Saturday, June 09, 2012

How could you tell your bride is a virgin???

Naughty Joke for the weekend...

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, “Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit  – A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel.”

Mario asks, “And what do I do with these things, doc?”

The doctor replies, “Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen!’ ………you hit her with the shovel.


Happy walker said...

i think not true because girls nowadays do watch porn and it seems like a common knowledge that where got ball is red/blue..haha

Robert Foo said...

Hi Not lonely,

Only a joke mah!