Six Golden Rules for F***ing

1. F***ing twice a week is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f***ing in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

SO REMEMBER - *FASTING* is good for your health - and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind!