Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Teamwork begins with man & woman first. As a man, do you understand your woman and being a woman, do you know your man. Man has one crazy thing to long for, whereas woman has ninety nine things to look forward with. Or to be direct, sex is most important to all healthy normal male. However female being sensitive, is always particular with everything. Meaning, they are concerned from A to Z, you name them and they want them.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Forgotten to remind those young people who listened to my Teamwork session, Teamwork begins at home. A home comprises a team of two or more family members. The master of the house has to lead the family with a goal. Usually the team leader is the man who initially team up with his female partner. Both have to be cooperatively putting the right effort to love and be loved for each other.
Similarly they need to have the right attitude to keep the love relationship alive. Both of them have to be honest, patience, hardworking, have humility, sense of humour, determination, responsible, listener, pride, empathy, belief, enthusiasm, dedicated and faithful. Without these attributes the relationship would not last long.
Good teamwork of both partners would naturally bring more offsprings to the family. A contended female partner or you call her as wife or mother, helps to raise the children willingly without condition. At the same time, the satisfied and happy team leader or you call him as husband or father, makes a better Star Performer for the company he works. They have all a common goal, to live happily for the rest of their lives together.
If you want to do well successfully on your job or career, make sure your teamwork at home is in order. Otherwise you would not have the peace of mind to contribute to your company. A happy person always has the right attitude for others.
Be dedicated - "The winning team has a dedication. It will have a core of veteran players who set the standards. They will not accept defeat" - Marling Olsen.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Last night i was invited as a speaker by the Khalifah Group comprising all bumis who are young and dynamic. They were full of eagerness to learn from this naughty man here. They gave me value and hope, which was translated into another form of energy....drive and enthusiasm.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
The rest of your life Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more..
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
How i wish i could sleep like this baby! Baby is pure, innocent, sinless, cute and likable. All of us started with these beauties of life but time and environment changed us to be different. We could have grown to be more knowledgeable, but our mind have lost the impurity and the adorable attraction. The impulsiveness, rebellious, arrogance, anger, etc in our behaviour make us stressful and tense. We could be very tired, we would never be able to sleep like a carefree baby for sure.
Anyway i am lucky coz this morning, little darling whispered to my ear..."Beautiful Sunday my love. Its indeed feeling so wonderful that my babe is still snoozing there with his warm pillow. I loveeeee youuu!!!" Hey! I am still a baby to someone you know. I hope my picture can make you laugh and smile for the day.
A meaningful rhyme....
Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child that is born on the Sabbath day Is blithe and bonny, good and gay.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Haha, if marriage is so perfect then no one will divorce & they won't need a p.time lover out there loh...........dun tink anyone can do tis loh! Saying is always easier than done, no one is totally contended with their spouse! Cos..........human beings r greedy & horny! Haha! ( Message from my good friend, KH Ong)
Note: If you can't see the words above, click on the picture to blow it larger and you would laugh louder.
Do you think this is true? ....."It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time." - Honore De Balzac.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Today is my good friend, Simon's birthday. I took the opportunity to send him this text message, "Specially to Simon...Smile, its the key that fits the lock of every body's heart. Keep smiling coz today is your birthday. Happy Birthday and have fun".
Thursday, June 18, 2009
This is amazing………
If this doesn't touch you and move you, I don't know what will. The power of the human spirit is shown at its mightiest by this one little girl. I salute her. Qian Hong Yan lost her legs in an accident. Her family in China are poor and couldn't afford prosthetic legs, so she uses a basketball to help her move. Qian uses two wooden props to drag herself, and never complain, even though she has worn out six basketballs. She attends her class. She always smiles. Always cheerful. Be gratefull with what you have. Extraordinary
The smiling crippled girl. Qian Hong Yan lost her legs in an accident.
Her family in China are poor and couldn't afford prosthetic legs, so she uses a basketball to help her move. Qian uses two wooden props to drag herself, and never complains, even though she has worn through six basketballs.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Gentleman out there! Do you prefer an intelligent or a smart lady? I admire the intelligent one and love the one who is smart. Intelligent lady is usually outspoken, ambitious, independence, egoistic, demanding, dictating, aggressive and not entertaining. They tend to be more of taker than giver of lives. Their brains lead them to success and personal recognition.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
1. What were the five words ?
Sunday, June 14, 2009
I was once asked by some male friends why most women like me so much. My replied was, i am a gentleman to all females i meet, be they old or young. A gentleman is one who is gentle, well manner and considerate with high standards of proper behaviour, especially towards woman.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
I was asked, "You sell life insurance?" My proper answer is; I sell hopes, promises, education, value, respect, dignity and a good piece of mind!" I reach out to others to preach the religion of life insurance.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Little darling asked, "Sweetheart what happen if i no longer in this world? Would you still be happy?"
