I"m still growing up.

Someone sent these information to me and i won't fully agree with all of them....

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
01.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

My view... Only if you are poor and penniless.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

My view... not when you are still strong & healthy.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

My view... Why not? My time is fully occupied and i need more, because i move every where everyday.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, "did I wake you?"

My view.. I only reach home at 9 in the evening. I still receive calls in the late nite when i write my blog.

05.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
My view... if one were to constantly exercise constantly, this would not be the problem.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
My view... learning is never ending. Perhaps till death of a person.

07.Things you buy now won't wear out.
My view... I still buy latest fashionable clothing to attract myself

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

My view... At 4pm is my tea time to chat.

09.You can live without sex but not your glasses.

My view... I can't live without sex and my glasses.

10.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

My view... I would rather listen and learn more out of it.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

My view... The younger drivers find difficulties to overtake my car.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

My view.. I would not, especially when ladies are around. I still like to capture their attention.

13.You sing along with elevator music.

My view... Why not! At least to relax and calm myself down.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

My view... Every two years i still have to change my glasses.

15.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

My view... I still have not touched one cent out of it.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weatherservice.

My view... My joints are in perfect condition. I pump in the gym and on bed heavily.

17.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

My view... All my good friends are younger than me and i can't totally trust on them yet.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

My view... my brain is expanding coz i am still learning and blogging everyday.

19.You can't remember who sent you this list.

My view... I had already thanks this guy for sending this list to me.

20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

My view... It might also be applicable to younger people as well.

My belief - "Growing old is mandatory Growing up is optional" & i pick to be growing up to avoid these 20 pointers of life. What about you?

Getting old is kind of funny - sometimes

Sunday laugh......

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?'

'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!'

'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.'

'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.'

'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'

'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.'

'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'

'Because she can still drive!'

Mated 365 times in a year.......

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~ That's more than twice a week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL

MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

I like admiring sexy and attractive women.

I like looking at beautiful and attractive ladies, especially those sexy one. Believe me, women have the natural instinct to know whether your staring at them is of good or bad intention. Good intention means admiration of their beauty and attractiveness, where else bad intention is the corrupted thoughts of the those playful men.

Women have fantastic senses over men. I think when i admire a lovely lady as a true gentleman, she could feel and see my smile is sweet and sincere. Most of the time when i throw my smiles at them, they too acknowledge my gesture with another smile from them. They need not say a word but i know is a reply of saying thank you to me. However for those hooligans or rascal males who not only look but they stare deeper into their physical bodies. Women hate these type of men because they feel their privacy is being infringed. It's like they are being seen as a naked person.

So! Is it wrong to be looking at beautiful ladies whom you do not know? No! Is not wrong at all coz all women like to be appreciated and admired of their beauty. To confirm my statement, i hope there are some female readers who might tell us a bit more. Your brave comments would help man to understand woman better. Right?

Ladies, do you know - "In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty" ~Christopher Morley.

The Difference Between http and https

MANY PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE that the main difference between http:// and https:// is It's all about keeping you secure** HTTP stands for Hyper Text Transport Protocol,

The S (big surprise) stands for "Secure". If you visit a web site or web page, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http:// . This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecured' language. In other words, it is possiblefor someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http website!
But if the web address begins with https:// , that basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on.

You understand why this is so important, right?

If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card
information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://.

If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number.

PASS IT ON (You may save someone a lot of grief).

U think Tiger Woods was telling the truth?

Let's read what The Tiger has to say......

What Tiger Woods Wanted to Really Say at His Press Conference

Let me just say to all my fans that I feel sorry for everyone who criticized me for my extra-marital affairs. You must live a miserable existence if you have nothing better to do than read about my personal life in the tabloids. But I suppose I should provide an explanation about my behaviour so that you will continue to buy the products I endorse.

So here goes. I am an average looking man of mixed racial descent. Like most men, I had trouble getting pussy before I became a famous multimillionaire. I did okay at Stanford because I was on the golf team, but the women there graded out with a D because they were leftovers that players on the football team didn't want. Before that, I got nothing because I have a bland personality and big lips.

Then, I win a few golf tournaments and women are lining up at my door. Of course, I took advantage of my opportunities. These were women who wouldn't give me the time of day if I sold insurance or worked on a used car lot. They wanted me so they could brag to their friends about having sex with a celebrity, while holding the belief that one day they would live a life of luxury as the wife of Tiger Woods. When that didn't happen, they seized on an opportunity to sell their story to the tabloids, all the while looking the part of a woman scorned.

Now I want to discuss my wife. When I met Elin, she was just like the others, except she played the hard-to-get strategy that women often use to corral men. It worked. She had all the qualities I wanted in a woman: pretty face, nice tits, nice ass, and an inviting personality. We dated for a while, had wild sex, and we genuinely enjoyed others company. When I asked her to marry me, she accepted. Why wouldn't she? Only an idiot would say no to a lavish lifestyle that most people only dream about.

Our marriage was okay. We have two wonderful children and Elin is a good mother. But since she had those kids, she's become a bitch, and doesn't want to have sex very often. And, she won't accompany me on road trips, except to the major championships. Unfortunately, my job requires that I travel to a different city every week where women nod approvingly at me where ever I go. Do you see the problem here?

To all the men out there: What would you have done in my shoes? Would you have said no to all the woman who lined up to meet you, especially after listening to your wife bitch at you over the telephone for not spending enough time at home with her and the kids? And to all the women: How many of you would have turned down an opportunity to spend a night with me, knowing that you could sell your story to a tabloid for 500K?

I feel bad about the potential damage my actions might cause my kids. As for Elin, I can think of at least 300 million reasons why she will be okay if we divorce and she is forced to survive on her own. And don't forget that vast support network she will have after appearing on Oprah and The View.

As for me, I have paid dearly for my transgressions. I have lost millions and might lose custody of my children. Almost everyone who sees me takes great pleasure seeing me in pain.

The letters "Saint" or "St." do not precede my name. You're telling me it's O.K.. to screw everything in sight and be president like Bill Clinton did, but you can't be a pro-golfer???

Did I become famous for being a model married man, or was it because I'm the best damn golfer in the world???

Now here I stand, while you sit there anxiously waiting to hear my heartfelt apology, when all I really want to tell you is..... F*%#@#ff!

Moral of the story: We can't blame the man alone, the woman should have known better that Temptation is unavoidable. Facts of life is "For every successsful man, there ought to have a woman besides all the time."

Get me an eligible bachelor.

I was reading those Chinese New Year greeting cards which my friends had sent. Instead of sending another card to them, this year i replied all my friends with text messages specially written.

Of the many sms sent out, this particular one strikes me most and was to a lady friend. I wrote, "Hi! My dear received your beautiful CNY card. While reading your words, i could see your handwriting & signature, you are a friendly & an approachable person. For more reading and assessment, you have to buy me lunch. Haha!!!"

Shortly she replied, "Hi Robert! Buy you lunch can. I certainly want to know more. So do you have any eligible bachelor for me?"

I was surprised with her last question. This lady friend is in her late forties, having a good secretary job and have been with a boyfriend for almost 18 years. She didn't sound happy to me. Quickly i sent another sms to test her reaction. I said, "There is no such eligible bachelor on Planet Earth. All men are equally naughty, including me too my dear."

Sure enough! She wasn't happy, "In that case i better apply a job on board the Norwegian Cruise. At least can meet eligible bachelor."

With her last message, i could sense she has broken her relationship with her long time partner. I feel so sad for her. A beautiful girl with a good job and yet find it so difficult to fall for a right eligible man. So! My yesterday posting was right after all. I said, "A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."