Saturday, April 23, 2011

Silent farts are golden....

Beware! This can happen to us when we are old.....

An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, " I just let out a
silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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