Over loved child......

A new born baby is always a joy to the family, especially when a couple just got marry. Seeing their child grow is something to be remembered. From an infant right up till he could walk and talk. Every moment of time spend is never regretful. To them, love is the best they could give to their child. Ahem! Time changes their lives when their baby turns adulthood. The best way for me to illustrate the facts of life in raising our children is... please read the cartoon below. I'm sure you would laugh and agree what you see.
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To all parents -"A father without a rod is no father at all. A father without discipline is no father at all."

Super car salesman......

Today I had a chance to meet a super car salesman. Everyone in the motor car industry would have known him as Randy. He has been working faithfully with his employer, Edran Otomobil Nasional Berhad since the company started in 1985, selling our Malaysian local national car, Proton. And this great veteran salesperson has been selling cars for almost 40 years. Though he has passed his retirement age four years ago, his company still renewed his employment contract because he is still very aggressive in selling. He was proud to review his age as 60 today.

He gave me his prestigious elite company name card which was specially printed in platinum colour. Their company has four tiers class of salesman. They have the white, silver, gold and the highest is platinum, which are all imprinted on their name cards. To be recognised as platinum member, one has to sell more than 150 cars in a year. Randy is one of the few who holds this rank. Last year alone, he sold more than 200 cars beating many who are much more younger than him. Just imagine, one year has 365 days and yet he could sell this amount of car at 200, averaging one sale in two days. I salute to my unbelievable friend.

If you look at Randy who is basically a very simple man, soft spoken and casually attired. I asked him his secret of success. This was what he told me... Be responsible, faithful, loyal, honest and prepare to work hard. These principles of life helps him to build countless numbers of clients and friends who willingly recommend and introduce him for repeated sales years after years. His personal success leads him to raise three equally capable sons, the eldest is a Medical Specialist residing in Australia, the second is an IT Engineer and the third is still studying for his degree. They are all proud of the father for being a super car salesman.

Indira Gandhi said....
"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there".

First time in massage parlor....

I love massage and I have been massaging regularly for the past almost forty years. Some people said massage is a waste of time and money. Not me! Massage allows me to de-stess my stress level and maintaining a better blood circulation on all part of my body. In order to maximise massaging, one has to engage a professional masseur or a female masseuse to do the job. I believe I had experienced all types of massage therapy worldwide from Asia, Europe and America. The best and the type I like most is The Thai Massage. A good effective Thai masseuse is one who has qualified with a diploma in this profession. I might not be able to see their certificate to determine their recognition in their field, but by looking at their strong arms and firm hands I will be able to judge their experiences. Never get a young pretty masseuse to massage you because quality of the job isn't depended on beauty but rather by their physical strength and commitment.

Last month I invited a China Man to his first experience in a massage centre. This was what happened when he was lying on the massage bed. Please look at the above posting. No joke! Next time when you go for massage, make sure you face the right direction!

A wife is like a classical favorite car...

Today is HM wife's birthday. HM is one of my school classmate, married for forty years with a wife whom he loves so much. Though they don't have their own child, except one adopted daughter, this couple is still loving and caring as ever before.

I sent him this message... "The wife is like a favorite car - exciting when new; depressing when broken; boring when old and used; but in the end, one realizes 'It's a classic'. HM.. Please relate this message to your wife because today is her birthday. Happy Birthday".

I knew he was happy when he responded.. "Thanks for the 'quotable quote' and today-in- history, will action accordingly and show your sms. Good day to you, and be blessed".

I like this statement too- "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me" -Winston Churchill.

Difference Between 'Love' and 'Like'

Is liking someone different from loving someone? I believe so! Liking someone is easy but loving someone is different.

These were what I gathered from some good friends.....
Love is self-less. You love a person when you're about to put their feelings, wants, needs before yours. Liking a person is much different, and usually the feeling you get with friends and neighbours.

Loving is being willing to marry them, be naked before each other, having sex, have children, raise children, make love even when child making is not an issue and enjoying it, grow old together and still see the person you married 50 years ago. "Liking" is a little different.

