Friday, November 05, 2010

Punjabi Maths


Hooray! Is a public holiday because its Deepavali, a festival of light celebrated by all Hindus all over of the world. I take this opportunity to wish all my Hindu friends A Happy Deepavali.

Furthermore is going to be a long weekend and i might as well share with you guys some naughty joke if you happened not going out. The following one was given by a mischievous and cheeky lady friend.

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GOOD DAY.

Punjabi woman says to her mother:

'I'm divorcing Kuldip... All he wants is anal sex and my ass hole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother responds:

You're married to a millionaire lawyer ... you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Canada, you drive a Mercedes 300 SEL .... you get $10,000 a week allowance ... You take 6 vacations a year .....

And you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'

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Haha!!! Haha!!!

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