Woman is always smarter than man.

A man said to his wife one day,
'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

And I can still be on top of you on bed...

G. K. Chesterton:
"A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition."