Buying condom needs courage too.

Have you bought condom before? If you hadn't, I think most likely you are not normal or healthy!!! Whether you are a boy or a girl, all normal person needs one on some occasions. If you are one that don't need it now, I wonder whether is considered good or bad. I have many friends, especially those older ones have forgotten how to use them. Either they are no longer interested in sex or they are not able to perform sex any more. 

Good news for myself, I still need to purchase them for my personal use currently. And tell you what! I have been buying condoms since my teenager's days. Is easily more than 45 year now. The funny thing is, even though I had been buying this little rubber tube for such a long time, perhaps could be more than thousand purchases already ... I still feel shy and embarrassed whenever I buy them from the pharmacists or the convenient stores. 

When I was young, I had to walk a few times into the shops before I could build up courage to pick those small packets and handed over to the counter for payment. In case the cashiers were ladies, I was too embarrassed to buy and instead would walk empty handed away. Now at my age, though I thought I have all the courage and confidence to face the world, I still feel shy like a kid to purchase these little rubber toys that my partner required. If I buy a few boxes, the cashiers might look at my face... I guessed they might be thinking whether I'm a super senior citizen who is still so good at this exercise on bed. But if I buy only one packet with three condoms inside, I have to come back again to face another terrible embarrassment. See! Is a small thing but is also considered a heavy task to a simple minded person like me. I am also curious. Does this behaviour applied to you readers as well!!!

Condom Quote

Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, No love. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.