Today's thought.

Women are basically greedy. They want all things from one man.

While men are so simple. They want only one thing from all women.

I forwarded this thought to some friends who had a good laugh over it. Capt Azhar wrote to me with this statement..."Except for Elizabeth Taylor. She wanted all things from 7 men ( or rather 6, since she married Richard Burton twice). Not too greedy eh....". I believe he agreed with this simple thought of the day.

Zarina called little darling after reading my thought, did your young man took care of you financially from top to bottom. Little darling was understanding, she replied, he gave me his rich heart. Zarina has good taste of life, with much expectation from man, she still hasn't found her ideal rich man yet.

You think women are right or men are wrong, you have to decide yourself because life has so much to learn and to understand! I am still learning myself.

Hot and Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient:
'You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."

'Not a bad performance at all for dis old man' the doctor thought. When the doctor examined his elderly wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine.. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem.. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'

"Oh, that crazy old bastard'' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second time is in August!!!'

P.S: i wonder how many readers could understand the meaning and the joke. If you don't understand and the joke, perhaps you really don't appreciate life at all. Or if you catch the words but couldn't laugh at all, most likely you are a very serious person and has little humour. However if you like my story and are giggling to yourself now, i am sure you must be a fun person that all friends love. Check me if i am wrong!

Please be reminded - “Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything” - Billy Graham quotes

I am always young in heart.

A lady friend said, my dad is almost like your age but he is like a big baby who has to be pampered all the time in the house. He has retired from his business when he turned 50, doing nothing for the past 15 years, except eating and sleeping. Mum could not be late to feed him all his meals at home, otherwise she would get scolding from him. He gets hungry fast, and a hungry man is always a hot temper man. Though he sleeps early in the nite, around 8 or so, he still needs another two naps at 11 in the morning and afternoon again. He spends the whole morning reading all his newspapers, from the front to the last page, every column and lines. Occasionally he and mum would go out to practise tai chi with all their retired friends, chatting grand mother stories most of the time. Dad and mum would wait for their children to come by to take them out. They have no income and they survive from the allowances given by the children. Though they are healthy, the daughter is wondering why dad has no determination and courage to earn an income for himself.

She is seeking my advices because she could see the great differences in me and her father. My time is so occupied from morning right up till midnite. My mind thinks so rapid that even younger people could not catch my thought. I move fast because i have endless appointments everyday. I could drive, talk on phone and even write while driving. My creative mind keeps pouring ideas every minute of the day. Once i am awake in the morning, i don't take any more nap, till midnite when i finish blogging for the world to read. Tai chi is meant for the senior citizens, whereas i fancy the gym to wrestle my muscles and strength with the younger club members. I read the news online, instead of the papers. I don't wait for my children to take me out, but i visit them occasionally because they are thousand miles away from me. Thanks God! I don't need my children allowance but rather i make sure all my clients be happy paying my services rendered.

What makes me to be different from her dad is.. I avoid mixing with elderly folks who have no drive to survive, I always like to befriend younger people who are intelligence and aggressive, I make sure to exercise as much as possible and i like falling in love again. My little darling calls me babe too.

For this dear lady - “If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.” - Barbara De Angelis

WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ONLINE...

Hey there! Why are you here. Today is a Sunday and you should be out there in the open, smelling the taste of life, seeing others passing through, please go for a movie, take your family out and have some fun or is a good time to make love when nobody is in the house at the moment. Our world isn't just the computer alone, when most people are addicted to the Internet. Look at the picture posted, that guy who spent all his time online while eating all those junk foods was admitted for a severe heart attack. He happened to be my client who didn't take my advice. And i don't want you who is reading my blog to fall into the same trap. Ok?

Look at this - “Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.” - Ashley Smith quotes

Woman is always smarter than man.

A man said to his wife one day,
'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

And I can still be on top of you on bed...

G. K. Chesterton:
"A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition."

Speakah de English.

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this anymore,
'You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.
'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.
'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi.

Note: In lives misinterpretation happens everyday. Be sure what you hear and think. Otherwise you turn to be a fool for others to see.

Rich & Humble.

Is easy to live simple and humble when one is poor, not when you are rich and successful. One of my closed lady associate got a taste of success, when she recently achieved the highest award in her selling career. The company threw an expensive oversea holiday for all the achievers in recognising their success. On this holiday, she experienced many unexpected happenings. The true self and character of these so called high achievers was revived during the few days of togetherness.

She thought her colleagues were simple and humble. To her surprise, they were not but rather the opposite of what she expected. They are calculative, arrogance, boastful, selfish, unforgiving, hot temper, brand conscious and demanding. They could be buying the best for themselves but the least they bother to tip for good services given. One word for them.. Selfish!

I advised and reminded this lady who is currently climbing her ladder of success, not to forget her original roots. When you were poorer, you were simple and humble but when you are successful and richer now, you should be more humble and kinder in character. The fact is, money could change a person character and behaviour but if you could retain to be more simplier in yourself, you become the true star to everyone. I could only offer you my suggestions, but is up to you to manage and control your esteem and emotion, especially when success and richness are in your hand.

Food for thought - "The richer, more powerful, the bigger you grow, the more knowledgeable you are, the more humble you should be."