Monday, January 24, 2011

Am i getting married????

Life is so funny...

First it says..."A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

Then later... "To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

You know why... "A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need."

Medically is shown..."Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die." Any yet we still want to go ahead....

Anyway women are greater because..."A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does." Right?

Hey man! We better learn... "A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

I don't know about you but my belief is..."A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend." So sad for me! I still haven't reached there yet.

Tip for all unmarried women..."A successful woman is one who can find such a man as i mentioned earlier."

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, I mean all those single unmarried. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Funny! But is true facts of life.


The Dream Guide said...

ahahahaha pokeing your aunts telling them they are next isnt nice, but damn funny.

Robert Foo said...

HI The Dream Guide,

No Joke No fun. Right? Thank you for reading my blog.