Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Musical Inspiration....
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Monday, January 30, 2012
Don't ask for discount when you want a good job to be done
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Sunday, January 29, 2012
What is golf???
Ranjit, my good friend was trying to persuade me to take up golfing. He sent me a list of explanation.
GOLF AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf ! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins, on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.
Golf is harder than baseball. In Golf, you have to play your foul balls.
If you find you do not mind playing Golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip ........ your life is in trouble.
Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ...neither of whom can putt very well.
An interesting thing about Golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
Golf is like marriage, If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
SENIOR'S DAY AT THE COURSE
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#03... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
Instead! I told him... I still prefer the one hole golf at home.
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Saturday, January 28, 2012
I just helped him to cry....
Talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the
Contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was:
A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just
Helped him cry.'
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Friday, January 27, 2012
The Hippopotamus and the Tortoise.
Much of life
can never be explained, only witnessed.'
- Rachel Naomi Remen, MD
that survived the tsunami waves on the Kenyan coast, has formed a strong
bond with a giant male century-old tortoise in an animal facility in
the port city of Mombassa , officials said.
The hippopotamus,
nicknamed Owen and weighing about 300 kilograms (650 pounds), was swept down
Sabaki River into the Indian Ocean , then forced back to shore when
tsunami waves struck the Kenyan coast on December 26, before wildlife rangers
rescued him.
hippo has adopted a male tortoise, about a century old, and the tortoise seems
to be very happy with being a 'mother',' ecologist Paula Kahumbu, who is
in charge of Lafarge Park , told AFP.
the hippo was traumatized. It had to look for something to be a surrogate
mother. Fortunately, it landed on the tortoise and established a strong bond.
They swim, eat and sleep together,' the ecologist
added.
'The hippo follows the tortoise exactly the way it followed
its mother. If somebody approaches the tortoise, the hippo becomes
aggressive, as if protecting its biological mother,' Kahumbu added
very tender age and by nature, hippos are social animals that like to stay with
their mothers for four years,' he explained.
breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.'
differences don't matter much when we need the comfort of another.
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Thursday, January 26, 2012
Will You Dance With Me?
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
No increase in Salary....
Something worth pondering...
When you work in a place where the people give the least and expect the most, the result is quite similar to the above picture which spells exactly what is happening in our world.
Simple solution - “Don’t complain; just work harder.” - Randy Pausch quote
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
So Strange But True....
RM50.00 looks so big amount when you give to a poor ...............
But looks small when you give it as a tip in HOTEL
Praying to God for 3 min looks hard................
But 3 hrs of movie is ok for us
After whole days of hardwork , we have no problem of going to the gym...........
But to do house work and help mom/wife; we feel tired
We wait for 1 full year for valentines day, and we know it..........
But when do mother's day come; We never know...............
One couldn't give a piece of bread to the child in the picture above ............
But this painting where he looks sad was sold for RM10,000.00
To forward this msg we will think.................but to forward jokes we never think.....
VERY STRANGE…………!!! But its True........!!!
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Monday, January 23, 2012
Happy Chinese New Year....
Happy Chinese New Year to all my Chinese friends.
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Sunday, January 22, 2012
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!
She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and told him what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma'
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
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Saturday, January 21, 2012
Very Rare Celebrity Photo's.....
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Friday, January 20, 2012
Pen is mightier than the sword
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Thursday, January 19, 2012
Methods of Love.....
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012
God's Wife.....
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Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Our brain always expects 100%
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Monday, January 16, 2012
Man dies of sex stimulant overdose ....
JAKARTA: A Malaysian man was found dead in a hotel room here and police believe his death was due to an overdose of sex stimulant.
The 56-year-old man from Selangor was found dead at 5am yesterday.
Police, who have ruled out foul play, said his body was sent to the Cipto Mangunkusumo Hospital for a post-mortem.
The Malaysian Embassy here had been informed of the death, said Indonesian police. — Bernama
Moral of the true story - Gentlemen! Please take your sex pills wisely.
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Sunday, January 15, 2012
Sportsman's Double
I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, "No, I haven't."
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night." We went back to her place.
As we walked in, she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"
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Saturday, January 14, 2012
Grandma & Grandpa
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Friday, January 13, 2012
Marriage humour...
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Thursday, January 12, 2012
Great Feminine Ladies don't bargain
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Man, child and the camel
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Ladies like bargaining in shopping.
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Monday, January 09, 2012
I'm a Graphologist....
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Sunday, January 08, 2012
I love my babies
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Saturday, January 07, 2012
Not so smart a husband....
Can this happened to you guys?
Woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her Husband with the new number: "Hello Darling"
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call u back later honey, the dumb woman is in the kitchen.
Good advice - Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings quotes
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for good one |
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