would still insist that i should have two filling of rice to show that i like their food. This is actually the wrong way of eating and it would cause more harm than good. To understand the right way of eating, please read on for the sake of your health.....

What's wrong with eating too full?

Don't over eat and don't encourage your family members and friends to overeat - unless you wish to shorten their healthy living and perhaps die younger!

An interesting article about eating too full....

In Today's Dr Lee Newsletter Issue:

"What's wrong with eating too full?"

"The more you eat, the sooner you die. The lesser you eat, the longer you live." This is what Dr Lee always says in his health talk. He also mentions, "Eating too full causes all sort of health problems such as hypertension, diabetes, stroke, etc."

Why eating too full is so harmful to your health? What can you do about it?

Mice experiment

To see how eating habit affects life span, a professor from University of Texas did an experiment on mice.

For the first group of 100 mice, he let them eat without any restriction, just like a buffet meal.

The second group was fed only 60% full. And the third group was given food without restriction too. But this time, he reduced protein content to half. After 2.5 years, guess how many mice were still alive out of 100?

* First group (eat without restriction) - only 13 mice was alive. Opsss...

* Second group (eat 60% full) - 97 mice was still alive. Only 3 mice died.

* Third group (eat without restriction with protein cut half) - 50 mice still alive.

What can we learn from these results?

Firstly, eating too full is really harmful to your body. Secondly, eat 60% full if you want to live longer and healthier. Thirdly, taking too much protein is harmful to your body too. We don't need so much protein after all.

Overworking body

Imagine having a small family car. Instead of using it for short travel between home and office, you use it for long distance travel between different cities every day. Instead of using it 1 hour a day, you use it for 10 hours a day. Instead of driving at 70 km/h, you always speed up to 170 km/h, hitting engine's red line.

Can you estimate your car life span? Do you expect having various problems with your car after a short time? Driving your car at high speed for a long time is like always eating too full. You force your body to always work at its red line.

Do you know digestion is the most demanding work for your body? Think about the organs involved such as your mouth, stomach, liver, pancreas, duodenum and intestine. Think about the length of digestive tract from your mouth to intestine.
By eating too full, your body zaps up much of your energy for digestion. Otherwise, this energy may be used for other purpose such as enhancing your immune system.

Do you realize you become very tired easily after a big meal? That is the sign of your body working hard to digest all the food you take in.

If you eat an extra bowl of noodle, your pancreas has to produce extra insulin hormone to process the extra carbohydrates you take.

Your liver, stomach and intestine also have to produce extra enzymes to digest and process specific nutrients from that bowl of noodle.

Therefore the more you eat, the harder your body has to work to process it. Of course, we must eat to survive. But we don't have to eat that much!

If you drive your car slowly and handle it gently, you can use it for a long time. But if you always floor the accelerator and drive like a rally driver, you know the consequence on your car life span.

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Side effect of eating
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Your car engine burns fuel to move your car and bring you to anywhere you like to go. As a result, the engine produces exhaust smoke which is toxic. It must be dispersed out from your car.

Similarly, your body cell burns nutrient for energy to survive. In the process, it produces free radicals. Since free radical is toxic to your body, it has to be neutralized and expelled.

"Just metabolizing food especially fatty and carbohydrate-rich fare causes the body to produce free radicals, which attack cells and can promote the development of chronic conditions including heart disease, diabetes and cancer," says Ronald L. Prior, PhD.

Of course, your body can control free radicals in small quantity. But the more you eat the more free radicals your body produces. Without adequate control, these free radicals easily attack your body cells and eventually cause all sort of diseases.
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Good eating habit
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After knowing the harmful effect of eating too full, what's your choice? Do you want to live longer, just like the second group mice in the experiment? Or do you want to risk ending your life earlier, just like the first group mice? If you wish to live longer, here are some tips you can follow:

1. Always eat until 70% full. Do not exceed 80% full. You may want to stop eating when you feel slightly full.

2. Avoid having buffet style meal which makes it harder to control how much you eat. Instead, prepare the food you want to eat in a plate. After finishing it, don't add anymore food.

3. Leaving the dining table earlier may prevent you from picking some extra food to eat.

4. It is always a good idea to prepare lesser food in the first place. Some people are afraid of having not enough food for everyone. Actually, lesser food is beneficial for everyone..

