Saturday, January 29, 2011

Mated 365 times in a year.......

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~ That's more than twice a week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'


The Human Potential said...

i wish i mated 365 times a year -sigh-

Robert Foo said...


Show me your face and i could see whether u can mate 365 times a year. The face of any person can reveal the sex drive in them.

Mags Baylan said...

ha ha ha tears in my eyes laughing at this!!

Robert Foo said...

Hi Mags,

Happiness is to make another person laugh. I'm glad you had those tears.