Love your JOB, no matter what you do ...

At my age I still do well in my job. The reasons are; I'm proud of my career, I like what I'm doing and I have mastered my job. If you only work because of the monetary return, I bet you won't last long in your job. The above picture speaks itself.

My strongest belief - "Do What You Love and The Money Will Follow"

Mr. Postman.....

SIMPLY HILARIOUS

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out the front door, stepping around empty beer and liquor bottles. 

"Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night!" the postman says. 

Bob, in obvious pain, replies -- "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning."

"We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing Who Am I?" 

"Is that a game?" the postman asks, all curious. "How do you play that?" 

Bob replies --- "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet."

"Then the women try to guess who it is."

The postman laughs and says --- "Damn, I'm sorry I missed all that fun."

"Well, that's why I came out to talk to you," Bob says. "You better lie low for a few days, since your name came up seven times and many of the guys are looking for you."

As dad, I replied...........

I took my son to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. 

My son noticed I was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue. 

I kept staring at her. 

The teenager kept looking and would find me staring every time. 

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" 

Knowing myself, my son quickly swallowed his food so that he would not choke on my response;  He knew I would have a good one! 

In classic style I responded without batting an eyelid .... 

"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid." 

Where to seek sincere advices?

A good friend had given some piece of advices to a couple. Not sure whether his advices were right and appropriate, seeking my wisdom he asked to verify whether his suggestions were justifying.

I believe... All advices and suggestions are always pure and logical, when are given without direct or indirect interest over the matter. Is only when we have some form of interest or intention over the seeking, the advices might be one sided. 

So if you happened to have a problem and need consultation, seek assistance from someone who is neutral and understanding. I'm sure he is going to be fair, sincere and honest to you. Try me!

Prostitutes in Malaysia....

Another hot news in our local media... Cheap flights bringing in Chinese prostitutes.

LOW air fares and direct flights from 14 destinations in China are among the contributing factors for the influx of Chinese women into the country, reported China Press.

The daily quoted a Bukit Aman anti-vice, gaming and secret societies spokesman as saying that these women who had valid travel documents and student visas, blended in Chinese-populated areas with ease as the food, living environment, language and dialects were similar to those in China.

“Besides locals, foreigners also prefer them due to lower charges. Each sex session costs between RM150 and RM200,” reported the daily.

The news confirmed that there is good market for these Chinese prostitutes in our country. Is high time our women here have to learn, on how to discourage our men from seeking the services of these foreigners. 

Perhaps these three Golden Rules might be of help. There is an old traditional advice for women.. "How to be an effective and a good wife?"  One who is an obedient woman in the house. She takes care of the young and    respect the old. That's the first rule. Beside being a home maker, she is prepared  and willing to learn to be fashionable and knowledgeable a lady. In look she is always attractive and in mind she is intelligent. This is the second rule. The third rule is important... What other women could do outside, she has to be even better. Be a romantic lover and be a sensational sex partner too.

Most house wives could have mastered Rule Number One. But failing to accept rule two and three, the chances are they might loose their men to those tempting professional prostitutes who are out to lure the unsatisfied husbands. 

Joseph Conrad quotes - "Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men".

Strictly for men to read....

My sweetheart sent me a special Valentine's message yesterday. I'm not supposed to share with everyone. But the fact is... I'm not a selfish person, I feel all men should read these interesting rules posted above. I'm afraid the words are a little small and you guys have to read them near. If you can't read them, then I think you are definitely too old to know. This message is meant strictly for the men only. So if you are one woman who is reading this post, I wonder whether you agree these rules applied. If you could laugh over this message and not the least be angry with me, I believe you are just as understanding a woman like my sweetheart. Yes! Ladies and Gentlemen what have you got to say now?

Life is an Art: Magical moments....

Life is an Art: Magical moments....