Gardening with Grandma ............................

A good Sunday chuckle....

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams.

These are modern times.

You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother That she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie.

If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

Happy Gardening.

Don't mess with a Senior Citizen

Signature reveals your personality....

Few days ago was Deepavali when I visited Balan who insisted that I must turned up with my little darling. The last we met him with his family was last year for the same celebration. They had prepared food and drinks for us. Upon reaching his house, we saw a Mercedes parked right in front of the courtyard. Wow! Balan has changed his car. Upon seeing him face to face, shaking his hand, I could see the grow in his eyes.  His eyes was sparkling with love and he spoke so confidently with happiness. Tell me friend! What is happening to you.

While eating those delicious food and drinking the hot tea specially prepared by his dear wife, Balan related this story to us. 

Last year when we came, I talked about Graphology, a study and analysis on handwriting and signature. This is one interest I had picked up 30 years ago. During the discussion Balan and his family got attracted to this subject, and the entire family of four wrote and signed their names on paper for me to access and analyze. They were amazed I could tell them their strength and weaknesses. Correcting their weaknesses, I suggested to them to improve on their signing. Signature of oneself is important. An upward signing is always better than a downward stroke. Upward is positive and downward indicates negative. Is like when you feel great, "Hooray or Yahoo" is an upward movement, while an angry thought like "Shit or Damn" is always a downward movement. I highly recommended them to change their signatures by moving upward with force. Balan and the two daughters took my advices. The father being a soft lighted person gradually turned aggressive in personality and his mind is charged with positiveness. Within this year, his business grows by leap and bound. The eldest daughter had passed with flying colour in her medicine degree and the second girl is so fully confidence in taking her SPM examination at the moment. All these happened because they had changed their signature. Today they are strong believers in Graphology. 

Believe it or not - your signature reveals your inner thought. 

Have you ever wonder who loves you most?

This article was sent to me from my eldest son. Very meaningful......

Have you ever wonder who loves you most?

Let me share a story:

A professor gave his class (50% male and 50% female) two questions.

Question 1:

There is a man who loved this beautiful woman. But one day, she was

disfigured in a freak accident, will he still love her?

Question 2:

There is a woman who loved this wealthy man. But one day, he lost all

his money due to financial crisis. Will she still love him?

The answers by the class:

1. 30% Yes 40% May be 30% No

2. 20% Yes 30% May be 50% No

The professor commented that the answers suggest man is at a higher

risk of losing his love when he loses his money, compared to women

losing their love when they lose their beauty.

Then he asked, "Have you all thought about the relationship the man

and woman had in the two questions?

Did you all assume it was a romantic relationship between a man and a woman?"

"Yes....are they not?" the class replied.

The professor said, "Answer the questions again - this time, assuming

the relationship is between a father and a daughter for question 1 and

for question 2, a relationship between a mother and a son."

This time, the answers were:

1. 100% Yes

2. 100% Yes

So now you know - who love you most. :-)

PARENTAL LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL & EVERLASTING .

Perhaps now my son knows what parental love is, because he is a father of three growing children now. Son, thank you for sending such wonderful sharing.

The left and right brain....

Wan, one of my readers sent over an interesting statement, which he gathered from the funny articles in Facebook worth pondering...

The left brain and right brain.

The left brain has nothing right, while the right brain has nothing left.

Instead! To counter that statement, Dan Castellaneta quoted- "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

The young handsome men of 1983 .....

Something interesting I found...

Hi Boss,

Thirty years ago, I called you as Philip, when we were celebrating the Star Club at P. Dickson between Singapore and Malaysia then. Today with due respect, I have to address you as my boss. Congratulation for coming a long way.

By chances last night while going through the old files, I found something interesting... "Prudential Bulletin February 1983." There I saw three handsome young agents, Francis Lim, Robert Foo and Philip Seah. They really touched my soul and heart. Out of the three there, only two still remain with this Number One company, Prudential. The last agent was the greatest, because from a humble agent he rises to be the Boss in Malaysia today. I salute him with joy!

Specially I scanned these pages from the bulletin for you to admire and see to believe how time flies. Thanks God, you and me are still loyal with our faithful company, Prudential.

Warmest Regards,

Robert Foo

T2600001

Damansara Intan Branch

8th November 2012

From Little darling.....

wahhhh....my baby very handsome la....I am sure our boss would be very touched....well done love..

From Philip Seah...

Robert

I couldn't recognise myself :-)

Thanks. Will catch up when I'm next at your branch

Philip Seah

Dy Chief Executive Officer

Prudential Assurance Malaysia Berhad

Level 17 Menara Prudential. 10 Jalan Sultan Ismail

Kuala Lumpur 50250

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Loyalty needs patience, hard work, determination, persistence and plenty of passion. When the two photos of myself and Philip Seah were posted on our monthly bulletin 30 years ago, we didn't know what would be our outcome in life and destiny, but loyalty proves to be a meaningful and fruitful conclusion. I love my career as a hobby and Philip with his experiences and dynamism manage our company as the CEO two months ago. Time really flies!!!!

Man of the Millennium.....

Too good a touching story and to be shared.... Mr. Kalayanasundaram worked as a Librarian for 30 years. Every month in his 30 year experience(service), he donated his entire salary to help the needy. He worked as a server in a hotel to meet his needs. He donated even his pension amount of about ten lakh rupees to the needy. He is the first person in the world to spend the entire earnings for a social cause. In recognition to his service, the American government honoured him with the ‘Man of the Millennium’ award. He received a sum of Rs 30 crores as part of this award which he distributed entirely for the needy as usual. Moved by his passion to help others, Super Star Rajinikanth adopted him as his father. He still stays as a bachelor and dedicated his entire life for serving the society. You can read more about him here. See the attachment also. All our Politicians, Film stars, Business magnets, cricketers Press and we all Indians should be PROUD and also should be ashamed of ourselves. American Government has honored him but we Indians even don't know that such a personality exist amongst us. At least have the courtesy to pass this on and on till the whole world comes to know about this Great Good Samaritan. Hat's off Kalayanasundaram.. We Indians are extremely proud of you and proudly say "THIS HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA"

"Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."

Two old Legion guys .....

Sunday joke..... Two old Legion guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.  The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have Great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.  As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard." He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but me."