Sunday laugh....
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a French and an Australian, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The French woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
3 comments:
harlo robert, long time no see, have you heard before >>> hong leong assurance (HLA) saving plan ~
today i meet a guy selling this, see him so successful lah got BMW + porsche... T.T~
Hi Not So Lonely,
All Life Insurance Companies in Malaysia have quite the similar products. After all, they are all controlled by the same central bank, Bank Negara.
If you want high returns, protection might be lesser. Most important, pick the right agent you feel most comfortable.
There is this saying... The beauty of a woman isn't judged by the way she combs her hair or how she dresses herself. The beauty of a woman is in her heart, where love resides.
I don't have a BMW or a Porsche but I had repeatedly qualified with The MDRT for the past 30 years.
ooo, thanks for your info~
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