Saturday, February 18, 2012

As dad, I replied...........

I took my son to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

My son noticed I was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.

I kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find me staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing myself, my son quickly swallowed his food so that he would not choke on my response;  He knew I would have a good one!

In classic style I responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."


Aliza Khan said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Did u really say that????? WOwwwwwwwwwwwww EPIC!!!! Buwhahahahahahahaha hats off to you Sir!!!! =D

Robert Foo said...

Hi Aliza,

Am I considered to be a young naughty man?