To like: to find pleasant, attractive, to enjoy, to want to have, to feel about, regard, and to be pleasing to/ To love: a deep tender feeling of affection, feelings of intense desire and attraction, the emotion of sex and romance,...I'd say there on two pretty different levels myself.

When u like someone its just a mutual feeling and mostly lust. But when u love someone it hurts every time u think of life without them. your constantly thinking of them with a strong desire.

So when one boy and a girl meet and gradually they become closer, they have to ask themselves this question... They like each other more or they love each other less?

Me! When I first met little darling, she was only liking me as a great friend but today she loves me more than anything else because I have turned this four letter alphabets LIKE to something stronger... LOVE.

In short... Love' means he wants to sleep with you, or perhaps marry you.
Like' means he genuinely likes you, or maybe just your body.

Seven Rules to be happy

Whenever I send mails to my clients, I always attached a special yellow name card for them. On one page is printed with these beautiful lines...

• Seven rules to be happy

1. Never hate


2. Don't worry


3. Live simple


4. Expect a little


5. Gives a lot


6. Always smile


7. Have friends like Robert Foo

Recently I received a reply note from a dear lady client who wrote....

Dear Robert... I also have Seven Rules to 'Happiness' =

1. Do things for others



2. Do not get angry



3. Love all animals



4. Connecting with people (smile)



5. Exercise and take care of your body



6. Noticing the world around you



7. Have clients like Terry Poh

A Pet Is A Lifetime Of Commitment

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Law of Attraction - "The happiest people in this world are those who have the most interesting thoughts" - William Lyon Phelps

Peeing at the wrong place..............

Beware again! This can happen to us at the far end of our lives....

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran
some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top
condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection
with God?"

And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond,
he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the
bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he
turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd
like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He
claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns
on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is
this true?"

And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator! "***

Silent farts are golden....

Beware! This can happen to us when we are old.....

An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a
silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Happiness is making others happier.

A selfish lady disagreed with this quote... "The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you". She claimed she could make herself happy by her own self without making others happy.

In order to prove she is wrong, I presented a naughty explanation. Asking her, when you make love with your partner do you do nothing or would you try to excite and seduce him. She was too shy to reply. I continued, if you lie flat without responding with your lover, I guess the whole session would be an unhappy one. Or if you try to romance with him, kissing his neck and mouth, rubbing his body from top to bottom, and touching his little brother along the way, would you feel horny as well? If he starts to cry and yearn for you, would you feel happy too?

I was staring at her embarrassed eyes. Though she kept silent I could sense she prefers the latter than the upper action on bed with her lover. That simple illustration indicates that on all sex plays, each and everyone of us would try to appease our partner and by doing so, our feeling and emotion turns happy for ourselves too. In all logical sense this quote is worded correctly... "The Beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you". On bed we apply this thought and it works beautifully for all satisfying couples. So in life if we intend to do well, please don't forget this statement.

I was glad the lady friend accepted my view. What about you?

Too possessive in love is wrong.

Lady friend said "My relationship with my boyfriend is very stressful because he is too possessive a man".

What about you? Is it wrong to be possessive in love??? Big Question right?

My personal perception is... When a man is trying to be possessive or trying to control his love partner, the following are the few reasons I guess could have occurred.

The man is an immature person, having no experience in loving another person. This happened most of the the time when a young couple has just fallen in love with each other. To him, love is to control and to possess. Only later when she breaks up their relationship might he realises that by controlling and possessing is a wrongful way to love.

Or perhaps the man lacks personal confidence in himself and has inferiority complex which might lead him to be over possessive. When he is weak in financial and low in knowledge, the level of personal confidence drops. An unpleasant personality could also affect his inferiority complex. These weaknesses cause him to be possessive and insecure, afraid that he might lose out to other men who have better qualities than him. To him, loving his girlfriend is to control her movement.

The remedies to overcome this defect of love is to understand what is love. It took me a long time to master the beauty of love. Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.

I wish my lady friend could share this piece of note to her beloved man who might consider to change his understanding of loving his partner. Win your love by loving a person from the heart and not by the demanding and possessive mind.

"Japanese boy teaches a lesson in sacrifice"

I cried while reading this true story & let me share with all of you here...

