Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully.
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,....I've already got a fuckin' cat!!!
9 comments:
Sir,
Many Christians today consider Sunday a holy day and a day of rest and church-attendance.
There are words that the Bible says we should not say, or at least not say without very good reason and in the right attitude such as crude words or words referring to vulgar bodily acts (shit, ass, fuck) or insulting/cursing words (damn, hell, bitch, bastard).
It is still a joke if you are careful in your writing such as,
A puzzle Teacher: How did you get seven?
Johnny: Because,....I've already got a cat!
What the Bible says about Insulting Language And Dirty Jokes
if you have love, practice it with loving words
Dear Anonymous,
What you said is correct, but only God fearing people respects it. If someone is an Atheist, they couldnt care less! What is important to them is themselves only because they are their masters. Anything goes and they are good if they (using whatever grey matter they were given) think it good! Love? Dont know their type of love is the same as God loving people's love!!
Anna
Hi the above,
Will take note of your suggestions,
However when I'm given so much of restrictions, like can't write this or that, cannot joke, cannot apply dirty words and cannot write women or men... I think I better not blog any more.
The only three things, I will not write are... races, religions and politics. Because these are sensitive issues I won't touch.
I'm sharing this blog merely to make my readers and friends to laugh everyday. If I had truly offended you guys, tell me straight on my face.. I will immediately delete this blog and will not write any more. Okay?
To think and write everyday is already difficult, and yet have complaints and rejections... is really demotivating for me.
Robert dear,
The truth always hurt. Obviously does a lie ever feel good?
The fact is that the truth wounds the pride whereas the lies feed pride.
The truths may hurt at first, but it's like taking medicine; it may taste nasty at first but it's good for you darling in the end.
Have you not heard about the joke regarding the bad person who dies and is greeted by Saint Peter? Peter tells the man he must choose between three hells.
The first hell is very hot and he sees a lot of people burning in fire. The next hell is freezing cold and he sees people shivering and clamoring. In the third hell, he sees people standing in shit up to their waist but they look quite happy. They are drinking a cup of coffee and are chatting with each other. So the bad person says to Peter, "I choose the third hell with all the people standing in shit up to their waist."
So Peter admits the bad person to the third hell. He gets a cup of coffee and feels quite comfortable. Suddenly he hears a beep from a loud speaker that says, "Attention. Attention. Coffee break is over. It's time to stand on your head now."
Sir,
Are you imploring the strategies of self pity and threat?
These strategies always backfire.
You have the right to lie, but the fact is it is a lie. And it’s very masochistic. It’s very self defeating.
If a person is feeling self-pity, they’re always feeling guilt. And if they’re feeling guilt, they’re always feeling self-pity. It’s very simple, very clear, very convincing. And both of these attitudes are expressed by a whining tone of voice. Meaning is in tone of voice, just as much as it is in words.
Helplessness that goes with the self-pity also goes with the guilt. So when you are full of self-pity, you are focusing on what you can’t do, not on what you can do.
Have you discover that you had a superiority complex hiding an inferiority complex?
Dear Robert,
Please dont give up dear. It's only tests in our journey of life! I believe you know these words ' the true taste of tea can be enjoyed Only when it is in hot water'. At end of day, it's nobody's choice but yours to make. Its your blog, yours to write whatever suits you fine! I m sure some of your readers will be happy and so will you.
Life is about making choices, the best choice that one can make. Keep it up Robert, after all you are only 34..??
Anna
Hi Anna,
Your comment really helps. I'm indeed inspired by your reasoning. Thank you so much with your sincere support.
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