Getting old is kind of funny - sometimes

Sunday laugh......

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?'

'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!'

'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.'

'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.'

'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'

'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.'

'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'

'Because she can still drive!'