Thursday, April 25, 2013

The New Hat..................



I LOVE THIS WOMAN
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
 
"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."
 
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
 
The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"

You can laugh ah?
My question to you now... is
What happened if the woman isn't 75 but a sweet 21 years young lady?
 Like this one?

You guess she holds the top or the bottom??
Please don't be afraid to tell your thought!

Amazing how your values change as you age!

4 comments:

da 1st Bandit said...

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 just peek'n in

She will ask Bandit to stand behind her and hold her tops

while she holds her hat! Why behind her you ask.

Because everyone knows it takes 2 hands to handle a

WHOPPER!! bah ha ha ha

Robert Foo said...

Hi Bandit,

I like your style in handling such tough approach. It shows you still have the youthfulness in you. Thank you for coming by.

da 1st Bandit said...

You have that wrong Robert! It is we who must thank you,

for all the work you put into your blog, for our enjoyment. I

always have a good read here, a smile or two to brighten

my day, and I take away more wisdom than I arrived with.

Who can ask for more than that! Carry on my friend.

Robert Foo said...

Hi Bandit,

You make my day with this wonderful comment.