Sunday, November 01, 2009

Different ethnic values.

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You have a good grope and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.


First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mum makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have five kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a mistress.

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realised nothing is ever going to happen.

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandmother, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home in the back streets of Cancun.

First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress
Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date : Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No 3rd date required!
I strongly believe in this phrase - "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning" ~Aristotle Onassis.

1 comment:

GregoryO said...

I hope this is supposed to be a joke, because at face value this is very racist. Drawing such stereotypes is unhelpful, and I don't find it funny at all.