Young in heart & physical.

Something i learned from another wisdom friend today. He said there are three types of man as they grow a bit older in life. Read on to find out.

Most men would age with an old thought and a weakly heart. When they reach this stage of life, they lack personal drive, slow in action and defenceless. Most of the time, they might gang up with the same group, talking grand mother stories and have no new friends around. Gradually one after another they disappear from this world, leaving few to talk to themselves alone. Warning; to mix with them, you have to be tactful, patience and caring.

The second type is different. They claim to have a young heart, when they feel young and active. They dress with colour, speak boldly, mix freely and like to interact with younger people. Though they look cheerful to most outsiders, they are the most frustrated type of man in thinking. Because they have a young heart but an old body with an unusable little brother downwards. Heart has all the urge and desire to fall in love with women, but not capable to perform his manhood physically. This is the worst feeling and emotion for all men. Warning here; don't talk sex with them.

The third range is the rare species. Their heart is young as ever, words are sweet and full of enthusiasm in living. At the same time, the little brother is equally naughty, and full of vitality and strength. Usually when little brother has the power, the upper mind is always intelligence, smart and witty. They look younger than their actual biological age, simply because they have a happy heart full of love.

In order to be in the third range group, one has to live a balanced life in his early years. Be contented to oneself, be kind, be truthful, be sincere and be fair to the world he lives in. I am glad and lucky to be blessed to fall into this range at this stage of my life. My heart and little brother are both equally young in nature. Don't believe, see me in person please.

Food for thought - "The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity" ~ Mark Twain

Secret KL Survey 2010

Secret KL Survey 2010 is extracted from our local magazine, Time Out Kuala Lumpur.

Some of the interesting facts gathered from 41% male respondents and 59% is female online survey done. Please read on for some fun knowledge.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Most of them lost it between the ages of 17 and 19 while those of them who lost it in their twenties mainly took the plunge in the 21 - 23 age range.

Hey! Not bad for me, i broke mine when i was 16, and that was 47 years ago. Perhaps mine was the record.

How often do you have sex?
On average, a lot are getting it on a regular basis: 2 - 3 times a week.

That's not good 'man'! I had slowed down a lot but today i am still at 2 - 3 time a week. What happened to you KL-ities.

How often would you like to have sex?
This is where it gets interesting. The unanimous answer is Daily. Some of them even have the stamina to have it more often. They all have sex on the brains, which doesn't surprise us.

Wow! Me too! I think of sex almost everyday. No sex, no fun in life.

How many lovers have you had?

A vast majority of you have had partners that number in the single digits ranging from 5 to 9. A smattering of KL-ities have partners in the double digits range from 20 - 30 with a handful reaching the triple digits.

My view - Mistakes are our teachers, Including love mistakes. More lovers one had, he/ her makes a better lover later.

Monogamy is...
38% of them said it's a fact of life and similarly 39% agree that it enhances our lives. On the hand, 14% reiterate that it's a relic of a bygone era and 9% practise it on a Sunday only. Monogamy, on the whole, seems quite popular.

Sorry not me. I love Little darling and will not involve in Monogamy. Can't afford to hurt her because she has a glass heart only.

How soon after meeting someone is it acceptable to have sex?
A vast 49% said it's all right after three dates with 28% willing to escalate to the bedroom after the first day. Only 9% will take the plunge in the first five minutes and a conservative 14% will only consider it after marriage.

Fantastic! Five minutes to plunge into sex when i could not even close my sales selling life insurance in five minutes. These youngsters make good salesperson later in life i guess.

Well readers! There are more interesting questions asked and if you intend to read all of them, please buy this magazine lah.

Are u a hot-temper person?

A hot-tempered man stirs up dissension, but a patient man calms a quarrel.

A hot-tempered man stirs up strife, but he who is slow to anger quiets contention.

Do you know the definition of anger? Anger is an emotion. The physical effects of anger include increased heart rate, blood pressure, and levels of adrenaline and noradrenaline. [1]Some view anger as part of the fight or flight brain response to the perceived threat of harm.[2] Anger becomes the predominant feeling behaviorally, cognitively, and physiologically when a person makes the conscious choice to take action to immediately stop the threatening behavior of another outside force.[3] The English term originally comes from the term anger of Old Norse language.[4] Anger can have many physical and mental consequences.

In life, we can get angry quite easily, especially the hot-tempered one. BUT the funny part of life is, we can never get angry after making love and having a good contented sex's play with a willing partner whom we love.

If you don't believe me, try to be angry tonite when you are making love with your partner. I am sure immediately after that interesting session, both would turn to be soft little kittens. Even if you are being slapped on the face, you might not even feel the pain and be angry over it. In case you are the dumb type, i suggest you should try to see whether i am telling the facts. To the hot-tempered one, my advice is to make more love which would control and change your behaviour. The Yin & Yang is balanced because you manage the sex life well. A good sex life is a happy life.

Do you know - “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes

Darling, Can I have a Tattoo ?