This was my reply. As long as i had been loved by her, i will always be happy. After all happiness is only a feeling of the mind. Even if she isn't around for any reason, i could still be happy by thinking of the past memories, the time we were together, making love, walking along the park, travelling to places of interest, the laughter we had and the sharing of our bonding. Of course with her around now, i can be more happier by seeing, listening, smelling, tasting and touching her. As I said earlier, happiness is only a feeling and that applies to sadness as well. If she isn't around, i choose to feel happy by thinking the past. After all without the past, there is no presence and without the presence there is no future either.
Monday, June 08, 2009
Wow!!! Yes!!! That's a 95 years old grandma. Looking at her, you might say anything you like. My goodness! My God! She is mad & crazy! I can't believe it! Senseless! Bitchy! Or whatever!
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Westerners: Talk to the point. Asians: Talk around the circle, especially if opinions are different
Westerners: individualism, think of himself or herself. Asians: enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business.
Westerners: on time. Asians: in time.
Westerners: Contact to related person only. Asians: Contact everyone everywhere, business very successful.
Westerners: Show that I am angry. Asians: I am angry, but still smiling... (Beware!)
Westerners: Queuing in an orderly manner. Asians: Queuing?! What's that?
Westerners: Enjoy weekend relaxing peacefully. Asians: Enjoy weekend in crowded places, like going to the mall.
Westerners: Only gather with their own group. Asians: All focus on the one activity that is hosted by the CEO.
Westerners: Talk softly and gently in the restaurant. Asians: Talk and laugh loudly like they own the restaurant.
Westerners: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery. Asians: Taking picture is the most important; scenery is just for the background.
Westerners: Take any steps to solve the problems. Asians: Try to avoid conflicts, and if can, don't leave any trail.
Westerners: Good meal for once a day is sufficed. Asians: At least 3 good meals a day.
Westerners: Before drove cars, now cycling for environmental protection. Asians: Before no money and rode a bike, now got money and drive a car
Westerners: When old, there is snoopy for companionship. Asians: When old, guarantee will not be lonely, as long as willing to babysit grand kids.
Westerners: The logic is: rain is pain. Asians: More rain, more prosperity
Westerners: The boss is part of the team. Asians: The boss is a fierce god.
Westerners: Eat healthy Asian cuisine. Asians: Eat expensive Western cuisine.
Westerners: The kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living. Asians: Slog whole life for the kids, the centre of your life.
Saturday, June 06, 2009
The answer is: HABIT! If you break the H, you still have A BIT. If you break the A, you still have BIT. If you break the B, you still have IT! Hey, after you break the T in IT, there is still the 'I'.
Friday, June 05, 2009
One rookie agent recently asked, "Mr Foo how do you qualify the Million Dollars Round Table for the past 27 years?" My replied was LOVE. I remembered 22 years ago, after qualifying the MDRT for five years selling as an agent, our CEO Mr Allen Ho gave me a remark. He said "You can't be selling just as an agent because it would be tougher as you go further in this selling career". Those days MDRT was unknown and being the lone agent who sold without inspiration and motivation, my boss encouraged me to look seriously at recruiting and training rather than focusing on sales and building clienteles. I did not take his advices but kept selling until today.
Later when i became a full qualified life member of MDRT by consecutively qualifying for six years, i stunned and surprised him. He could not believe selling life insurance successfully and permanently as an agent was possible. Moreover no agent in the industry those days had done it yet. Over a dinner, my boss had to congratulate me, when he had to take his remark and words back. Today in our company we had more than four hundred qualifying members and two are life members of this prestigious organisation.
I am glad to have entered my 28 years in associating with the MDRT which had taught me so much of life. I might not be as intelligence and smarter than most hardworking colleagues in our industry but i can proudly claim i do have a lot of love to offer and share. Yes! My success is due mainly on one simple and touching word "LOVE". Because Love has magic!
I like Johann Wolfgang von Goethe's powerful phrase - "Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do".
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Do you know, to win over a woman you have to touch her heart first but not man because our mind is more sensitive! Most women like to be treated sincerely, kindly, lovingly, faithfully, romantically, warmly and respectfully. If you have all these qualities, they will melt lady's heart for sure. And if you are a male, those girls would fall for you and if you are a female, you become their best friend easily.
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Jacob looks a sad man. Over a lunch today, he sounded, "Every successful man, there is always a woman behind. Not a wife remember this!" He was very much disturbed because lately he had a bad time with his wife who is married to him for more than twenty over years.
Monday, June 01, 2009
As i was exercising in the gym today, there came a few youngsters who were also pumping iron together with us. They look like student who were on holiday and i was glad to see such young guys interested in building their physical. From far i was admiring their muscle and strength, when they were actively playing with the weight. However as i was getting closer to them, i saw them having cigarette packets over their sport gears. I was caught by surprise! In our country, all cigarette brands have to imprint on the packet with the gory images with these few words written: "Warning Cigarette Causes Cancer". The words speak everything and yet our young generation isn't bother with the after effect of smoking in the long run.