Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Let's dance with the condoms.....


A good question for ladies today. If you saw a condom in your husband's wallet accidentally, how would you react?

Would you be upset and angry or feel good that your partner is taking care of you or confront him or do nothing and behave nothing has happened?

As for men, I think we are the most jealous one. If I see one condom in my partner's handbag, I would drop dead because the pain in the heart could be too painful to take. Women could be different and I sincerely hope some ladies are willing to share their views at my site here.

COndom Quotes

Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, No love. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

3 comments:

habeebulla said...

good nursery rhyme, my wife laughed after reading this standing behind my back

Robert Foo said...

Hi young man,

Tell me... What happened if your wife saw that condom in your wallet?

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