My girlfriend told me, Darling, I would like to have a tattoo.

I told her No, it will stain your blemish-free body... so you are not having one.

She asked me, Why not ? All my girlfriends have a tattoo !

I told her, It would spoil your beautiful body !

She pleaded with me, Darling, please, please, just a fish on the belly ?

And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let her do.

She was after all, a feisty woman with her own freedom of choice ...

and I thought ...
a small fish ...
around the belly ...
is probably not so bad !

Look what she came home with....

Humor our clients.

A simple selling tip to share...

This could happen to any salesperson who is on the run. I am supposed to meet one of my client tomorrow. While thinking of him today, he sent me this text message, "Morning Robert. I will need to postpone our meeting for next 1 to 2 week. We have visitors and year end account closing. We can contact each other in 2 weeks time. Sorry!"

Well! What would you do? Would you be angry, rejected, feel bad or no feeling at all. Should you reply him in the first place? I think we must reply our client. Next! How do you reply him?. From my experience, most sales people would just say, Okay! or Stay in touch please! or I will call you again!

Let me show you how i replied this client. "Young man don't feel bad. The more busy you are, the happier i'm for you. Because, when you become rich, i will be able to sell you a Million Dollar Policy. Deal?"

Do you want to know whether he responded. Yes! I laughed while reading his final message to me. "Thanks Robert. You are always positive, great. One Million Policy in future; why not.. :)"

The next time when i see this client, i might have a chance to mention this million proposal. I had fun while making contact with all my clients by being creative in my selling approaches. Please try and it might work for you.

Bill Cosby said "You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."

Advantages of living after 50!

This article was forwarded to me by a young man called Timothy. Someone had to remind him, so he is reminding me too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...he said. BUT i think Timothy had forgotten, things have changed. What he received was the old version of thought. Read the following and see the different. His is in black and mine is in red.

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
It depends! Female kidnappers are still very much interested in me.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
Most likely they are afraid, their ladies might be attracted to me.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
Hey Not true! I run all corners of the city everyday.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"
Ayah! At 9 pm i am still painting the town red. At midnight i only write my blog.

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Yes! Is because they see me as a very knowledgeable man.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
In selling life insurance, we still have to learn. I need to score 30 learning points a year, in order to renew my yearly license with Bank Negara.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
My little darling keeps changing my clothing to the latest fashion all the time.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
At 4pm is my tea time with all my dears in town.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
Life would have no meaning without sex for me. I have 2 to 3 sessions per week. What about you?

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
I don't need pension plans because my career as a life insurance agent is a very highly paid profession till my last breath on Planet Earth. Only to those who is committed like RF.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Come and sit in my car and you would scare out of your bottom. How i wish our speed limit could reach 180!!!

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
Unless that is a beautiful sexy lady.

13. You sing along with elevator music.
Not only sing but i dance along with the tune too.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
How i wish i don't have to go too often to see my optician yearly.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
I only see friends in the hospital. Thanks God! No friend has ever seen me admitted to hospital before.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
I still have not acquired this ability yet coz i am a slow learner in this subject.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
I avoid seeing those old folks who have little drive and i interact more with young, intelligence and aggression friends only. Like Timothy.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
Unless you don't think and talk. My hobby is talking and my greatest interest is blogging.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
The one who is sending me this list is my most admirable friend, Timothy Loh.

20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Big and small are no different to me. As long as the sharing is sincere and thoughtful.

Specially for Timothy - "Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought" — Basho

Do u squeeze your toothpaste until the end?

This morning i was squeezing my toothpaste to the last drop, and i felt rejoice knowing well that i had made the best use of it. Would you do it like me?

I asked a few friends how they treat and use their toothpaste at home. Do you maximise the tube until the last part of it or change a new one as soon as the tube is near finishing? I am amazed each and everyone of us behave differently.

To think about myself whether i am the stingy one who can't afford to buy a good brand of toothpaste or whether i am a thrifty person is something to ponder about.

Those friends who are like my type who squeeze every drop of paste to the end, have these following similar characters and background.
1. We like to save & dislike wastage.
2. Is exciting to maximise the usage.
3. Is challenging to know we could do it.
4. We are more responsible.
5. We know what is hardship.
6. Our parents were not rich.
7. Smarter and more witty.

One of the lady who went back to ask her two daughters why they like squeezing all their toothpaste from the tubes, was surprised with this answer. Both daughters claimed they don't like squeezing those tubes but rather they were afraid that mother would scold them if they don't follow her instruction to save the usage.

My sister in law is a very simple woman who would discard the tube once it comes to the near end. She said why put so much trouble to squeeze and squeeze when you could have a new tube again.

I have three sons, only one follow my footstep and i am curious why the other two are not like me. Yes! They have different character for sure.

So! The next time when you use a friend's bathroom, look at his or her toothpaste and you might be able to guess their character too. What about yourself?

I am sure you know - “Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!” - H. R. Haldeman quotes