Sunday, January 03, 2010

Blonde's Joke - Heart Attack!

Have a Sunday New Year Laugh before you start your work tomorrow...

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on."

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband. Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

Do you know - “Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.” - Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle quotes


Anonymous said...

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Robert Foo said...

Hi Anonymous,

Whoever you are, i need that encouragement. Thank you so much for it.