In a restaurant, order in small amount first. You can always add in some extra order if necessary. But if you can get by with the original smaller order, that's great.

Remember this: You have higher chance of overeating if you serve more food on the table.

You have better chance of not overeating if you serve less food.

5. Avoid stuffing your fridge with ice cream, chocolate or other dessert. You cannot eat what you do not have.

6. When someone prepares a big plate of food for you, look at it first. Ask yourself, "Do I want to stuff it all into my stomach?"

If your answer is no, just put aside some food to another empty plate first. After finishing your food, look back at the extra food on that new plate. Say to yourself, "Phew! Luckily I didn't stuff that portion into my stomach."

7. When you get too hungry before your meal time, just take some fruit instead of heavy meal.

The tendency to overeat is very high for modern people.

Do you know most monks only eat twice a day ?

They wake up at 4am, meditate and say their prayer. Later they have their simple breakfast at 7am. Before 12pm, they have their lunch. That's all for them. They eat no more after that. No tea break. No dinner. No supper. They still look strong and energetic.

Of course, we don't have to eat like them. But it reminds us we can eat less and stay healthy. So remember to eat only 70% full if you want to stay healthy.

Thursday, January 06, 2011

China Dolls are available.

China is a great country, which export almost everything. I don't know where you live, but right in our place here, we import plenty of China Dolls. These China Dolls aren't meant for children, but they are real and lively women to serve men.

The younger one could be seen in hotels, massage parlours and nightclubs. Those who are above 35 of age are considered as old. They normally station themselves around major shopping malls. They look the same like our local Chinese, except that they are more attractive and are approachable. With their sexiness and sweet personalities, they eye on our older men of fifties and above. Many of our older folks who are retired are usually lonesome without spouse or lover, are liable to be the main target for the Dolls.

This is how they market themselves. The minute they detect and identify a prospective client, they would approach you directly speaking in Mandarin, "Hi Handsome, need me to accompany you?" The first time when i was approached, i was almost cornered by three of them. One was talking and trying to sell her service to me, while another two were offering their name cards to me at the same time. Thanks God! I was saved by little darling who chased them away. Ever since that incident, little darling would never allow me to patronize shopping malls alone. Haha!

There is a joke among men here. Any man who considers himself as not old or not an uncle yet, try walking in the mall. If non of these China Dolls approaches you, well! you are lucky because you are too young for them as customer. So sad for me! Whenever i am there, i know these Dolls are actually eyeing on me all the time. They take me as a darling uncle for them. I didn't know i look that old to them after all!!!

Do you think this is true?
..."Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" - Helen Gurley Brown quotes

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Lemon - cure cancer cells (A Must Read.....)

This is one medical article worth reading, which i like to share to all my friends, clients and readers here. I sincerely hope it's helpful and informative, because i had lost many friends due to this dreadful disease, cancer.

Institute of Health Sciences, 819 N. L.L.C. Charles Street Baltimore, MD 1201.
This is the latest in medicine, effective for cancer!

Benefits of lemon.
is a miraculous product to kill cancer cells. It is 10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy. Why do we not know about that? Because there are laboratories interested in making a synthetic version that will bring them huge profits. You can now help a friend in need by letting him know that lemon juice is beneficial in preventing the disease. Its taste is pleasant and it does not produce the horrific effects of chemotherapy. If you can, plant a lemon tree in your garden or patio. How many people die while this is a closely guarded secret so as not to jeopardize the beneficial multimilionnaires large corporations? As you know, the lemon tree is down, does not occupy much space and is known for its varieties of lemons and limes. You can eat the fruit in different ways: you can eat the pulp, juice press, prepare drinks, sorbets, pastries, ... He is credited with many virtues, but the most interesting is the effect it produces on cysts and tumors. This plant is a proven remedy against cancers of all types. Some say it is very useful in all variants of cancer. It is considered also as an anti microbial spectrum against bacterial infections and fungi, effective against internal parasites and worms, it regulates blood pressure is too high and antidepressant, combat stress and nervous disorders.

