Saturday, November 19, 2011

Mental Exercise for Senior Citizen

Just relax, clear your mind and Begin

  • 1. What do you put in a toastor?

  • If you said "toast", give up now and do something else!

  • Try not to hurt yourself.

  • *If you said bread, go to Question 2.

  • 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk"

  • What do cows drink?

  • If you said "milk", don't attempt the next Question.

  • Your brain is over stressed and may even over heat!

  • *How ever if you said "water", please proceed to Question 3.

  • 3. If a red house is made from red bricks... and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

  • If you said "green bricks, why are you still reading these???

  • *If you said "glass", go to Question 4.

  • 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. (If you recall, Germany at that time was politcally divided into West Germany and East Germany) Anyway, during the flight, two engine fail. The pilot, realizing that last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man"s land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, "or no man's land"?

  • If your answer is any one of the 3, you MUST STOP now!

  • *If you said, "you don't bury survivors" proceed to next Question.

  • 5. Without using a calculator.....

  • You are driving a bus from KL city to Penang.

  • In KL city, 38 people get on the bus.

  • In Rawang 12 people get off the bus and nine people get on.

  • In Tanjong Malim 2 people get off and 12 people get on.

  • In Kampar 11 people get off and 7 get on.

  • In Ipoh 21 people get off and 16 get on.

  • In Butterworth 9 people get off and 2 get on.

  • You then arrive in Penang city.

  • What was the name of the bus driver?

  • *Dont you remember your name?

  • Wonderful Quote “Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car”

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