EDITOR'S note:

THIS letter, written by Vietnamese immigrant Ha Minh Thanh working in Fukushima as a policeman to a friend in Vietnam , was posted on New America Media on March 19. It is a testimonial to the strength of the Japanese spirit, and an interesting slice of life near the epicenter of Japan 's crisis at the Fukushima nuclear power plant. It was translated by NAM editor Andrew Lam, author of "East Eats West: Writing in Two Hemispheres." Shanghai Daily condensed it.

Brother, How are you and your family? These last few days, everything was in chaos. When I close my eyes, I see dead bodies. When I open my eyes, I also see dead bodies.

Each one of us must work 20 hours a day, yet I wish there were 48 hours in the day, so that we could continue helping and rescuing folks.

We are without water and electricity, and food rations are near zero. We barely manage to move refugees before there are new orders to move them elsewhere.

I am currently in Fukushima , about 25 kilometers away from the nuclear power plant. I have so much to tell you that if I could write it all down, it would surely turn into a novel about human relationships and behaviors during times of crisis.

People here remain calm - their sense of dignity and proper behavior are very good - so things aren't as bad as they could be. But given another week, I can't guarantee that things won't get to a point where we can no longer provide proper protection and order.

They are humans after all, and when hunger and thirst override dignity, well, they will do whatever they have to do. The government is trying to provide supplies by air, bringing in food and medicine, but it's like dropping a little salt into the ocean.

Brother, there was a really moving incident. It involves a little Japanese boy who taught an adult like me a lesson on how to behave like a human being.

Last night, I was sent to a little grammar school to help a charity organization distribute food to the refugees. It was a long line that snaked this way and that and I saw a little boy around 9 years old. He was wearing a T-shirt and a pair of shorts.

It was getting very cold and the boy was at the very end of the line. I was worried that by the time his turn came there wouldn't be any food left. So I spoke to him. He said he was at school when the earthquake happened. His father worked nearby and was driving to the school. The boy was on the third floor balcony when he saw the tsunami sweep his father's car away.

I asked him about his mother. He said his house is right by the beach and that his mother and little sister probably didn't make it. He turned his head and wiped his tears when I asked about his relatives.

The boy was shivering so I took off my police jacket and put it on him. That's when my bag of food ration fell out. I picked it up and gave it to him. "When it comes to your turn, they might run out of food. So here's my portion. I already ate. Why don't you eat it?"

The boy took my food and bowed. I thought he would eat it right away, but he didn't. He took the bag of food, went up to where the line ended and put it where all the food was waiting to be distributed.

I was shocked. I asked him why he didn't eat it and instead added it to the food pile.

He answered: "Because I see a lot more people hungrier than I am. If I put it there, then they will distribute the food equally."

When I heard that I turned away so that people wouldn't see me cry.

A society that can produce a 9-year-old who understands the concept of sacrifice for the greater good must be a great society, a great people.

Well, a few lines to send you and your family my warm wishes. The hours of my shift have begun again.

Ha Minh Thanh

One more thought -

"We are still hoarding black money" - We require not one Gandhi or Hazare but thousands of them!

Sexy high heel shoes....

I believe all ladies like to wear high heel shoes. They walk taller with them, they look elegant and attractive. The little height which lifted their back, makes the buttock swings and swirls. This movement creates sensational sight and sexiness to the admirable men. My little darling loves high heel as well, though it takes a lot of pain and inconvenience to wear, especially if she needs to walk a distance. The funny part of lady is, beauty is more important than pain and suffering. She doesn't mind to be tortured by the high heel, as long as the attraction is there for her to show to the whole world. According to her she feels better and has more confidence to face her clients while wearing this uncomfortable shoes. Something that always puzzle me how she could tolerate this unpleasantness!

Ahem! I have a solution to all ladies who like wearing high heel shoes. Shoe makers should tailor shoes that are adjustable in height. The shoes are made in such a way, one could lower or lift the height of the shoe according to the wearer needs and mood. If the lady is conducting business, a touch on her special shoe would automatically increase the height of the heel. While she is driving or walking home when she prefers to be comfortable, another touch of the button on the shoe should flatten the base to easy walking.