The source of this information is fascinating: it comes from one of the largest drug manufacturers in the world, says that after more than 20 laboratory tests since 1970, the extracts revealed that: It destroys the malignant cells in 12 cancers, including colon, breast, prostate, lung and pancreas ...The compounds of this tree act showed 10,000 times better than the product Adriamycin, a drug normally used chimiothrapeutte in the world, slowing the growth of cancer cells. And what is even more astonishing: this type of therapy with lemon extract not only destroys malignant cancer cells and does not affect healthy cells.

Buddha quotes - “To keep the body in good health is a duty...otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.”

Tuesday, January 04, 2011


"Never think twice about doing something nice for someone." This was one powerful message i received on the 1st day of 2011. It's simple to digest and to understand, and if one were to apply it whole heartily, magic would appear in front of you.

For instance.... you see an accident while on the road, and you never hesitate to stop and provide assistance to the injured. This is empathy. You see a homeless child with a single mother. With what you have, you offer all the financial support to the pitiful mum & child. This is charity of the heart. A friend has lost his job and has no money to feed his family. Without him asking, you give the needed cash to them. This is caring of the heart. A young rookie is failing on his career. Before he decides to quit, you inspire and motivate him to stay. Your willingness to share shows you are not selfish. A widow has lost his husband & son, and has no desire to live. With patience and understanding, you are prepared to lend a shoulder to the sorrowful widow. This is kindness. Writing on commercial and writing on blog is different. Writing commercially brings fame and money, whereas blogging is from the heart with the intention to share for no financial gains what so ever in mind. This is love.

If you are the one person who "never think twice about doing something nice for someone", i am sure you are going to be a likable and lovable individual. If you happened to be a man, all ladies would fall for you or if you are a woman, i will fall for you with all my heart. No joke!

My belief - "I must help people without people asking" plus "Never think twice about doing something nice for someone."

Monday, January 03, 2011

Enraged car owner bashes up six-year-old boy

So sad to read this news today....

A SIX-year-old boy who accidentally spat the food in his mouth from his shophouse which landed on a BMW, spent four days in hospital after the car owner became furious and bashed him, reported Harian Metro.

In the incident which occurred on Sunday, the enraged car owner barged into the boy’s house on seeing his soiled car.

The man, in his 30s, hit Solihin Ramzan repeatedly like a possessed man, says Solihin’s uncle Mohd Amir Salamatula.

Mohd Amir, 43, added that during the incident, the boy’s mother was asleep in her room in the upper level of a shophouse in Jalan Batu Belah, Jalan Ipoh, in Kuala Lumpur.

He said Solihin’s aunt, who lives nearby, saw the incident and begged the man to stop but he ignored her and continued landing punches on the boy.

“She even offered herself to be beaten instead, but it did not stop the man from beating the boy.

“Only after Solihin vomited blood did the man stop and leave the house,” Mohd Amir said.

He added that the boy was taken to Selayang Hospital where he was admitted for four days when the doctor confirmed that there was a blood clot in his head.

A report was lodged at the Jinjang police station on Dec 26.

This won't had happened if our world understood this proverb...."Love people, not things; use things, not people " — Spencer W. Kimball

Sunday, January 02, 2011


A great lady lover who once said to me...."First i like you, then it became i love you and now i want you, then later i can't leave without uuuuuu."

For her i like to share this holiday joke which might help her to be a better lover for 2011....

A Newly Wed Couple

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He yells at her,
"For ......... God's sake, its not a life sentence, OKAY!

Saturday, January 01, 2011

Happy New Year 2011.......

Did you have a countdown last night? Me.... Ooop! I don't wait for the year end to count but rather i count my blessing everynite before i sleep. Thanking God for being so kind to let me live another fresh day, and looking forward to count 'up and up' early the next morning with my little brother who is as naughty as ever.

Yes! 2010 had left us and i'm pretty sure 2011 would let us another chance to get things right! If i haven't fallen well enough with little darling, 2011 allows me to have another 'go' with her again. If i hadn't served well and efficient enough with all my clients, i promise to improve our relationship this year. If i had not spend enough time in the gym, i will make good in 2011. If i hadn't written intelligently on my blog, 2011 would turn me around with more readers to inspire me. If i hadn't given the best out of me to everyone i meet, i make sure 2011 would not happen again. Thank you 2011.

I take this opportunity to wish all my friends, relatives and most important my blog readers A Happy New Year. Yes! Cheers to a New Year and another chance to get it right.