Sunday, May 30, 2010

A White bird.

There was this caucasian guy sunbathing in the nude, at a stretch of beach in Tanjong Bungah, Penang. Then a little Chinese girl came up to him, and he quickly covered his private parts with a newspaper.

The little girl asked him, "What is under there?" And this Mat-Salleh answered ... "Oh, it's bird!"

The girl went away, and the man fell asleep. When he woke up, he found himself in a hospital bed, and in great pain.

A doctor comes up to him and asks, "What really happened?" The man squirming in pain and embarrassment, could hardly utter. "I don't know. I was at Tanjong Bungah beach sunbathing and I fell asleep after talking to a little Chinese girl, no older than four or five."

The doctor next makes a report on behalf of his patient, and later two police officers go to the beach to gather more information from witnesses on what really happened.

When they get to the beach, they see this cute girl the patient has described earlier. She is still playing in the sand. The first policeman tries to find out if she had done anything wrong to the poor chap now lying in immense pain in the Pulau-Tikus hospital.

She very confidently and innocently answers, "I did not do anything to that white uncle. He was sleeping and snoring very loudly. I just played with his bird, and after a while, he spit at me. He was a very bad bird. His vomit dirtied my whole face.

So I twisted the bird's head, burned his nest with my daddy's matches, and used my grandpa's walking stick to smash his two eggs there."

So ......... never, ever lie to a child !!!!

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