Now I know all of you have heard of the Tooth Fairy, & of course The Fairy Godmother, but have you heard of the Bitch Fairy? Check Her Out.

Advice - "Don't mess with women!"

Nobody taught us love in selling.

In my forty years of selling, the last twenty seven years was in insurance, no business thought the sales people the four simple letter LOVE. In selling, especially life insurance, the industry motivates the agents to be ambitious. They taught us to be goal orientated, they built team spirit, they made us focus on our work and they inspired us with cash. The goals and dreams made us work, from team playing we worked even harder by challenges, our focus on one career tends to forget the other part of lives and too much cash injected greed and pride on our glamour.

How I wish there are classes that show us the way to be patience, kind, sincere, not boastful nor proud, not rude and self seeking, not easily angered, no finger pointing of each other wrongs, have more tolerance to give willingly and unconditionally, have perseverance and be simple. One word for all these is LOVE.

If only all the life insurance agents in the world have the true love in heart, plus the motivation given by the industry, this world will be a beautiful place to live. Selling life insurance is selling love and care.

Specially to my fellow colleagues in the life insurance business - "Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around" - Leo Buscaglia. These are little gestures which are very practical in our selling. Please try!

Pussy Pussy where are you?

Two years ago June was only a friend to Calwin. They had great time together sharing all topics of interest. Whenever Calwin made a mistake, June would not take it seriously in heart then. One year later, they became best friends with more understanding and giving. They could criticize and comment without the fear of offending each other. They went further to go out alone to movies and shopping. They became closer, held hands and started to hug and kiss whenever the feeling came. Six months later, they became lovers when Calwin confessed to June.

Both this couple is in their mid twenties, whom I consider as young lovers. Out of the blue, Calwin asked and to seek my advices, "Love is nice and beautiful. I have not experienced it before, until I met June. When I was only a friend, and later as best friend to her, I could criticize and made complains against her. Though she might be angry at that time, she would never throw anger and frustration over me. Not now when she is my lover. I have to be cautious, patience and careful with my action and words with her now. When she was upset, she could scold me but I can't retaliate on her. Otherwise she would not talk to me for days. When I called her, she might not have the time for me but when she called me, I had to make sure I am all for her. When I talked she might not listen whole heartily, but when she spoke all ears had to be on her. Is this the result of love?"

I feel sorrowful for this innocent Calwin who is a bit confused with love. Love has pleasure but it comes along with pain as well. As long as the man had not disturbed the pussy inside her, she would always remain as good friend who won't throw anger and frustration over the man. Pussy pussy where are you? To Calwin...if you want the pussy, you have to tolerate her as a lover now.

Food for the heart - "It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all" - Alfred Lord Tennyson.

Sickness won't kill but fear yes!

In my twenty seven years of selling life insurance, I had seen more deaths in the hospitals than most non medical people. The common sicknesses that kill are heart diseases and cancers. Or shall I put it, not these illnesses that actually killed my friends but rather not having the money to pay for the medical expenses was the main cause of death.

Yes! Such critical illnesses could be bad, but if one has the will power to stay and live, the chances of recovering could be good too. However if one hasn't the mean to pay for a heavy medical fee, the fear and anxiety could worsen the situation. It would be shameful to request others to pay for your medical needs or depending the children and friends to help could also affect the pride and ego of the oneself who is sick. Just imagine, having no money and sick, one has to overcome with two problems. Whereas the one who has the financial means, just has to take care of his illness. With positiveness and confidence, most diseases could be overruled given time. The one who has no money, dies possibly out of fear and not because of being sick.

Even this morning, I received an urgent call from a client who informed me that one of his staff had a very nasty accident in his own bathroom. He had a bad fall, broke his head and had a concussion. Currently he is in the hospital, awaiting for a major operation to save him. Prior to the surgery, the patient family has to get ready a sum of 100 thousand ringgits for the operation. The patient has no saving, no personal insurance, except the employer has effected for him a small simple medical cover. Under such emergency and circumstances, the most important person they could think of was a life insurance agent. I stand tall to see them because I would be able to pay most of the medical charges for him.

I can't say much more except - "Buy insurance when you don't need it because when you need it, you can't buy".

Color makes the different, even on bed!

Are you a colorful person? I mean the way you dress up! If you like wearing red, most likely you are bold and brave. Red is vitality and energy, symbolizes the heart and blood. Whereas black is the color of objects that do not emit or reflect light in any part of the visible spectrum, they absorb all such frequencies of light. Those who like wearing black want attention and are usually attractive. Yellow is a mixture of red and green, is sensitive, representing energy, vigor and enthusiasm. However yellow also has negative connotation, indicating cowardice. Those who prefer to wear yellow is faithful and kind hearted. Blue is a gender marker associated with loyalty and loving. I trust person who wears blue. White symbolizes innocence and virtue, depicting neutral.

My favorite color are yellow and blue. Blue is my shirt and yellow is casual wear or T-shirt. Little darling knows I am a faithful lover and I am a loyal and trusted friend. These are my outside colors, blue and yellow but my undergarments are fanciful in range. When I sleep alone I wear lighter colour but with little darling I go for sensational red and daring black for attraction. Tell you...'red and black' could create wanders and fantasies on bed. Try and you would believe.

I share this with you - "Oh, my luve 's like a red, red rose, That 's newly sprung in June; Oh, my luve 's like the melodie That 's sweetly played in tune". — Robert Burns (1759-1796)

Honesty & Integrity

Something I read which I can't resist not to share...

A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.

Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. He said, 'It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you. 'The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. 'I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO.'

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.

Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew. Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow. A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful --in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives. Jim just tried to hide in the back. 'My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown,' said the CEO. 'Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!'

All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, 'The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!'

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story. The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, 'Behold your next Chief Executive Officer! His name is Jim!' Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. 'How could he be the new CEO?' the others said.

Then the CEO said, 'One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.

All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!'

* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective
* If you plant hard work, you will reap success
* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation
* If you plant faith in GOD, you will reap a harvest

So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.
'Whatever You Give To Life, Life Gives You Back'

I am married but I am still a virgin.

A closed lady agent was approached by one of her female client who needed a hymenotomy correction. Many might have not heard of this medical term. A hymenotomy is a minor medical procedure involving the surgical removal or opening of the hymen. It is done to treat imperforate hymen or other situations where the hymen is unusually thick or rigid. In the case of a person who has a hymen which has no opening, an opening may be created in order to facilitate menstruation. In situations where the opening is small, the individual may elect for hymenotomy to allow for sexual penetration of their vagina. It also can cause pain to insert tampons and such, for instance the tampon will get stuck in the vagina and may take a while to remove.

The woman is married for two years and no sex was done because her hymen is thick. Sexual intercourse was not possible as penetration was painful and difficult. Both husband and wife must be suffering in pain. Their family doctor recommended her to remove her heavy hymen by a surgical correction. She is wondering whether our medical benefits could cater the operation charges!

Wow!! I am in the life insurance business for almost thirty years, this is my first time experiencing such a fantastic medical question. I am sure, our medical insurance covers such needs as no maternity or child birth is involved in the removal of hymen. However before considering any serious hymenotomy, I advised the agent to talk over with her client first. I think surgical is not needed. Perhaps the husband has to be strong and brave to break her hymen physically by himself through a wet juicy penetration with a forceful thrust onto the vagina. The virginity has yet to be broken by the loved one. Sometimes it takes a long time for some couples to learn the art of love & sex.

A virgin thought - "She had already allowed her delectable lover to pluck that flower which, so different from the rose to which it is nevertheless sometimes compared, has not the same faculty of being reborn each spring." - Marquis De Sade