Smaller the better.

If you are a sensitive person, suggest you should not read this page...

Master Lee has been my masseur for the past three years. He has been in this practice for more than 25 years, with male and female clienteles. This afternoon while I was enjoying my massage, I had an opportunity to learn something 'unwritten' from this experienced master.

We started with this topic, "Big things not necessary have to be Good!" According to Master Lee, smaller male testicles are healthier than a larger one. A size of a 50 cents coin of a testicle is considered ideal. Whereas a testicle of the size of a 'beverage can' would be heavy, which might lead to more complication in later part of manhood. Smaller testicle male is more active than the larger one, they walk faster as well. Most likely the upper type is more intelligence and playful than the latter. Thanks God! Mine is small. You better check yours and see.

There is a Chinese saying, "Big bust has empty brain!" Master Lee went further to share his experience on female personalities. He said God is fair. Women who have huge or bigger breasts are more attractive, whereas the smaller bust ladies are usually more intelligence. The smaller bust women are also better sex partners. Thanks God! Little darling's boobs are not the super large. So gentlemen out there. You want beauties or brains now?

Food for thought - "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think" ~ Author Unknown

Carrot or threat & heaven or hell.

What is the best method of educating and changing a growing irresponsible boy of twelve? Mmm!! This question was thrown to me last nite.

There are only two ways, either by the "carrot or threat" or both at the same time. You start with carrot first, offering incentives and encouragement. If it doesn't work, try to push on him with threat, depriving and taking away his pocket allowances and his favorite computer games.

Why I always used "carrot and threat" in our lives, simply because the world is constantly reminded with "heaven and hell." Since childhood, our parents had injected our mind with these thoughts, good children would go to heaven and the bad one goes to hell. Heaven is painted with the sweet things and hell is a horrible place. Heaven is an incentive and encouragement and hell is suffering and discouraging. Whether there is heaven or hell in the next world, lives need a direction to move.

The children need motivation, the parents need inspiration, the companies require support and a nation needs unity as well. Motivation, inspiration and support come in many ways. Obviously they are all related to "carrot & threat." To this irresponsible child, try carrot first but if it failed, the parents have to enforce threat as the last remedy.

Food for thought - "There are two lasting bequests we can give our children: one is roots, the other is wings" ~ Hodding Carter

Attitude is everything.

What an INSPIRATION...!!!!

Your attitude towards life defines not only who you are, but the quality of life you are after.

Whatever it is that has been bugging you, doesn't seem so bad anymore, does it?
If only we all could have the spirit that this little boy has!

I sell Happiness.

My most often asked question. What is my profession? My answer is 'I sell happiness'. People thought I was a motivator, entertainer, singer, actor, or a preacher! I normally replied I am more than that. Beside these I am also a father or brother to those I had a chance to meet in this life. As long as they live, I would try my level best to make everyone understand the real truth of life and gather all happiness along the way. I am patience to listen, and my wisdom allows me to understand. Most of the time, I seldom fail to find a solution to my friends' living problems and obstacles. Believe me, the main factor for not being happy is always LOVE. Too much is not good and too little is equally bad. My presence is to make them realise what is needed to achieve true happiness in our societies.

Selling happiness is my profession. This happiness goes beyond death. No joke! Cause I provide the peace of mind which is tagged together with happiness. The whole package comes with a full program of Life Insurance product tailored with all the love gifts and thoughts.

Conclusion... my profession allows me to inspire and assist those that needed my knowledge while they live. In any eventualities that happened, be it as severe illnesses or death, they rest assured no burden would be bestowed on their loved one. Yes! I sell happiness from living now to the next life.

Happiness is possible when you have these -
Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profundity.
Kindness in giving creates love. --Lao Tsu

A White bird.

There was this caucasian guy sunbathing in the nude, at a stretch of beach in Tanjong Bungah, Penang. Then a little Chinese girl came up to him, and he quickly covered his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl asked him, "What is under there?" And this Mat-Salleh answered ... "Oh, it's bird!"

The girl went away, and the man fell asleep. When he woke up, he found himself in a hospital bed, and in great pain.

A doctor comes up to him and asks, "What really happened?" The man squirming in pain and embarrassment, could hardly utter. "I don't know. I was at Tanjong Bungah beach sunbathing and I fell asleep after talking to a little Chinese girl, no older than four or five."

The doctor next makes a report on behalf of his patient, and later two police officers go to the beach to gather more information from witnesses on what really happened.

When they get to the beach, they see this cute girl the patient has described earlier. She is still playing in the sand. The first policeman tries to find out if she had done anything wrong to the poor chap now lying in immense pain in the Pulau-Tikus hospital.

She very confidently and innocently answers, "I did not do anything to that white uncle. He was sleeping and snoring very loudly. I just played with his bird, and after a while, he spit at me. He was a very bad bird. His vomit dirtied my whole face.

So I twisted the bird's head, burned his nest with my daddy's matches, and used my grandpa's walking stick to smash his two eggs there."

So ......... never, ever lie to a child !!!!

COMPLETE & FINISH.

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.

But there is a big difference....

When you love the right one you are COMPLETE & When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED!

Learn something if you are doubtful - "Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you" - Vipin Sharma.

Is money more important than love?

Is claimed, True Love has to be shared willingly. No couple could be able to live happily without giving and receiving whole heartily together. Caring and having concern for each other paves a good relationship for life. What is hers belongs to him, and what is his belongs to her as well. Even the so called most precious, private and sacred human organs (Pussy & Dicky) could be shared.

Sometimes I ponder whether true love really lies! In the course of the many years of selling and interacting with thousand of couples, money matter is the main issue that possibly separates the couples' sharing in love. In money concerns, what belongs to the man has to be shared together with the woman. But what belongs to the woman, most likely cannot be shared. It belongs to her strictly!

Many homes were broken because the husbands could not fulfill the obligation and responsibilities on money management. Especially when the man is earning less and the woman isn't willing to part with her saving. Quarrels and arguments happen when money is involved. At that point of time, they should have asked..."Is money more important than love?" Think about it my readers.

Little darling always said - “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”