Friday, April 01, 2011

Does your arm pit smells?

Today is April Fool's day & don't worry I won't fool you today. So please read on....

A sweet young thing (SYT) wanted to test my creative & naughty mind. Robert can you speak for two minutes on this topic..."Arm Pit".

Without preparation I said... All arm pits smell, some even stink like shit. Armpit odour, or axillary malodor, usually begins when you reach puberty, when your glands start working. There are two kinds of sweat glands in the human body, the apocrine glands, which secrete a milky fluid from the hair follicles, and the eccrine glands, which are the source of most perspiration. The sweat from the eccrine glands is water, which is used to cool the body by evaporation and to moisten the friction surfaces of the body.

The funny part of life is, one loves the odour of the one you love. No matter how bad the smell is, your partner could tolerate the unpleasantness of the one he or she sleeps with. I have even got comments from spouses who could not sleep because the other partner is away, leaving no odour to soothen the other partner. I bet with you, the odour of the loved one always excites our sexual urge. The arm pit might be hidden when you are out, but on bed most love birds kiss their arm pits passionally like cotten and wool. So when you meet someone whom you don't like his/her body odour, most likely that person isn't your ideal partner then. The senses of our nose can sometime identify our future partner. Smell the arm pit willingly and your destiny is in your hand.

SYT could not stop laughing.

Are you aware - "The sense of smell, like a faithful counsellor, foretells its character" Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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