Little darling was amazed with my idea but I wonder why no shoe maker ever thought of this. I'm only a life insurance agent, otherwise I might consider to turn as a shoe maker to satisfy the million women who love high heel.

Arnold Bennett said it too - “A cause may be inconvenient, but it’s magnificent. It’s like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.”

Have fun in selling.......

Selling tips...

Frequent Question: My clients and prospects didn't return my calls, should I asked them when I next meet them?

Answer: Never! Don't ever ask because either ways, they might not tell you the truth. Why make things difficult for them, especially if is a negative reason which might hurt their feeling. The best way is to sense it yourself by their body language. A responsible person who is genuine and forgotten to call, would be apologetic and frank to explain. While an irresponsible person is the least be bother to reveal his reason. So be careful whom you are dealing with, especially with the irresponsible prospects who might turn out to be bad customers.

Whenever I get no response from my clients, I would attempt the reverse psychology by sending a fun text message. Try this... "My great friend there must be busy. Busy people are always successful who could make the millions. If you strike the jackpot, please allow me to insure you with the first million. Deal?" With this humourous sms, they enjoyed coming back to me again with a laugh.

This cannot be wrong -“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.” - Bill Cosby quotes

Thumb.......

Another naughty joke on an easy Sunday...

A Indian Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary THUMBI and tells him "A THUMBI, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the Clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".

"Yes, sir...... " answers THUMBI.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So THUMBI, how was your day?". THUMBI tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a headache and I gave him TYLENOL.

Phavoh thumbi, and the second one?

The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir.

Phavoh THUMBI ''you're good at this''and the third one?

Sir, I was sitted, suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a ''flame'' and undresses herself, taking off her bra, "NIIIICE BEEEEEG ONES SIR" and then take off her panties "OIYOH KADEH VALEH"..... then she jump and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME since 5 years I have NOT SEEN ANY MAN!!!!!!!

And what did you do THUMBI?

I put eye drops in her eyes sir!!!!

Don't be afraid to grow old.....

Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it -Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger."

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: "You mean I was here already?"

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages. Also - If you can't laugh here, I think you are pretty old too.

Eye winking has many meaning....

Is it a bad manner to eye wink on others? It depends! If your intention is good, winking eye is one form of a gesture to acknowledge our presence.

I think there are many forms of eye winking. A wink with a smile on our face could be a 'Hello' or a 'Hi" or "How are you?" I do it quite often, especially when the time and space are too short to express my words out. That eye's wink makes my friends feel so good. Of course if they are from the heart, the recipients could also feel them. If I add my thumb sign shown together with the eye's wink, it means 'You are great!' Not one word is spoken, but the recipient understands this appreciation. This gesture is even more powerful than verbal. However be careful because some abusive men could eye wink with a bad intention on women. And normally experienced ladies could also sense their unpleasant approaches. The best way to avoid such unhappy contacts is do nothing and walk away from these crowds.

A sexy eye's wink could express as 'I'm horny!' or 'I need you!' Whenever I wink my romantic eyes in the late nite, little darling would understand what I want. The funny part of life is, ladies seldom wink their eyes on men and I wonder why they don't do it. Are they shy? Hopefully some female readers are brave enough to reveal their thought here.

Do you know - "Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective and valuable than words" - Francois Rabelais

Be a seeker & not a dreamer.....

A middle age single lady who finds life is difficult, when she has to fence for herself, requested a special favour from me. Get me an elderly, wealthy and caring man who could take care of me for life and I would be a happy woman!

I told her this. A dreamer is different from a seeker. A dreamer waits for things to happen, while a seeker makes things happen all the time. This lady has a dream but she needs others to seek to fulfill her dream. Whereas I'm a seeker, I make sure all my dreams are gathered. To be old is quite easy because you don't need to do anything. Whereas to be young, one has to do so much to keep young. The old is being served while the young has to serve.

I hope this special friend understood my explanation. A dreamer alone seldom gets her dreams, unless be a seeker herself and her dreams would come true. A dreamer tends to think like old when she does nothing, expecting miracle and luck to happen. A seeker always feel young and energized, and with his enthusiasm and strength, nothing is impossible to fulfill eventually. I might be much older in biological age to her, but I could feel my heart felt age is so much younger. Reason is, because I am a seeker in everything I do.

