Saturday, March 12, 2011

WHAT REAL STRESS IS???


The next time you think you are experiencing stress, think of how lucky you are. Read on to find out.....

A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

The doctor says;

"Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a father ";

THAT'S IT. YOU GET STRESSED.

You say: "But that baby is not mine"; The girl says : "He is the father of my baby";

YOU GET MORE STRESSED.

…and to prove your innocence, demand a DNA test. The police arrive, and a DNA test is done.

The report comes in according to which you are infertile and can never become a father.

WHAT? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED!.

Anyhow you thank God that this ordeal is over, and start driving home.

.............. And then you start thinking. At home I already have 2 kids. Whose are those????

NOW THAT ’S WHAT REAL STRESS IS !!!

Is so true here -
"We live longer than our forefathers; but we suffer more from a thousand artificial anxieties and cares. They fatigued only the muscles, we exhaust the finer strength of the nerves" ~ Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

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