Divine Catholic Inspiration!

MORNING COFFEE IN ROME

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

The first Catholic man boasts to his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man smirks at this and says, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gentleman condescendingly comments, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

Not outdone, the fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was smiling at this exchange and sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well .........?"


She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


slim,


tall,


38" DD bust,


24" waist and


34" hips.

When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."