For this special lady... William Arthur said, "Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them".

Nude Photography is an Art.....

My youngest son Caldwin is an IT Engineer and he loves photography. As an amateur photographer, he carries his digital camera wherever he goes and snapping beautiful pictures along his way.

Recently he was introduced to a special young lady who was interested to have nude photographs taken on her at her private home. A bit tense, Caldwin requested his good buddy, Richard who is a freelance video recorder to accompany this assignment. The three of them met over a lunch and finally agreed to undertake this project with strict rules abide and ethic to be followed.

Photography is an art, science and practice of creating pictures. Caldwin thought was an easy photography session because he had taken pictures on many occasions prior to this nude taking. Came the day when he turned nervous and scared, especially when this gorgeous and sexy lady took away her clothing. The two camera men were at lost coz right in front of them was a naked beautiful woman ready for their action. They were excited when their hearts were pumping crazily and their thought went wild without knowing what to do. My son was carrying the camera and his hand was trembling and shaking unsteadily. Richard was supposed to be in charged of the lighting was too at lost. Their mind went focus at the wrong directions and points. Instead of sighting the whole piece from top to bottom, these two young amateurs were staring the tempting portions of the attraction.

My son was frank to me. He said, dad it took us more than 10 hours before we could settle down with the right attitude of mind to work. They were at her home for the whole day and finally the project was completed beautifully with the best postures and pictures taken. I certainly felt good for them because they did it professionally without deviating their original intention as to be a real photographer in the making.

Moral of the story: In whatever we do and intend to do, we need skill, experiences and knowledge to perform well.

Try this - "To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge" - Henry David Thoreau.

Women and wine come together.....

I believe all successful and active men have high sex appetite. If you don't believe, please look around the world and observe to see whether any wealthy and powerful gentlemen could live without women. The more richer and more authority the man, the higher the sex drive is in him.

A good friend of mine, let me just address him as Mani is a self made rich person. With a simple basic education and came from a poor family, today he is a billionaire with business all over the world. Though he has only one wife whom he loves very much but he has countless lovers every where. I asked him why he needs so many women in his life. His reply was, without sex he won't be able to think right creatively. Sex spurs and inspires him to move and act. Most normal men won't behave like him. Not me either! I would loose my physical energy if I follow Mani's footstep and that's is why I'm not a billionaire.

Ah! Forgotten to reveal his personal secret in love making. For a longer and lasting duration on intimacy, he recommended to take a beg of whisky, follow with a glass of beer and later another glass of good wine before the session. How true it is? Let me try this weekend with the permission from little darling first. Hahaaa!!!

Something beyond your thought - "Great food is like great sex - the more you have the more you want" - Gael Greene.

Learn from the Japanese after Tsunami !!!

10 things to learn from the Japanese after Tsunami !!!

1. THE CALM Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.

2. THE DIGNITY Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.

3. THE ABILITY The incredible Engineering, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn’t fall.

4. THE GRACE People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.

5. THE ORDER No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.

6. THE SACRIFICE Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?

7. THE TENDERNESS Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.

8. THE TRAINING The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.

9. THE MEDIA They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.

10. THE CONSCIENCE When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly!

I salute to the Japanese people for they know....

Search a beautiful heart not a beautiful face. Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful.

Exercise has no age barriers.....

Are you too old to exercise? No! See the posting yourself to believe. So what’s your excuse???

Bragging!!

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a famous Welsh Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK. "What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV." Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down....!!!

It will say ADIDAS in a minute."

Touches could de-stress.....

Picture from www.helenedouchet.com ....................

Touches are important in life. Even animals, birds and fishes do it openingly. That's why they could live peacefully and lovingly among themselves without hate and anger. Their closeness and touches create a harmonious and relaxing mood and feeling. Not mankind! We are so selfish to offer hugs and kisses or perhaps too shy to give. So the next time you see me, please allow me to hug you tightly with a warm kiss as well. The pictures posted speak by themelves.

“Don't you know, priests, why our sermons do not touch the people's heart? Because we do not preach to the eyes, only to the ears.” - Frizero Antonio Vieira quotes